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Have you ever switched tinder settings to men to see what your competition is? It's fucking depressing.
>using Tinder
why
>>25113340
>switch tinder setting to men
>shows you gay men
>"competition"
Nice try Chaim
>>25113396
Because I don't know... i'd like to meet them irl, but where do 20 somethings hang out? I just want a cute spergy gf.
I don't want netflix and chill gf, but that's all that is online. I'm too autistic to initiate conversations with strangers.
>women can't be robots
>black guys can't be robots
SO WHY ARE THEY INFESTING MY FUCKING BOARD
GET
OUT
Normies feed off of our misery. So do underagers. Unfortunately those groups put together make up the majority here.
under 18: B&
18-25: awkward young guy, you might still beta up at this point. Age varies here but lots of guys strike out in college and end up with a burned out from partying stacy shortly after graduation and are content with that.
20: wizard apprentice (if applicable)
25+: verified robot, you're here forever
30: wizard. Only the strongest among us will reach such status as the allure of hookers/used goods/single moms coupled with our own growing desparation will tempt away most by then.
None of this applies to women or blacks, nor will it ever. Both groups can get as much sex/socializing as they want. I know there are some black guys who won't like hearing that but you guys are allowed to have a unified culture to fit into and zero standards towards females is accepted and encouraged, the media and society will back your every move and make it as easy as possible for you.
It's because whitebots are thirsty beta faggots that give women attention, so they keep coming back.
Maybe stop being so thirsty and they'll go away.
>>25113334
there are no women on /r9k/ sperggot, just dude pretending because its funny making spergs sperg.
Who else has fordyce spots on their dick?
>be me in college
>had the opportunity to get laid a few times, but never did because i was worried about my prominent fordyce spots
>finally work up the courage and was about to have sex with a girl
>she literally stops and asks about 5 times: "Wait do you have an STD?"
>don't finish because she's visually concerned about the harmless spots on my dick that i was born with
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pic related
Any similar experiences?
nope. sux2bu
I have them just like in pic related. No girl has ever even mentioned them.
>>25113093
Nigga that's a piece of raw chicken
>tfw no tuko calling, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, jeepney driving, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
Got a new one for ya.
Jollibee munching
>>25113089
>tfw no pilipina gf from Q-ave
>>25113414
My family in the Philippines wanted to lynch me when I said I didn't find Jollibee good. Who else /ostracizedfilipino/ here?
WE NEED TO GET ALL THE ROASTIE CUNTS OUT OF THE CATALOG
POO POO PEE PEE THREAD
POST POO POO
POST PEE PEE
CHRISTMAS IS A TIME FOR POO POO PEE PEE
NORMIE CUNTS LEAVE
>>25113081
normalfags ruined pepe, and they are even appropriating edgy pepe memes as well, so dont bother
the best normie repellant is pedophilia
>>25113132
Pepe deserved better than this. No wonder he can't control his bowels
>bugs have been falling out of my hair for months
>still done nothing
Who lazy here?
>>25113020
I'm so lazy I nearly didn't have the energy to post a reply
Do you sleep outside?
yeah, l am
Is it even possible to be romantically involved with a female that has had another man cum on her face? Serious question.
That's not a serious question and you know it.
This board is such low quality these days. Same tried and true formula, but atleast you'd have a semi-active thread, right OP?
You cannot be romantically invilved with a female, period.
They like your status and how well you do in life, as soon as someone better comes around, concider yourself excanged.
>>25112853
better than in her mouth right?
reminder that NEETS are not robots they are normies, and they are NOT WELCOME HERE!
>having sex
>eating healthy
>being happy
>having hobbies
>fulfilled
the NEET/wageslave threads are proof! NEETs are NORMALKEKS and they DO NOT BELONG HERE THEY ARE NOT ROBOTS THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
>>25112790
Wagecuck asspain is real.
>>25112841
for real tho, if you are happy and have a good life and have sex, ect, why do you come here to spam the board with making fun of robots? Its pretty dumb
>>25112868
protip: he doesnt
Found an r9ker's youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmrfgZ9mL4k
>>25112775
stop self promoting you faggot
STOP THE SELF PROMOTION
>>25112775
you have a nice channel buddy
Who /Hungry Man/ here?
Who /Angry Man/ here?
>>25112610
I could go for some tendies, planning on ordering some broasted chicken in a bit, for delivery of course
>>25112610
I've only eaten a few of those years ago, but I remember I liked it. Probably not worth the price though.
Are you honestly capable of loving a woman who's had a "wild" past?
Are you honestly admitting you've never had a wild time?
>>25112523
Nah. They aren't ENTITLED to anything.
>>25112523
no, and may every future version of me remember this and never get desperate enough to change that answer to yes
Who /youngthugger/ here?
IIF SHE AINT A VIRGIN THAN THE BITCH IS ONLY AVERAGE
yo, bish. La Raza all up in here, mang
>>25112503
Who /wuz KINGS AN SHEEEIIIT/ here?
you guys eat your veggies today?
Corn isn't a vegetable
>>25112524
u wat nigger?
I brushed my vegetables and ate my teeth.
Is there a worst feeling of walking through the doors of where you work?
>same thing every day for 40 hours a week
>already know how your day's going to go
>wishing a car would hit you before you get to the door and take you out of your misery
>so much adrenaline, aggression, anger, and rage pent up that you could snap any second
>>25112411
Pretty much describes my life.
Just a constant fucking cycle of depression and rage.
Maybe one day we'll get lucky and something'll happen to take away the pain.
>>25112411
I left work early today due to severe depression. Am I a pussy?
>3 more semesters of college before reality hits me in the face with a job
I have no idea how I'm gonna survive the rest of my life.
>5'1" autistic black man
>still managed to have sex with a white woman
blacks literally cannot be robots
kent didnt sleep with any1
>>25112373
It doesn't count if your family hired a hooker for you.
Also, not that it matters, but Kent is 5'2.
>>25112373
Only serves as proof that blacks can not be Robots
