Who else has fordyce spots on their dick?
>be me in college
>had the opportunity to get laid a few times, but never did because i was worried about my prominent fordyce spots
>finally work up the courage and was about to have sex with a girl
>she literally stops and asks about 5 times: "Wait do you have an STD?"
>don't finish because she's visually concerned about the harmless spots on my dick that i was born with
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pic related
Any similar experiences?
nope. sux2bu
I have them just like in pic related. No girl has ever even mentioned them.
>>25113093
Nigga that's a piece of raw chicken
>>25113093
Got them, missed out on a blow job from some posh speaking Stacy but otherwise no problems
>>25113093
No, but I get major dick acne after shaving, almost as bad as pic related.
What am I doing wrong?
>>25113093
Yeah, I have some. Just a few at the base that aren't really all that noticeable. Never had sex, though, so I don't know how women would react.
Op just tell her they are surgical implanted studs so you give girls better orgasms. She'll tell all her friends and they'll all fuck you out of curiosity.
>>25113093
I do. I hate it. Never missed out on any pussy because of them though.
Popping them feels gud
>>25113140
>no girl has ever mentioned them
That's because you're a Virgin.
>>25113273
Invest in an electric trimmer, also don't completely shave your pubes, only use razor on shaft and balls friend.
What you're doing wrong is either 1. going against with grain or 2. not using enough water/soap/foam.
I have them, and on my scrotum as well. Mine aren't that prominent, so it might not be very noticeable unless she tries to suck my dick or something. I don't know for sure because I've never had any sort of sexual contact with anybody.
I only noticed it when I was 16, and I thought I had some kind of infection, despite being a virgin. Didn't experience any other symptoms so I just disregarded it as a minor skin condition.
>>25113395
This man.
I have them pretty bad, one girl commented on them thats it though.
Why the hell would someone get this shit anyways? For what purpose would the creator have for this? Same as those fringes guys get on the head of their penis. What's he purpose? For that matter having such massive amount of pubic hair seems to be a waste to me as well. Especially for girls since guys mostly prefer their women shaved.
>>25113395
how? I dont even think you're supposed to be able to pop them
What the fuck? They dont swell or anything
I just tried popping one and it doesnt work, it just hurts.
Are yours infected? That sounds fucking disgusting
Yeah I have them, probably worse than yours actually. They are yet another reason I cant allow a woman near me, my body is such a fucking mess. Fordyce spots, folliculitis, fat, balding, boney cave-man forehead.
Couldn't just give me a fucking break could you? You had to shit on me in a hundred little ways. Natures way of letting me know my bloodline is surplus to requirements? Fml...
>>25113463
It's more like squeezing than popping.
>>25113597
Even when i squeeze them they just get red and irritated... Does anyone know any ways to treat them or make them less noticeable?
>>25113093
poke one with a needle see what comes out
ITT: newfags who dont know about this roastfag meme
>>25113846
If you sqeeze them a whitr cream comes out
>>25113463
They are something to do with oil secreting glands so yeah sometimes they can get infected. It's a hardish, pure white substance that can occasionally be drawn from them. So yeah, they can't be "popped" (although I have had infected hair follicles on my shaft and scrotom a couple of times, now THAT hurts like a bitch) but they can be squeezed.
just put on a fucking condom and cover that shit up. you'll mist out on oral and hand jobs but it's better than nothing
>>25113093
This is a good way to test her.
>"It's nothing, every man has those!"
>"What, no, I've slept with 42 guys and I've never seen that shit!"
>>25113937
OP here, this post is unfortunately OC
>>25113093
That shit made me paranoid as fuck in my early teens, thought i had caught some STD from touching someone elses towel or something. Just blows my mind that they were not mentioned in biology class.
>do you have an std
>no they are called fordyce spots, like 50% of the male population has them
>>25113093
>"Wait do you have an STD?"
>"Nah, gurl. U just give me da goosebumps."
>>25114441
>>"U just give me da goosebumps."
>topkek
>>25113093
I have them as bad as the image.
>chicks never notice and if they did they dont care.
>>25114663
I pray to God you're right, this shit makes me paranoid as fuck
one time I popped mine and it got infected, and I had this big swollen spot of pus on my dick
later it exploded. Felt so good, man
studded for her pleasure
>>25114397
women have them too, on their inner labia, also, a lot of people get them on their lips.
100+ girls including girlfriends nobody mentioned them, not even once.
they are not very noticeable though, i totally forget i even have them
>tfw have them but don't give a fuck because want to get boipussi filled
>>25113273
Rub baby oil into your balls when you shower, it's softens up the stubbly bits
Never had any comments on mine
Op, I want to touch them. Let me touch your dick. Those bumps are very alluring and I don't know why.
I have a huge one that stands out on my dick. I popped it once but it grew back. What do
>>25114441
Kek, not bad wartdick.
>>25113093
Also have them, but in an erect dick it's usually not visible.
>>25115300
Snip it with scissors (the bump not your entire cock, jackass).
i didn't know roasties could be bumpies too
imagine being a bumpy roastie
they are sebaceous glands, dont hurt them, is just some genetic shit
>>25113093
know that feeling. they're extremely prominent on my dick too. i can literally feel the bumps along my shaft
>>25115381
Yeah, same here man
I had one that was way bigger than the others and cut it off right before seeing this thread, what a coincidence
Hurts like a bitch tho wouldn't recommend it
I have them on my genitals. I thought only men could get them
Is there a cure??
>>25115324
>in an erect dick it's usually not visible.
In my experience that's when they're the most visible
>>25115646
>cut it off
what the fuck are you talking about idiot?
>tfw you poped some fordyce spots and they got big and swollen
>>25113403
I'm hairy as fuck and literally have hairs on the shaft going halfway up. If I shave they always turn out ingrown since the skin is really elastic there. Shit sucks yo.
I freaked out for a long fucking time over them.
I assumed I had some gotten infected there despite being a virgin, but discovered it was natural through reading recently.
Don't let it bother you dewds, only 2 girls have mentioned mine but I still didn't miss out! It's genetic, & rather common but obviously it's rarely heard of because wtf why us?! I try not to even think about em because it'll kill you every time. Enjoy :D
>>25113093
Never knew these things had a name. I do have them as well. It really freaked me out at first, but since I'm a virgin I was positive it wasn't a STD. I feel sorry for your experience, but I'm glad to know that those things aren't so uncommon.
>>25116886
That's my case as well
>>25113273
Don't listen to this nigga
>>25113403
Stop using a shitty disposable razor and use a DE razor, works fucking brilliantly. Straight razors are even better, if you become skillful enough.
I can literally get it perfectly smooth and no razor rash. And yes, I go against the grain.
I moisturize with a non alcoholic aftershave balm mind you
>>25117027
Same here, the just got irritated... Popped them like 6 months ago and the ones i popped are still red and hurt. Seriously popping them is the worst advise ever
I just noticed after seeing this thread i have them on the underside of my balls. I always just thought they were hair growing or somthing.
>>25117304
>"Stop using a shitty disposable razor and use a DE razor, works fucking brilliantly."
This. Seriously DE safety razors are the best way to shave for both your balls and your face
>"Straight razors are even better, if you become skillful enough."
Holy fucking shit don't bring a straight razor near your dick anon
im fucking black and there even more visible on me
fuck this shit, any girl who sees my dick will probably think i have an std
>>25115005
That's herpes you dip
>>25113093
I have some, but never knew or cared what they were.
The two females Ive slept with never said anything. I havnt tried in a few years and wont in the future, so its not a concern.
>>25113395
Wtf fampai? I don't think they pop. I tried to as a kid but I just hurt my dick a bunch
>>25113093
>harmless spots on my dick that i was born with
>born with
I thought they only showed up after puberty starts? At least that's how it was for me. I was fucking terrified that I had somehow caught an STD from a toilet seat or some shit when I was 13 and they first appeared
Who here remembers that /bumpy/ thread a while back? Some anons were really pushing the idea on us.
>tfw bumpledickskins
>Tfw grumpy bumpies
>>25117304
>>25117506
Vouching for DE safety razor. Shave balls and dick with it semi-regularly. They feel smooth, and its a good shave. Bought a pack of 100 razorblades off ebay for a few dollarydoos ages ago, haven't run out.
>tfw squat down in shower and shave off the matted taintfluff that I've never shaved before.
Feels good man.
Heat up a needle and have at it.
>>25113093
You can always get it remove with treatment.
Yeah I have them too. They can be surgically removed but mine aren't that bad. Don't try to pop them please.
I was super paranoid about them. I have them at my base and foreskin. None of the girls who have gone down on me or slept with me noticed.
>inb4 normie
>This was in highschool
>>25113273
>>25113403
>>25115206
>>25117304
>>25117506
>>25118502
>not using Nair for a silky smooth nutsack and taint
>not tweezing stray hairs on your shaft
It's like you guys want to work harder just to end up with worse results.
I do believe these spots have lot to do with what you eat and also how much body fat do you have.
When I was eating healthy and exercised often my dick was much cleaner
>>25119010
>I do believe these spots have lot to do with what you eat and also how much body fat do you have.
No they don't. You get born with them or you don't, that's how they work faggot. Although I have to wonder why they even happen, biologically speaking.
>>25113785
If you have a hypodermic needle, lancing them works. You can also get away with just using a sterile pin and then squeezing them - they're actually little accumulations of fats, so you *can* actually just squeeze them out.
You can also get them lasered off by a physician but that's pretty expensive
>>25113093
Ah man, I never had a name for this shit. Is there a way to get rid of it?
>>25113093
I have like 6 of them between the head and middle part on the front side of my dick, they are about the size of a sharpened pencil tip. Not noticeable unless you are "inspecting" it or something.
>>25113093
These are really common, like 1 in 3 has it.
>tfw when I have genital warts
Sucks man
I have them as well OP, got checked up with a doctor when I was younger out of fear of STD. No partners mentioned anything, still get head/hand just fine.
>tfw ulcer scars on groin
>tfw fordyce spots
i have them but i have a big dick so it doesnt bother me
still cant get laid tho
Girl here.
I dont give a fuck what you degenerates lie to yourselves about to feel better, if you have spots on your dick I am most definitely NOT going to go near it and I'm positive my friends feel the same.
Disgusting.
>>25119948
ill fuckin fart in your face SLAG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually have HPV and I tell girls about it all the time but they're like, "just use a condom. I love you, Chad."
>>25119948
my ex didnt even notice them nor care
also thats why youre here
>thought i had a forcyde spot or dick wart
>have it for almost a year
>one day squeeze it really hard
>hard piece of black shit comes out
>spot disappears forever
>mfw
>fordyce spots cover the entire belly of my dick and about a quarter of the way on the top side
>big circumcision scar
>tip is dry and ugly because i'm circumcised
>1 inch long hairs grow halfway up my shaft
>birth mark on the top of my dick
/uglydicksquad/ report in
>>25115344
>tfw no bumpy gf
>>25120363
>birth mark on the top of my dick
lolwtf r u going to post that or what
>>25113093
Mine look pretty much the same, maybe I've got even more of them. Fucked only once with a hooker and she didn't say anything I guess she is used to a lot of strange shit
>>25120363
>fordyce spots all over base of dick, amd around the rim of my foreskin
>dick is an oval shape, very wide in the middle but the head is tiny
>pale as fuck, i can see every vein and blood vessel
>had a lump on the tip that went down the shaft, thought is was cancer for most of my life until one day it let out all this discharge and popped
>now i have a gaping hole where my cancer lump thing was with a piece of skin covering the top of it
str8 outta chernobyl
>>25120912
get that shit checked out anon
Yeah, I got em. Dark skin too so it's pretty noticable. Feels bad mang.
Also got two birthmakes on my butt, and I'm a gay sub. Pls kill me.
>>25118761
I'm scared that Nair would seep into my butthole and burn or else I'd use it inside my butt.
>>25113093
Ayy wheres the head of ur penor?
better to have fordyce spots than having dick like this
>white men literally have chicken dicks
Oh shit you motherfuckers really are freaks
>>25117506
Heh, I shave my pussy with a straight razor. It's just about skill.
>>25122893
that's not a penis, that's a creature of satan.
>>25113395
Some pop, some dont. Idk aymore
>>25113093
So that's what it's called... hmm
>>25122893
What is that green thing? Some sort of caterpillar?
>>25123142
oh god i saw the green thing as well wtf
>>25113093
Every girl that isn't a total retard know what those are, they also may appear in vaginas.
>>25113093
I had no idea what these are, and always thought I had ppp or somehow contracted hep despite being a virgin. Thank you op.
>>25122893
>literal mushroom tip
I have that shit, nobody has ever asked me anything related to them.
>>25113093
I've only ever had sex with one girl but she never said anything about the spots
They're a bit smaller than yours but otherwise it's the same thing
anyone here /genital warts/?
I had a couple, only small, and I got some treatment but now I have these obvious scars that are ironically less subtle than the warts were. just kill me desu.
>>25120912
Please post this shit
No homo just interested
![www.pcds.org.ukeeassetsimgwatermark.gif_0_0_80_r_b_-5_-5_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LhDC05J.jpg "www.pcds.org.ukeeassetsimgwatermark.gif_0_0_80_r_b_-5_-5_[1].jpg")
who /pearlypenilepapules/ here
>>25113093
I have those, not that extreme though. Sometimes I can squeeze a little white stuff out of them, but then they usually get infected and a big pimple forms, so I stopped playing around with them.
>>25127475
here, shit's actually fun to run your finger along
>>25120912
we need pics, Anon
>tfw foreskin is always dry and cracks even if I put lotion on it
>>25128141
Are you cut? If so, that's probably a contributing factor.
Make sure that under the shower no soap gets on it. Wash it with just water. Soap will dry out the skin.
Dry skin is also just asking for infections to start building up in the cracks and crevices. Put lotion on it not just when you happen to think about it, but consistently, every single day.
Back when I was 16 I went to my gp with this. He told me they go away on their own when you are around 25. I'm 23, still no sign of it actually decreasing.
Was he wrong or right? Has anyone here lost theirs over time?
>>25117002
see
>>25115325
work on your reading comprehension m8
I have them but they aren't as prominent. Sometimes one will be bigger but I squeeze it and it a little hard white bit pops out, it doesn't really hurt and doesn't get sore. Its really satisfying.
>>25122906
sides have left the orbit
>>25119948
too bad your observation is rendered invalid cus ima fag, fuck off roastie
>>25122906
>>25131033
>That samefagging nigger that has a literal piece of shit for a dick.
Top kek
>>25122893
Look at that monstrosity
>>25126201
>>25127613
I've wanked like 4 times in the last 24 hours so I can only get a semi chub. Tbh doesnt look as bad when its soft, but when its hard the shaft gets thicker and the hole gets wider.
>>25131276
Forgot pic original comment memes
>>25113093
Just don't try oral before putting it in and she wont notice it
Or just get a girl who wears glasses and take them off for her before things get hot and heavy
>>25113093
What is it with people on /r9k/ having weird dicks?
I got Fordyce spots, and most of them are normal except for one. That one is twice as big and feels really solid. It's also kinda disc shaped. What the fuck?
>>25113140
Same, and not a virgin
>>25131591
well, we're not virgins by accident
>>25113093
Hmmmmm i don't have so much like you but very little,in place where my penis start's,little bit on my ball's.
Also foreskin i have.
My GF haven't complaint or disgusted . Hungry for my dick allway's.. Go see doctor.
I haven't worried about it maybe few time's.
>>25131591
Seriously? Look where the fuck you are anon.
Theres a reason why we are so mentally fucked up and stuck on this board.
A weird dick is just the tip of the iceberg.
My dick?
7 inches long 6.5 girth (YES It is this thick inb4 lie)
Downside? Its ugly as fucking sin.
>ant eater foreskin
>Looks like a sea slug crossed with a cucumber
>6.5 inch girth in middle
>6 inch girth at the base
>5 inch girth at the tip
just fucking think about that
>Fordyce spots
>Foreskin so long It does not come down over the head of my cock when hard
>Due to fapping with a death grip 10 times a day it now curves to the left and it not symmetrical in thickness
>Also the frenulum does not like up correctly which is due to the curve in my cock
GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL.
I am not posting because it will become one of those constantly reposted cocks.
Pic related
>>25132269
Mate using your dick as an excuse is low tier thinking.
Take me.
>24
>Never measured my dick but pretty small
>Jobless NEET with no prospects
>Live with my dad
>5 foot 9 manlet
>Receding hairline
And I've slept with 28 women.
If I can do it you can too.
>>25131727
I believe you've got that dick-cancer, kid
>>25132365
See you are a normie
GET OUT REEEEEEEE
No girl is going to notice them, unless you whip your dick out in broad daylight, have her bend down 6 inches from your dick, and manipulate your penis so they pop out.
Seriously guys, do you actually fuck under florescent lighting and show them your penis in such detail or something? I have never had an issue with this, and many women have seen/sucked/fucked my wang plent of times.
>>25132399
Dubs confirm it. Not like I was using it anyways.
>>25132365
I just have a question: where do you go to fuck them? Do you rent a hotel? Go to their house? Or what?
>>25132424
>Normie
M8 I was dumped in a care home full of fucking psychopaths at age 11. The only plus side is that every fucked up, sexually abused girl was down to fuck.
>>25132453
Very funny, I have never paid for sex in my life.
>>25131727
Had one of them, I know what you mean by the disc shape as you can get your fingers underneath it and feel it. You can either pop it yourself, or go to a doctor, either way it'll go down and disappear once you've done that. It's basically a form of a spot.
>>25127475
lol arent these supposed to be like barbs kind of like a cat penis or that was evolutionary theory tolike the head shape to scoop out sperm from female vagina?
isnt science amazing
those are unpopable, i am one of the other guys who tried just hurt, i would like to pop regular ones if i had them. sounds extremely satisfying
>>25132503
I'm gonna regret asking this but how do I get rid of it myself?
>tfw beauty mark right in the middle of the top part of my shaft
>>25132513
The whole scooping out of vagina thing is just bogus science, as this is applied to the head of penis without this as well. A natural intact penis actually keeps fluids in, and acts as a plug for comfortable and lubricating sex.
>>25132480
That sounds like a paradise.
To live in a house full of young nymphomaniac girls who are all down to fuck.
You literally won the lottery of life.
>>25117304
>>25117506
DE razor? whats that? any good ones on amazon?
>>25113442
I have spots and fringe. How fucked am I?
>>25129560
just checked. 29 here. i think some of mine have gone away! but desu senpai i havnt really looked at them in a long time so maybhe thats a good sign? fampie
>>25127475
these look like the long strands in the walls of a vagina
>Fordyce spots
>Pearly penile paupules
>Birth mark/beauty spot right on the shaft
>Been in positions where I could have got laid but was too nervous about how it might look
I'm relatively mid-tier everywhere else, why did satan give me such an unfortunate dick?
>>25132520
Before you do anything, is it white? so it looks like a white flat disc shape, but you can also manipulate your fingers underneath so you can "lift it" from the skin?
If so, just get under it in that way and squeeze it, a load of white stringy puss should come out, keep squeezing till it's just blood left, then keep that area as clean as possible so you do not get an infection.
Of course, I cannot be 100% sure you have the same thing, and I am not liable either. You are better off seeing a doc.
>>25132563
It wasn't for the first two and a half years.
>taken to social services when my dad said we where going out somewhere
>shipped off at night to some home in the middle of nowhere
>six months later they bring in new kids who proceed to kick the shit out of me because I'm an 11 year old kid and they are 16-17
>break into my room at night and pour jugs of piss on me
>Get sexually abused a fuck load of times
>Finally move to a new home that's mixed gender
I think I deserved my fucked up nympho's pham.
>>25122893
DEAR GOD ITS COMMING RIGHT AT US MANN
>>25122893
OI M8 I FINK WE SHOULD TOUCH IT!
>>25132635
It's lighter than skin color, but the rest is the same as you describe it.
I'll leave it be, it's not really causing issues. Thanks for putting my mind at ease, anon.
>>25122893
I REALLY REALLY WANT TO SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WITH THE FORESKIN PULLED BACK PLEASE POST MORE
87% probability unknown dark matter penis
>>25113093
Uhhh? its natures version of a ribbed dick, girls will cum in seconds if you go for 5 minutes with these on your dick. You've got a super power to make ladies cream their panties anon, just say you've got them to a lass your shagging and her pussy would water and stink of fish asap
>>25113093
>fordyce spots
Ain't quite nothing like popping me some ball pearls.
>>25132701
just give it a gentle pressure with your fingernails. if you get pain stop or go slower. if you get a lot of pain. stop stop stop lol
>>25132713
wow cool bro, like a ribbed condom but its for ur dick!
>>25122893
Sweet fucking jesus. Do I see some kind of plant sprouting in his pubes.
>>25132701
It'll just pop on it's own one day. I had one for about 2 years and this happened, went to the doctor just to double check and it was all fine, all that is left is a little pin point scar.
Also for me it wasn't completely white if I remember correctly, but it was certainly whiter than the skin of my penis.
I still say you should see a doctor to be sure, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, this is your dick that we're talking about here man. I once went for a colonoscopy with a room full of 7 women, nurses, a female doctor and a young female intern all seeing this tube up my ass, my cock and balls flapping about while I was turning, so whipping out your cock for a male doctor to have a quick check is no biggie man. Just do it.
>>25132845
I found one close to my taint. When I popped it, it made a snapping sound like Krakatoa.
