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https://youtu.be/K_zE2YWxZCA
Manlets BTFO yet again.
What's the matter, robots? You gonna cry? Real men don't cry. Then again, real men are also taller than 5'9".
OP dont samefag ur thread
>>25088812
I'm sorry. Did I strike a nerve, manlet?
I'm at the gym right now.
Makes you feel better mentally and gets you outside.
>going to the gym so you can shitpost on 4chan
>gym
>still posts on 4chan
How's the first day, faggot?
>Start lifting
>Become insanely attractive
>80% of women show indicators of interest
>Realize I don't want anything to do with women because they can't be trusted and offer no value to me.
It looks like you've got the job, anon. Just one more question; what do you do in your free time?
I make shit threa- oh wait no, that's you
>>25087406
i use tor to download CP,nothing really relevant
Make large quantities of boiled eggs and go around at night finding lonely-looking girls to feed.
What are you supposed to do if someone tries to "set you up" and you aren't interested?
>>25087227
Tell them to fuck off, and kick them square between the legs, hard enough to cause sterilization
>>25087227
admit you are a pedo and just not intrested in adult women. If they are really your friends, they would understand and not judge you. If they judge you, then fuck em and dont talk to them again- shallow judgmental pricks all
>>25087293
Someone v& this faggot
DUDE MISERY LMAO
on average, what percentage of the day do you spend in agony?
>>25087223
0 percent
it's just a meme reddit friend
A good 80% due to disc injuries.
>>25087223
a hundred %
Ok guys, I see threads on here all the time discussing why they have it so hard.
But I'm wondering....just what set of guys have it the worst.
Out of the following :
>5/10 face but manlet - 5'7" or under
>5/10 face but fat guy
>2/10 face but 6' and not fat
>5/10 face but autistic sperg
>5/10 face but black guy (or other minority)
I say manlets have it the worst because it is almost impossible to change.
if the autistic sperg is literally mentally disabled and not just r9k status sperg then that guy.
If not either the 2/10 face or manlet because those are impossible to change. I guess you could get plastic surgery but idk that's pretty yucky. The manlet meme isn't such a huge deal in reality so idk which is actually worse.
If you're fat you can lose weight. Being a minority isn't rly a negative to me.
>>25087139
I mean r9k version of sperg, not really disabled
>>25087084
The 2/10 face guy. Nigger has it the best because nigs can get girls just for being nigs cuz of the BBC meme
How can whitebois even compete? How?
Probably by having the same fitness/gym routine as that guy.
>>25087063
thank you i thoroughly enjoyed this as a male.
>>25087063
Woah, literally perfect body and super qt face too. They can't compete.
That said I feel like top tier asian boys > top tier white boys, but average white boys > average asians.
More and more normalfags go to professional photographers and do photo shootings to feel/act like models.
I find this incredibly awkward and I could never do such a thing.
Am I just autistic and insecure, or are normalfags nowadays just incredibly narcissistic and full of themselves?
What I also noticed is that normalfags now spend a large portion of their time taking pictures of themselves doing an activity/being somewhere - instead of actually focusing on the thing.
Why is that? Why is everyone so damn self-centered?
Did I reach enlightenment?
I can see through normalfags. They are mindless sheeple.
Please respond you fucking faggots.
so the new Star Wars wasn't what i expected. it was ok, jedi girl is good but everyone else seemed pretty lackluster.
that's all im gonna say so i don't spoil it. the new cast is very young and could use more acting lessons.
Han solo kills kylo ren, his nephew
>>25086851
All child actors are shit, apparently its bleeding into the teens.
>>25086905
Kylo Ren seemed like an angsty teenager instead of a powerful dark Sith.
and he's supposed to be a new angsty teenager Sith so i suppose he nailed that role.
but he wasn't scary.
He doesn't look like JT from Grandma's Boy i wouldn't have been surprised if he just splurted "please sit on my face!" during his close ups.
I literally cant even understand how people are attracted to people covered in fucking tattooes.
I dont mean People with Tattoos, i mean those Tattooed People degenerates that are desperate to let everyone know they had $75 once and cover their entire body with brands, languages they dont understand and shitty stoner art.
>look at my desperate attempt to be a unique individual with this design i picked out of a book
>look at my chest piece, isnt it wonderful how will now be wearing exclusively clothes with tit windows
>look at this tattoo of NASCAR I have on my leg
>look at muh surname, tattooed it on my body so i dont forget it
Like honestly brobots it upsets me. Idgaf what people do with their personal lives behind closed doors, but i cant stand seeing these degenerates who have scarred their bodies to look like a broken etcha sketch. It is the only thing that can just make me discard someone's worth as a human.
Fuck.
To hell with "tattoo culture", i actually understand scat fetishists way more than people attracted to someone plastered in (what is 9.7/10 times really shitty uninspired and pretentious) "art".
Can we get a REEEE thread going guys? Its friday and i want to commit omnicide more than usual
>>25086756
>i fucking hate tattoos, fucking degenerates
>im all for scat though! yum yum!
>>25086756
shut uo you aspie you did not eve. Mention cunts with spacers
>basic bitch 101
>get vaguely asian characters tattooed someone on your body where eeryone has to see it
>get roman numeral tattoos
>drink sour puss
>smoke out of an acryllic bong
>smoke poppers
any iof these is an immediate realization as to why normies are scum and why its good to be a 'bot and not a person
my sister used to be so fucking hot, and based as hell too, by the time she was down i was disgusted by her
Agreed. Women with tattoos are trash thats disgusting to look at, and these days you can never tell who has them and where unless you see them naked. It seems like most women either have them, are open to the possibility of getting one, or like/don't mind guys who have lots of them. I'm afraid that if I ever have sex she'll pull down her thong only for me to see some little star or heart thingy inked next to her pussy, then I literally gag, but this is real life not porn so I can't just close the tab, guess I have to make it clear if I ever have a gf that I hate tattoos and will leave her immediately if she ever gets one.
YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME
I'M CRAAZY
HAHA
i thought this meme was dead, or was that part of your carefully constructed plan?
>>25087273
I'll in good time my little curmudgeon
>>25087273
how could he ever die?
>tfw just pissed in my first bottle
You're such a fucker
>>25086605
lel i know dat fel.
i pissed in a corona bottle while i was fighting the jad in runescape.
i was drunk so i did end up spilling it on my keyboard.
>>25086635
did u kill jad atleast?
Who /sudoku at 25/ here
Apparently only me
Well this should've been obvious considering all the memers/normies/tumblrites here
I'm to dumb to get sudoku
>>25086881
Sudoku as in suicide
One of these. Because every one of us holds some modicum of hope.
Anon the one last night didn't last very long. Why try again so soon?
>>25086445
I probably wasn't here last night. And even if I was, there's still a chance that other people haven't.
Template pls?
blaux
What do you want senpai?
>>25086319
Discipline to work out, stay away from sugar and computer screens.
a new computer.
I want everything.
