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You know what's harder than holding a conversation with one person?
Holding a conversation within a group of people.
Holy shit, the awkwardness is multiplied by 100.
>listen to O&A with Patrice O'neal and other guests
>get depressed that I could never hold my own in a group conversation like that
Being a good vocalizer in groups is a skill most kids develop throughout childhood and just carry into adulthood. I assume when you're a socially awkward dumbass like myself that isolated themselves from social interactions, it's a skill that will never be developed. Typically I have a hard time following any conversation, have nothing good to contribute and just knowingly play the retard
>>25065370
Are you fucking stupid? Of course it's easier to hold conversation in a group of people. You can just sit there and let the others go on until you have something relevant to say.
In a one on one, you have to be talking half the time and have no time to think of something relevant.
>>25065556
That's fine if you're the most beta in the group, you can just chip in from time to time.
But if you're the least beta in the group you're expected to hold court like you're some fucking chad. The moment you stop feeding the conversation or one of the people says some stupid shit, everyone turns to you and expect you to sort it out. Fucking idiots.
>one chance in life
>born non-white male
Why were humans with non-white skin even created? We're just designed to roll around in poo and be terrible. REEEEEEEEEEEEE it's not fair!
Indians even look like they were made of poo.
>tfw paki
Being brought up in a mudslime home was the fucking worst. I could've been a normie..
blame your non-white parents for fucking. That's why you were created.
UH UH UH
CAN YALL FEEL THAT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv_sXoT3e30
POST NOSTALGIA
OLD INTERNET. 90S STUFF
IM IN THE MOOD FOR DEGENERATIVE ESCAPISM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdvjrQZam5w
beat is straight fire bruh
>>25065388
WOW A TRAP REMIX GET THIS SHIT OUT OF HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJpP7ZId-mc
>professor personally invites all of his students to add him on Facebook as they turn in their finals
>turn in my final
>just tells me to have a nice Christmas
>>25065098
>wanting to be friends with an old pretentious twat on kikebook
Well... What exactly were you expecting?
>>25065098
>bullshit
Unless you're an obnoxious little shit.
Heres a friendly reminder from s4s nurds pepe is a real bas meme and we said on s4s we will get you a new meme frog cause all you ever post is that fuggin dum frog lmao rekt and I mean that in the nicest way possible! Stupid robots!
>>25064996
hey /s4s/ <3
can this be the new meme froge
>>25065319
Maybe if u strokke ur benis hard enough xD
who can unite us all and lead a rebel alliance against the normie scum who infest the planet with their "just be your self bruh" and "try something new" doctrines of hate
Rise my fellow betabots.
RISE
stfu lame frogposter gb2rebbit
>>25064988
quit whining faggot
>>25064988
You need to be an hero
tfw your cousin comes home for Christmas
28 years old, /fit/, hot 10/10 gf, new car, college degree, homeowner
Motherfucker even seems to be gaining hair.
As for me, I'm a 27 yo wizard, balding, fat, NEET, still living at home, just quit my minimum wage shitjob, I have no motivation, depressed as fuck, I drink so much I think I've lost my sexdrive... I fap mostly to guro nowadays, once every two days or so... still posting here... still a fuckin robot scared of social interaction
Yesterday we all sat for dinner to catch up, fit cousin announces that he's gonna take private aviation classes as a hobby and maybe a secondary trade
I feel even more like a piece of shit.
I don't even know how to drive.
I should just put a plastic bag over my head and end it all... my parents will never love me anyway at this point... i will never be like him.. and hes only a year older
fuck my life and fuck this place
Just be yourself anon. Stop being lazy and try something new. Get out of your comfort zone
>>25064897
>Just be yourself
>Stop being lazy
>>25064897
>depression
>walk it off
Why do people always give this shitty advice?
Just kill yourself OP
Alprazolam is easy to procure
I hear that he used lurk /r9k/
yeah, lots of faggots here.
So he went from Fat kid, to looking like he could lead Oasis?
I'm not sure if that's an improvement or not.
>>25064706
Just went from one type of loser to another
Hey /r9k/. What do we get out neighbor [s4s] for christmas?
Chemo
>>25064467
bottled screaming, courtesy of syria
Tickets to the new star wars movie
itt: sum up how you feel about women with one song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=587Z1eNoI9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHIKf0f9E40
>>25064465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
apparently this link isn't original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLqCje0AOks
Who /attractivebutwasbulliedsolackanysocialskills/ here? Asked some fat gril for a light earlier and she dropped her spaghetti trying to get it, I could smell the cream from her pants. Even if she was qt I still wouldn't have said anything. How do you overcome being terribly bullied on adolescence?
>>25064456
I don't know. I turned into a hikki NEET for five years and built my confidence up a little over the internet. I'm still not very good at feeling attractive but girls always give me a lot of attention irl and let me get away with a lot of awkward behavior because I look good I guess. It just takes time anon. You should try judging people less though. I don't mean that from a moral standpoint really but the less you judge other people the less you'll worry about being judged. When you judge people a lot you'll instinctively think they're doing it too. I have trouble taking my own advice though.
>>25064538
Everyone judges all the time, nothing you can do, just human nature.
I think you have to be your own personal Jesus, man.
..does anyone else think Perturbed Pedro looks /exactly/ like Dave Gahan?
I'M GOING OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR HOLY FUCK MY ENTIRE INSIDES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE MELTING I'M ABOUT TO CRY PLEASE HELP ME
wew lad
original commentz
Just do it man. Be somebody that you aren't. Just remember that nothing matters, and you will be okay. Have a great time, brother.
Congratulations op.
I am feeling the same, there is a little chance that i'll meet my online bros for the first time on new year's eve :,)
It's been months since we broke up, I've been seeing other girls and aren't thinking about getting back together... But I'm still very bothered that she never understood what she did to hurt me and never took responsibility for her part in the failure of our relationship. She blamed it all on me and began believing this "strong abused woman" narrative.
Why won't this go away
Why can't I give up on someone who will never learn
>>25064386
Because you're stupid. Just give up on women in general and keep your guards up. Just go through the motions.
>>25064444
Quads of truth
I have given up on the idea of feeling that way about someone again, now that I know how awful someone who is supposed to love you can be
But how do I shut off and let go of these feelings
I've had some success on that I don't feel grossly wrong waking up without her anymore
Bumping with an original comment desu desu
How is this tiny halfling able to score with the hottest women in Hollywood?
Money, fame, social status.
Women are status and attention vampires. When are you robots going to learn this? Stop paying attention to them.
because he's a millionaire celebrity? Isn't this obvious?
For the record I think he's a talented actor and dont even mind him getting hollywood pussy, he's probably gone through so much shit to get it. He's been handed no favours physically and made the absolute best of it.
Yes, it really is this easy for me.
>>25064106
Post face OP, its prob easy for you since you are good looking, Theres no way she would reply that way to someone uggo
>>25064106
not alpha if she didn't respond lmao
Say what's the difference in my couch and you baby?
She will say something
My couch pulls out
