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Hey faggots I passed all my classes with a C.
Passing all my classes with an A.Only because I figured out how to change my grades with on of the oldest tricks in the book. :^)
>>25056352
Sucked the princible's dick?
>>25056185
stay over on reddit with your normalfag exams
Was there ever a nobler cause?
Stupid dumb Confederate scum.
Still butthurt about losing 150 years later.
>To the moon and back you hick
Fug off to /pol/ although I agree women's suffrage was a mistake
>join /r9k/ skype group so I can socialize in my element a bit
>unfunny memes
>lots of ironic beta orbiting around females which turns into unironic beta orbiting
>discussion tends to the same topics all the time, nothing interesting gets talked about
>leave skype group
>repeat at least twice a year
Step up your game robot-sama
these skype groups are literally full of autistic normies, they aren't robots in any sense other than that they are a bit autistic
>>25055847
i was in a kik group once
so much attention whores
>joining a skype group with females
What would you do if...
>you die in a car crash
>the outside world is getting more and more quiet
>you're convinced that you dies but you're still conscious
>you can't see anything it's just dark around you
>you notice that you're still able to think in this lost realm
>you realise everyone who dies comes to this place and there is no way out... forever because time does not exist anymore. you're alone with your thoughts which somehow are trapped in this dimension
I'd turn my thoughts into images
Then from the images I would make sounds and scents
Things to feel and taste
It'd be a way better world than this gay earth, that's for sure
I'd probably just watch it as an outside observer. This life has given me a distaste for having a body.
>>25055806
>2015
>Not believing in Quantum Resurrection
Dude shut the fuck up. Have you ever lost consciousness. You don't think, there's nothing. Everything that you can do while you were conscious is gone.
>tfw you act and come off as turbogay
>still not gay
faggots have it easy
>tfw you have a lisp and effeminate mannerisms, but deep inside still have a somewhat masculine mindset
>tfw this makes people automatically assume that you're shallow, stupid and willing to pursue casual sex over a relationship
Being a faggot sucks
It's unwanted attention if you fit the label too well
>tfw you act and come off as straight
>fap to degenerate shit everyday
Shut the fuck up
>tfw act a little bit gay but masculine mindset and interests
>tfw only attract vapid flaming turbofags whose lifestyle revolves around gay bars and grindr
>tfw no down to earth, nonscene masculine bf
>>25055830
iktf
>had a chance at teenage model aryan qt pussy
>fucked it up
fuck my whole existance
>>25055703
>>had a chance
>>>/out/
>>25055703
i am in the same boat my friend
Shit happens.
Try to be happy for the Chad who took those girls anal virginity at 16.
Femanons, are any of your male friends actually important to you? Like, are they more than orbiters, do you actually care about them?
I'm starting to realize that I'll never be more than a friend, so I'm trying to get a grasp of what I mean to them.
A few of them say they love me. Obviously they don't mean "in love". So what then? They love me like they love netflix and pizza? What do I say to that? Thanks?
Female friends are shit-tier. They're most likely using you in some way or another. Drop them then make some male friends.
>>25055536
This. Females have no personality or interests. Stop worrying and drop them if you don't get to fug them.
They love you like they love a cute puppy, until it shits on the floor and they start to resent it.
When ppl say being slutty is bad or looked down upon
I be like
>in what world? last time i was in high school, being projecting your image as slutty was cool as fuck. i was a virgin then (and now) and even i pretended to be into kinky sex and wore shit that suggested i was an easy lay because it was fucking cool. what kid in high school doesnt try their hardest to be the coolest they can think of?
same with almost any other girl. being seen as slutty in one way or another gets you attention, lyou get looked at more, and people think a certain way about you...like youre interesting, not just another girl face in the crowd.
heck, even you nerds post 99% only about percieved 'sluts'. you're obsessed with them.
being seen as slutty is an easy way to get attention.
i totally understand why kim kardashian and every other female celeb plays up that role. it gets them validation. no matter how many people say being slutty is "bad" they're lying. they glorify sluttiness, the image of sluttiness. because thats what gets the most attention as a woman.
now here's a nice pic of Demi Lovato in a sensual white two piece
wew, lad, this is some easy mode b8
no one will fall for it
saged and hidden
>>25055457
it feels liek, "yeah im a woman, the most feminine one of all"
trust me, being seen as a slut doesnt feel bad for most girls.
>>25055457
bump in this bitch
One thing I noticed in the movies and in real life is kids and family constantly Moving. I understand if it's for a job but damn fuck that will miss up the mind of a child don't those selfish bastards think of that just look at Elliot Rodger he moved many time during his childhood. Is this common with middle class people?
>>25055445
I've moved to many different states in highschool
>mother's bf was military
I could make friends but only for me to be leaving to another state. So I didn't really have and close friends and became really socially awkward.
I even had a stacy friend who moved to the same state as me 1 year after I moved and she was pretty much a loner all year. Maybe she was used to hanging out with old friends and had trouble making new ones because she never really had to do that.
I should have fucked her.
Fuck.
>>25055445
I just moved recently from New Jersey to Florida. Worst thing to happen to me. In nj I had a few best friends and talked to pretty much everyone in the school, had great times and would hang out with every weekend with my friends and do literally anything. Now I talk to no one and just live like a zombie. Go to school, come home, sleep. Talk to no one here and just talk to my old friends on skype. Think about suicide 99% of the time. It's not good.
Moving might have improved things for me. Had zero friends all 4 years of hs. Maybe if I went to another hs I could have found a group of other autist robots to befriend.
I haven't been to the dentist in 5 years. My wisdom tooth really hurts, but I'm a broke NEET with no insurance. What the fuck am I supposed to do /r9k/? I don't want to fuck up my jaw.
Pull it out.
Do your best!
Well you don't really need all of your teeth anyway, right?
Whatever as long as you have some left who cares?
jk tho impacted wisdom teeth suck
I don't know what to say
are back alley dentists a thing?
see if you can worm your way into a social group where you can make a dentist friend
>>25055342
It's underneath my gums. I can't just pull it out, or I would have done it already.
I DID IT ROBOTS
I FUCKING DID IT
What did you do this time you fucking faggot?
You raped your goat?
>>25055294
I GOT HER NUMBER
SHIT, I WAS SO SCARED
I'm hoping things go well but we will see
Really bored right now looking for something to watch. I want someone interesting, so not some autistic fuck thats good at a game but says nothing for 8 hours. Also no Camwhores, if I wanted to fap I'd watch porn.
MikeNnemonic
>>25055307
Just searched it, closed for community violations.
Twitch streamers are all gay and I made this autist go on a 20 minute rant because I ruined star wars for him
BETABOTS
MOBILIZE!
SIR YES S1R
fuck you talking about, we're omegas
in Trump we Trust
It's funny, because when you first start browsing r9k, half of the shit posted sounds absurd.
The more you lurk, however, the more these things repeat.
You might still think this is ridiculous, but inside the ideas are sticking.
Leave this place, while you still can.
Mostly you youngstas, who absorb new information fast and in large masses.
>tfw its impossible to trust and appreciate women anymore
>been browsing /r9k/ for ~5 years now
>still don't buy into the misogyny or normie hate
>just don't really concern myself of how others live
>only developed more self loathing over the years
I have more shit to worry about than how normies will enjoy the new star wars movie or whatever boogeyman you fags create
>>25055196
This has somehow worked for the better for me. I used to be a fool, now I understand women and I can interact with them without being stomped on.
Company christmas party tomorrow
I plan on getting wasted at work 2bh
My semi crush will be there
But not the one from years ago
I still think about her
>>25055082
Same deal here senpai
>>25055312
>My semi crush will be there
>But not the one from years ago
>I still think about her
Please don't tell me this stays a thing
