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boyoyong~
>>25041928
>A-am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
>>25041928
Still the most aesthetic one I have ever seen on the internet.
>>25041928
that feel when you will never craft a gloryhole that is impossible to escape from once you are in it.
that feel when you will never lure gay men into sticking their dicks into the hole, only for you to lean over the top of the stall and laugh at the look of terror on their faces when they realise they are trapped.
Robots, I need your help. A few weeks ago this roasty really liked me and I really liked her. After not seeing each other for 4 days or so I find out she doesn't like me anymore and a few days after that she goes out with some dude that does drugs. Now I find out 4 weeks later that she said to her friends that she made a mistake and should have stayed with me. What do?
tell the roast she's toast
Laugh at the dumb roastie
Pump, and dump her
How can I become assertive?
I'm sick of being a bitchboy and always being considerate and not wanting to upset anyone and going out of my way to not attract attention. I turn down girls because I think "they deserve better" and whenever my life gets even shittier I think "well I shouldn't complain" its like I'm cuckolding myself out of happiness.
Don't give me the lift weights meme it doesn't work.
Watch videos of people being assertive :)))
Same problem OP. Someone please tell
>>25041814
>How can I become assertive?
anyone taken zoloft (sertraline) before?
>>25041804
no one?
original comment m8
My doctor prescribed it to me (if I'm remembering the name right) to help me with my depression. Done just shy of fuck all for me
I take it for anxiety (prescribed) and it does wonders
How do you come to terms with the fact that you will die alone, without having ever kissed a girl, held hands with a girl, had sex, or had a girlfriend? I mean, I suppose #3 is easily achievable if I hire a prostitute, but that's really not the same.
As time goes on, I'm more and more beginning to understand the reality of my situation. I'm totally unwanted, and never will be wanted. My parents can only support me for so long. I will never actually be a human; never have that companionship that is necessary to actually qualify as one. I'll never reproduce; my own lineage will end with me (my brother will have to carry on my father's lineage). My death will simply be a seal that finalizes the reality that I am completely extraneous and unnecessary, fundamentally a "failed human".
How do you cope with that?
Just keep going through time loop until a girl you like becomes a concept of the universe and shoot yourself into space and go out with her
>>25041749
Who cares? I don't really cae. Maybe because I am a Christian and know there is an after life. And how vain things are in this world. The desire to have sex with a girl,etc all comes from your primal animal instincts. If you were to somehow take off your flesh and blood matter then you would be free from all your desires
I don't know, I just accepted it one day and went on with my life.
>tfw i need monistat but im too embarrassed to ask my dad to buy me some so im just sitting here with a raging yeast infection
at least i have weed
>>25041540
buy it yourself whore
>>25041540
I'll buy you some, OP.In exchange for anal because you're fucking gross
>>25041560
im a NEETand a virgin. i didn't know virgins could be whores
ITT: ways you troll normie faggots in real life
>be weed dealer
>claim I have dank OG snoop dogg kush when I have reggie and sell it for twice as much as its worth
>high school/college kids dont know difference, buy it anyway
>sell eights of reggie for $50-70 that I bought for $20
>they keep buying from me because they think they get "Dank"
>tell their other degenerate friends and they buy from me
Remember to ham up the degenerate spooky dealer angle. Pretend you deal other stuff. Look like a scary mess of a person who is involved in bad shit when they buy from you. That way when one of them inevitably figures it out, they will be too scared to do anything about it.
>>25041562
this desu
original
>>25041528
>ITT: ways you troll normie faggots in real life
by existing
>mfw will never be in a happy polyamorous relationship relationship.
>>25041490
>mfw will never be happy
at all
>>25041490
>implying polyamorous relationshits aren't just "I wanna be a single guy/girl fucking sluts/chads at bars but I'm also too lazy to actually make effort to seduce the opposite sex a lot so I'll keep a backup fuck for those times"
Women who say they're "polyamorous" are just sluts who are unable to empathize with other people. Men who say they're "polyamorous" are generally male feminists who are ok with being cucked on the false pretenses that they can actually score on a regular basis. Chads don't know what that word means, they just fuck pussy and call themselves straight like regular men.
>>25041490
pls gib polysexual mmf bisexual threesome
:3c
What is keeping you from being happy?
Life is such a drag
I honestly don't know but what I do know is I want to kill myself.
Stuck in a career I hate and I seem to repel friendships and potential relationships.
>watching Sicario
>scene where protag lady goes home with a guy she meets at a bar
>that scene made me more uncomfortable than any of the Cartel stuff in the movie
Am I fucked in the head robots?
You're the only one not fucked in the head, robot.
>nigger has a blonde white woman for a date
Why is Hollywood pushing this so hard
>>25041370
watch this with tea and sweets and don't be angry anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C0WK9HJ4X4
Why is R.O.B. not our mascot?
He's a perfect fit
Matter of fact, why doesn't /r9k/ have a solid mascot? All the other boards do
>Inb4 Pepe
He's long gone
Walle would be a better fit.
I thought Misaki from NHK was our mascot?
Is it it not allowed to be an anime character?
It's really strange.
Sometimes you learn or see something very specific for the first time and then on the same day, only hours later, it's the topic of discussion somewhere.
It might just be a random coincidence but it's an odd feel when that happens.
Anyways. Yeah why not. Can you draw it with a smug face?
>>25041548
Oh shit yeah
>has le onetitis
>literally who
>weak little guy
Then again, R.O.B. Is pretty chill...
...fuck
>>25041567
Huh?
>Already exists
hey robots
normie here from /b/
wanted to browse today but had to get away from the constant star wars "spoilers" people are spamming.
Also I've never browsed this board but have seen screencaps chronicling your many sperglord misadventures.
TL;DR entertain me with your autism.
>>25041353
>/b/
get out you 13 year old normie faggot
sage
Han killed by Kylo
Kylo kills Han
>>25041353
>browses /b/
>lives a normal life
>goes to school
>has friends
>spreads his cancer with his sperg btards
>thinks we're going to entertain him
oh, I didn't see you there, uglycuck. I had caught a glimpse of myself in the reflection of my jacuzzi. How's the quote go? Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
>>25041257
This meme would be more effective if it were a smug good-looking guy surrounded by girls/money
>>25041257
I literally can't tell what you're trying to express here other than a vague
>you're ugly
This meme would be more effective if you were a smug good-looking guy irl who could prove it with pics
>rpg
>women have +1 to intelligence
>real life women
>STR 1
>INT 1
>CHR 2
>PER 1
>END 1
>AGI 3 (for stripping)
>LCK 10
Well, with an rpg system where Wisdom and Intelligence are separate and intelligence is more of a perception class it might make a little sense.
>>25041243
>implying women are aware of anything other than themselves or chad
to the girl we'll never have because she will always trade us for some chad fellow
I shall start:
DEAR
>>25041141
BICH
YOU ARE A ROASTIE
Carlos Saavedra
