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Are hot, beautiful, successful 30-40 year old women the hardest to date or be in a relationship with? I mean, just look at them. They're at their peak in terms of everything. How much of a man do you have to be to get a chance at dating them?
>>25079878
unless you want autistic children, or no children at all
>>25079878
LMAO no they're the easiest to get.
They are actively looking for someone to fuck and have kids with, and they're desperate.
My gf is older, she's mid 30 and all her friends that are single are desperate trying to find the one and trying every single guy that comes their way until they find him. It's a bit sad tbqh familiars.
A single 30 year old woman is a woman who has failed at literally the only function women have
What happens in a woman's brain when they listen to a love song? Do they feel that Chads "love" them?
Why do some women make art? Is it because they want more Chad? How come many female artists are lesbian
Hello...
It's me...
>>25080230
>How come many female artists are lesbian
If someone is attracted to physical beauty, odds are they're going to prefer females.
post the most degenarte shit you have on your hd
starting out with this gem: a furry wedding on a furcon; video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjh0nA7jd30
>>25079466
Truly a legendary video. I'm sure they held this wedding again because now it's legalized in their State.Top cringe though
yea that's pretty weird
Originality
>>25079466
>ladies and gentlefurrs
Two years ago on this day I became a NEET! When's your NEETiversary?
Only two months here, I'm still a baby.
Last August.
March 2012.
Who /basketball/ here?
Basketball is the ultimate NEET entertainment. Not playing it but watching it on TV. There are games everyday in fall and winter. Basketball is the official NEET sport.
>>25079301
LETS GO RAPTORS
RAPTORS
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Sport is for normies.
>>25079397
RBL WE GOT NIGGAS WORLDWIDE
WE
OUT
HERE
>tfw I'm a straight white male in America and I have everything I need
>tfw no one clutches their purse when they're in a room alone with me
>tfw I can drive through any neighborhood at any hour, and the police don't do a thing
>tfw I can walk down the street and no one wants to rape me
>tfw I can get a girl pregnant, and just as easily flee (just like my straight white male dad did to me)
If I see a penny on the ground, I leave it alone or fucking flip it. I've got all the luck I need, shit's gonna work out for me.
>tfw I can walk down the street and no one wants to rape me
I know this feel all too well
>>25079092
>black friday
>buy 50 inch tv
>keep yer receipt they are probably gonna check you at the door
>cops smile at me
>you get the last one
>nah one more left haha just in time
>they let me go unchecked
>have a good night
>you too
I love being white
Andrew Jackson Jihad is the worst folk punk band and supreme cuck-tier
How many threads do you have filtered?
filters for clover WHEN
I don't filter anything because I'm not some whiny bitch who can't handle seeing a few sentences that I might disagree with.
>>25079055
I have all of the gf, fembot, femanon etc.. threads filtered. I have a few more but those are the main threads I filter.
>I don't filter anything
Don't some repeated threads that 99% of the time go nowhere get stale for you?
I'm gonna try and ask this girl for her number later, wish me luck.
You'll fail
>>25078958
Fuck off Norman conquestor
>>25078967
What a nigger
>chatting with girl from internet for a few days
>super flirty
>the moment I imply sex her she calls me creepy and blocks me
how do I advance flirting if a girl seems obviously into me without being a creep
Help
>>25078941
Many girls nowdays act flirty when they think they are acting friendly, they are literal retards. Also you need to basically keep doing the same thing until you find a girl that wants to have sex with you, if she doesn't you are a creep to her.You might never find the girl if you are ugly.
You do it on like day two at the latest
>>25078941
You've probably gone so long without genuine female contact that you confused being nice with being flirty
You made it, wageslaves
Just 10 more hours till your prescribed 48 hours of freedom
Then back to another 50 hours of work
>>25078920
>wageslaves don't get Christmas break off
>>25078920
>facebook frog
normies need to leave this board
>>25078955
Two words you fucking frogs; OVERTIME PAY
>robots complain about girls being too slutty
>complain when they don't want to fuck you just like that
You guys are a special kind of stupid, huh?
robots want relationships though, if they wanted sex they could just see hookers
>>25078918
sex with hookers =/= sex with anyone else
>>25079194
>Sex for money
>Sex with chads
desu senpai, the hookers are smarter than the average woman.
It doesn't matter if it's insults, fells or even gore. I feel like shit and just need some way to get it out because I can't handle it any more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6IrmULLV0M
>>25078837
Nice song senpai, still need to check out Mountain Goats
How can we make you cry if we don't know anything about you?
I just pulled these from my scalp anons.
TMI TMI but does anyone else have this?
>>25078763
I'm pretty sure that's dandruff, get some head and shoulders shampoo
Looks like scabs.
Stop picking at your scalp and let it heal.
>>25078763
No need for the "TMI", we're not pussies.
You sound like a girl.
Maybe we're all miserable because
>we aren't the people we're supposed to be
> we aren't hanging with "our" people who are supposed to love and support us
>we're all experiencing a type of longing and homesickness that's been going on for so long we call it depression now
>what if you don't want to even be Chad, what if you find your real happiness as a baker
> what if you're gay and just fighting it or something
> if different realities exist, there's a you who is happy and being fulfilled by no one else's standards but his own
What do you think?
>if different realities exist, there's a you who is happy and being fulfilled by no one else's standards but his own
Why do you idiots misunderstand this theory
lets break it down
you flip an infinite number of coins
now, of course its 50/50 heads/tails each time
but thats only a CHANCE of either/or each time
you are not GUARANTEED to hit a heads at any point or a tails at any point
but theres a large CHANCE you will.
So, if there are infinite alternate realities, yeah, theres a chance XYZ could be true, but that isn't a guarantee.
>>25078722
I don't really care about quantum physics as I am no longer 15 and edgy. I'm just saying that we're probably not living up to our full potential and it's deeper than just not fucking 100 women and getting shitfaced. Somewhere though, that happiness is obtainable.
I like how the 'America is so free' meme started out as a joke taking the piss out of loud jingoistic redneck patriots who unironically said things like "WE'RE BRINGING FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY TO THE IRAQI'S!" as well as a jibe at how fictional and imaginary American's conception of what 'Freedom' really is, but that flew over the heads of newer internet users.
what the fuck is a nu-male and why does everyone here hate them?
it's a joke pic made by reddit's own "sam hide"
"redpill" mras take it seriously
Essentially beta-cucks.
/r9k/ is full of them and they're self-loathing so of course they'd bemoan their own foolish selves.
I consider a nu male as any dude with that cartoonish hitler youth, oversized beard, tight pants, thick rimmed glasses, scarves, beanies, and adopts extreme liberal policies. And that is so weirdly specific that I would be hard pressed to consider it a major group of people, but I dont frequent college campuses either.
A lot of them are just gay, and I dont think gay people can be nu-male. I hope not anyway, that sounds just awful.
![nupepe[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3aaZZeA.png "nupepe[1]")