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Hey robots. Want to help a watermelon get laid?
Did she just call you a nigger?
>backing out like that
there's no hope, you look desperate and creepy now. she wanted you to push it more.
Well I somewhat saved it
>Tfw you're banging your tight fine 10/10 Japanese gf with your BBC but you cum too early
What do I do homies I don't want Koyuiki-chan to get mad at me? :_:
Any of you other homies know my feels?
deathgrip your dick to horrible porn
>>25030584
>10/10 Japanese
>gf
some kind of joke I'm guessing
>>25030584
I'd rather PE that ED from death grip jerking it to too much degenerate online shit
I don't know how long my gf will put up with it
I'm really getting worried
Is this the most normie movie ever made?
Just because you cant make friends doesn't mean you have to call everything "normie"
>>25030256
alls i know is theres a nigger in it going around raping white girls and that the Fugitive's son is the bad guy
>>25030271
I do what i want
ree
Want to play a game with me?
>>25030041
Chad photo or your photo?
Betting on the former
>>25030041
>UK
lmao at this pleb nigger cuck, enjoy your mudslime infected whores
>>25030053
Definitely a Chad. Look at that round green lines
9 days till Christmas, robots, have you been a good boy?
What's on your wishlist?
I'll start:
>Gaming headset
>Backpack
>Shoes
It's good not to be too greedy.
>games
>money
>phone
kinda it
gf
I rolled dubs in a thread a few months ago that said I'd get a gf by the end of the year if I roll dubs.
Santa better not fuck me over yet again.
>>25029974
games and game accessories
Should i turn into a sociopath and start ruining normies lives for fun?
Go for it.
Original comment. Yeah it is robot stop muting me.
>tfw when sociopath normie
What would you get out of ruining their lives?
>>25029966
yes, it's the least the normies deserve
I posted a thread like this before, but I've made progress. I have a bit of a speech issue in that I tend to stutter and speak very quickly due to anxiety.
This has caused people to say I sound Jewish/nasally/like woody allen or Sheldon Cooper.
I've done some speech therapy exercises to avoid the stuttering aspect, and I consciously try to prevent myself from speaking super fast now so I can focus on what I want to say. For years I spoke very quickly and in a peculiar way due to an anxiety about how my voice might be perceived, and it kind of became a fixture of my speaking style which I am only now trying to undo.
I also went long periods of time without speaking to people as a NEET which further contributed to a decline in speaking ability and a pronounced stutter emerging.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y9PCoyHQsV
Could you guys comment on your impressions of my voice now? Feel free to be as frank as possible. I want honest feedback so I can try to fix it, not hand holding.
>>25029896
Holy shit dude the vocal fry is real.
You sound really pretentious yet curious gay man. It pisses me off so much. Do less of that.
>>25029896
Your voice sounds exactly like mine bud. Light yet gravely. I played trumpet a lot up until a year ago and I think that impacted me. Everyone says I have a pretty good voice tho. Don't take no shit from nobody bout it!
>Text:Hey anon I'm just at the grocery store buying sausage. See ya back home
fucking bitch
>you will never have such a cutie suck your dick and take a photo of her self to show all her girlfriends
>>25029877
Yes u will juss believe
Pepe is a good man
>tfw i just cut all connection with my oneitis when she tried to cuck me
>tfw my obsession turned to the burning hate for her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OumXyQGOkuk
>>25029810
this is the correct way to do it
hatred is a very underrated tool
howd she try to cuck you? story time please im trying to fall asleep and cant
cmon cuck tell the story of how shes getting rammed by 2 chads rn and youre crying because she was your everything.
this character is dead wew
protip: woody dies
Everyone dies
Normie Wars is for cuckz
>tfw you want to cuddle but you dont have a gf
>tfw you want to hug but you dont have a gf
>tfw you want to say "i love you" but you dont have a gf
>tfw you dont have a gf
>tfw if you will even have a gf you'll get bored of her after a while
>repeat
fuck.
>>25029726
damn
here's a reply though
get grindr and you can find a guy to cuddle you oUo
>tfw gf is in south america
>tfw cant hold her hand for another year
K i l l m e
Anyone ever notice r9k got 100 percent gayer after moot made lgbt and soc? Moot invited in this degeneracy.
>>25029646
yeah, its fucking annoying. They've invaded for a year now, and it wasn't till now that we've realised it. Its too late mate, 4chan is kill
Nah m8, everyone just sucks, has shit tatse in memes, is underage, a fag or worthless. No ones fault but our own
>>25029646
>moots final act of wanting to be the girl was to make the enitre website more girly
>tfw Han Solo dies
Cuck Wars fans btfo
>>25029609
Can't make me mad. I literally do not care about Star Wars at all.
>>25029653
good on you my man, Normie Wars is of course for normies
>>25029662
DESTROY THE NORMIES
>tfw just got my shit fucked up at a job interview
Don't even care at this point.
>>25029532
tell us what happened anon-kun
It's going to be okay bro.
Just kidding, we're all fucked
>>25029532
Cumsak is that you?tfw shit posting from work
I don't think I can go on much longer the way I am, I think it's time.
You are dangerous, seek help crazy idiot, lol srsly tho don't shoot up a school.
It's not like we have the strength to actually do it OP.
We are all huge pussies here. Right?
We just have to sit and rot away until we die OP.
>>25029610
I wonder if someone will take the b8
