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Why isn't your cock locked up?
why would want to lock this up?
>>25070197
where would you even buy that?
>>25070197
Because I'm not a cuck, schlomo.
Is there a way to get ugly people to stop having kids? Do you think after explaining them how it's selfish and cruel, they'd understand and change their minds, or would they still go and bring another miserable fuck to this world?
You know your kids will probably come out ugly if you're ugly, after all. Why risk it?
>>25070099
Procreation instinct overrides rational thinking, especially in women
Women do in on purpose. It's the same reason they select for antisocial behavioral traits. They want to make the world as bad as possible.
>>25070117
If I can resist my urges, so can they.
I want to live a real life. I don't want to dream any longer
>>25070076
Buhmp it
He was a severe faggot for waking up.
I would've stayed in the dream world with Sofia. Those tits were a dream in and of themselves.
>>25070395
If it all the senses respond to it, what keeps that prime latina pussy from being real?
>m-muh truth
YOU GUYS JUST COULDN'T KEEP IT ON THIS BOARD
YOU HAD TO SHARE PEPE WITH NORMIES
FUCK YOU ALL
https://vine.co/v/izLnrKJ5rtt
>>25069803
what the actual fuck
2423433333
Pupina is my celeb crush
>>25069803
Pepe is fucking gay who cares.
a random robot is shooting up a hospital, what song do you play on the intercom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJVac8bCH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzMLGH1Rfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPLs3EjcxW0
Is this penis small?
and cut
Nope. Hard to tell because it's flaccid. But it seems to be average to above average, despite what porn would have you think.
Nope, but you can't really tell unless it's erect.
What's your favorite way of pissing off other posters?
Me:
>poster types out lengthy response to my post
>reply with single word followed by "stopped reading there"
I usually just accuse them of being underage which they probably are anyway.
>>25069675
BACK TO >>>REDDIT
That usually works for me.
>>25069787
You must be 18 years or older to browse here.
Fuck off back to /v/ you meme-spewing meme-child.
when can we seriously start banning the "femanon" feels threads?
Every single response is the exact same
>omg I wore new jeans but no guys even noticed me! Creeps were looking at my ass too!
>omg who here /fembot/
>im so randum and nerdy haha xD
>>25069521
better than neetcuck threads desu neet boys are disgusting
>>25069547
they're both cancer but come on dude fembot threads trigger everyone here whereas neets are the kind of people who belong on this board
>>25069730
not really
miserable wageslaves? robots
happy fulfilled neets? literally just unemployed normies
>tfw you got molested by your dad and kind of liked it
I wish he didn't film it though..
greentext it or kindly leave
DID IT TURN YOU GAY?
salty milk and coins? is that you?
I want to get my oneitis a really nice, meaningfull gift for christmas to show that I like her a lot, but I don't want to freak her out.
Any ideal?
A dick in a box.
>>25069541
What about New Years?
>>25069507
Don't bother
She'll say "thanks anon!" And smile for about half a second before she goes to suck Chad's dick
I finally did it bros. I got a girls number and I'm gonna make her my girlfriend. Goodbye forever!
>>25069473
Wish you the best !
I look forward to posting in your feels thread when she never texts you back.
>yfw OP is gonna call a Chinese place up and then come back to cry
why are people who post neets threads such normalcucks?
I want the normies to leave this place is not for you you are not welcome here
![[HorribleSubs] Engaged to the Unidentified - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.15_[2014.03.02_17.30.46].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j4vnHgX.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Engaged to the Unidentified - 08 [720p].mkv snapshot 10.15 [2014.03.02 17.30.46]")
>that moment when everything just falls apart because the slaves figure out they are slaves and stop being slaves, resulting in us all becoming slaves after a brief period of violent turmoil
>>25069369
normalcucks need to leave
>>25069339
Kek not this clown again
Fuck off back to kikebook, op
Literally /r9k/ as a Star Wars character
>>25069217
He got beat by a girl too.
I wish I had that dude's voice, man.
Then again, nah, I'm a manlet, so it wouldn't fit at all.
https://youtu.be/ow7CbiunX0c
>>25069217RARE JAJA
>anon, I can't believe what tou are saying, are you trully single?, you do not have a girlfriend?, why though? :0
fuck off dirty bitch you can't come inside
>>25068849
anzu!.. you look great.
I want to smash Anzu's face in with a ball-peen hammer.
ITT: the perfect woman
>>25068804
Fucking disgusting. Stop meme'ing kid.
>>25068804
I thought for a second I had repressed being in child porn for a second, this looks exactly like me when I was a 12 year old boy. Then I saw the vagina.
this is honestly freaking me out a lot.
>Heeyyyy Dayyyyuuuuudd~why don't you come over here for some Eddie Cheddar and the Fuck My Ass?
>Bobby, that's just asinine! And un-Christian!
>No, dayud. That's just my ass, and it isn't nine, it's for youuuuuu~
>D-dang it b-bbobby......
>What's the matter Dayud? Are you craving some of the candymannnnn~?
>Gg-gahhuh......
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