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Does anyone here have trouble following instructions? I'm just so inept it's almost comical. I even have to ask people to repeat what they wanted from me because i forget so easily.
I just wish people could stop asking help from me so they could spare me the shame.
>>25102724
maybe you have some kind of mental disability
>>25102724
I've read it about, it's a symptom of untreated depression. Unfortunately I don't remember where the fuck I read about it. My memory is shit.
>>25102724
same here
>learn to ask them to repeat until you understand
the whole reason they're giving you instructions is so you do the job right.
>write things down
on scratch paper if you have it. or just ask them for something to write it on. or put it into your phone. again, it's not "awkward." the goal is for you to follow a certain sequence of things. enable yourself to do that.
How do you know if someone is attracted to you?
Body language, if they flirt back
Mostly body language tbqh
>>25102596
You have to yank their dino ol' BARN
just like I did with Wilma..
>>25102596
They force you to have sex without asking for verbal consent.
>tfw pretty handsome
>mfw I'm a NEET who sits around playing games
>tfw smart but lazy
>mfw I'm a genius who sits around reading manga and watching anime
>>25102554
if you can't fund my lavish femNEET life, you're worthless and a beta
>>25102577
Yeah cause you can't be attractive without trying really hard, right?
lmaoing @ ur life
>America
Reading this board makes me so furious. You're all so full of aggression and hate! That's because all men are rapists, by definition. The whole concept of moping around, crying about >tfw no gf is the beta man's way of showing frustration that he can not break through the societal wall and rape. Rape is what all men want. I feel like this emerging culture of violent sex is the most important issue in our society today. That's what this is all about, is it not? That is why you adamantly claim no woman can be alone, because of how easy it is, in your mind, for a woman to get sex. Basically, women can not be alone because you want to rape them. Of course! That makes so much sense. Rape culture is the violence that men export to women's spaces, such as college and our own homes.OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. So I concede that men can also be raped! Does that exclude the fact that man on woman rape outnumbers the reverse by a ratio of 10 to 1?
Put on a nice dress and walk into a dark alley at night, all of a sudden the men who earlier claimed there's no rape culture have turned into wild animals and it's your fault.
It all just makes me so ANGRY. Man on woman rape is the most common violent crime in our society and nobody is doing a thing to stop it from happening! We just dress the wounds when we need to PUNCH THE GUY WHO WOUNDED US.
Lol u go gurlll
XD
>>25102516
Punch him in the balls!
When was the last time you had sex?
me: two hours ago
Your dad doesn't count
>>25102312
NEVARRR
>>25102312
>two hours ago
Yet here you are, posting frogs on r9k like the loser you are
>everybody gone back to their home for christmas break
>meeting up with their friends back in school and being like "AWWW MY MISSED THESE GUYS SO MUCH XXXXXXXX" and getting drunk and doing other normie things like partying and having sex
>there is literally nobody for me
I never had real friends in high school I guess, people either just tolerated me or outright bullied me.
I hat holidays, they remind me of how lonely I really am.
You're a wizard, Harry.
Here in Belgium we have our exams after Christmas break
Fucking kill me
>>25102360
I have a 6000 word essay to write in 2 weeks.
Enjoy your weekend, NEETslaves.
Oh, actually, it's not even a weekend to you, is it? It's just another day of wasteful limbo and you feeling powerless to finally "start" your life. Meanwhile, I'll be here feeling relaxed and liberated after a long week's work, while you'll just be ruminating about where your life went wrong.
>>25102054
beat it, stiff
>>25102054
What do you do for work and how much do you make?
Bloxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh wow we've got ourselves a wagecuck here tonight! come up here wagie! Or... on second thoughts, stay where you are -- you probably want to conserve your energy after that long shift, right?
Haha... don't let it get to you bud, after all, you've got the weekend off now -- or as i call it: everyday!
But it's all worth the grind because you just picked up you paycheck, right? Funny how I get one too for doing whatever I want, whenever I want... go figure.
But hey, don't get yourself down wagie, you're a real contribution to society!
Thank you everybody you've been a wonderful audience!
Who here just saying /FUCK CHRISTMAS/?
>currently being forced to listen to Christmas carols non stop
Glad I'm Muslim tbqh
>>25102052
Gtfo suicide bomber
Even the most jaded of robots should enjoy Christmas.
>That face that girl makes when she want to suck your penis
Has a girl have made this face for you?
I wish.
Whats with that original shit already. Random gibberish and pagefillers are somehow original. robots are dumb. strike while the iron is hot robots. use ur brain for once
Hahahahahahaha
No
>>25102016
>that fucking filename
also i thought this was moot until i realized aesthetics
>What's 50 grand to a motherfucker like me, could you please remind me?
-JayZ
>I love sucking big throbbing juicy dicks
-OP
>>25101866
>I will fuck you in the street
-Me
>>25101866
>You are likely to be eaten by a grue, if this predicament seems particularly cruel, consider who's fault it could be, not a torch nor match in your inventory.
-Narrator, Zork
>gf doesn't want to use a condom anymore
>tfw condor breaks during sex
This girl sent me an echo to prove she had some sort of contraceptive surgery once.
Why do woman want semen so much?
>>25101733
It's proven to be an anti-depressant, look it up. Bitches literally cray without a dicking.
PLEASE SANTA; I HAVE BEEN A GOOD GUY
>>25101548
>fapping
>arguing with mummy
Eh, I dunno if you deserve it....
>>25101574
>arguing with mummy
at least OP is talking to a female.
>>25101574
I don't argue with mummy! I'm a good boy
who /femNEET that only dates wagealphas and friend zones neetbetaboys/ here
femNEET general
tfw no disposable income wagebf
>i posted it again LOL
>>25101674
teehee neetbeta, maybe if you got a job, about 3 inches in height, and exercised maybe you'd be good enough for a femNEET without me considering cucking you
Would you leave your life and live in another country if you met somebody? There are numerous cases here on 4chan of this happening (mostly of them being females) like Applemilk
>>25101455
>implying a grill would want me move for her
>implying I even would
Top banter m'goy xDDDDDDD
Up-le-bloated!
White women can do whatever they want in life
>>25101664
the guy in the OP has bitch tits and he got her to move. why cant you?
>yfw he's not white
you know where you belong, right?
>>25101430
She's not either, dumb little shit skinned bitch
>>25101430
White girl with her Asian boyfriend ,ld
