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Every robot say it with me
PRESIDENT SANDERS
atleast Bernie loves us
Lord Trump
PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
coffee is a fucking meme drink for normies
>hurr durr le don't talk to me b4 my morning coffee
abstinence from your gay addiction is not an excuse to act like a fucking asshole to everyone
I like it. It's a healthier and more effective way of getting caffeine than soda.
>>26328374
>needing caffeine
this is the meme, you dip
>>26328325
It is funny that usually the most useless people drink the most coffee. Tea is superior in every way.
I only drink coffee to break through a hangover and take a nice shit afterwards, otherwise this stuff is useless for an actually busy person.
Lifehack for virgins
Your testicles produce sperm cells daily. If you don't jerk off, or have sex, your body will have wet dreams to release the build up. Everything in a dream feels real because your brain's sensory receptors respond the same as if they were awake.
Ever wanted to fuck your oneitis, your sister, your favorite porn star?
Just don't jerk off. The longer you go without jerking off, the more lucid and vivid your wet dreams will be. Just try for a month. I did and it's unbelievable
The following drugs will give you insanely vivid dreams.
Quetiapine
5f-AKB48
Trenbolone
Take the first 2 before bed and you'll have to be on the third for weeks at a time, which will be extremely sexually frustrating because it will make you horny as fuck, also tired as fuck, also swole and ripped as fuck.
But yes this is god tier vivid dream stack.
i cant
i have phimosis and even in dreams i cant have sex because im so scared of the pain
>>26328212
I'm on nofap : 5day and it makes me want to keep on.
Thanks anon, care to detail a little bit, though ?
Why aren't you fags not watching the super bowl like every other normal person?
No wonder you can't get a girlfriend
>>26327954
coz I'm watching dota.
>>26327968
laoche is that you?
>>26328025
yeah. It's me. Laoche.
>"So anon, when are you getting married? Those grandchildren aren't going to make themselves!"
>>26327895
>When women stop attempting to finance/time rape me, when they become worthy, when they have marriage material qualities. I'm not sorry that I'm not a slave to the gynocracy we live in.
I said this to Dad and his GF
>>26327895
Hehehehehe
They don't know
They don't know at all :p
>>26327895
Once I meet the right guy, hope you're ok with adopted grandchildren since it's all you're gonna get :^)
Reddit really is cuck central
this has to be b8
no one can be that cucked
>>26327260
What's the matter anon? You don't philosophically agree with polyamory? Come on, it's 2016!
>>26327260
Why are so many white people such cucks?
Answer me that cum skins.
>tfw sentenced to feminization surgery as a punishment for first degree internet misogyny
>>26327168
>your average /lgbt/ fantasy
>converted to female
>still loyal to r9k
>act as a sleeper agent
>murder general chaddius in beta uprising
>>26327168
>the penalty for being a meanyhead to women is to beforced to live your life as the only woman with basic human compassion
>tfw only attracted to white girls
>tfw they always say no
>>26327111
Niggers all end the same way
>>26327111
B-but I thought white girls love the BBC..
>black girls don't want me
>white girls don't want me
>asian girls don't want me
>hispanic girls don't want me
>middle eastern girls don't want me
fuck it robots
IM FUCKING DOING IT TONIGHT
I'm gonna go run around a couple hours and dammit I WILL TALK TO A FEMALE TONIGHT.
I will at least ask for her number.
I dont care if I get turned down. I just have to try.
I won't accept being a petrified pussy anymore. I'm gonna do it.
Wish me luck
If the thread is still bumped in a couple of hours, I will report back.
I'm hoping there are enough isolated females because of the super bowl.
Godspeed lads
>>26326875
godspeed anon
good luck nigger
be confident and just say fuck it
>>26326875
>inb4 op arrested for rape/harassment, beat up, or peppersprayed
>>26326911
>911
demands you to be confident and not give a fuck
Did anyone here go to prom? What was it like? I didn't go and I somewhat regret it
>>26326800
It was ok. Kinda boring in general but the dancefloor was lit AF.
I went to my senior prom, I even had a date, which was my gf at the time.
I still had a fucking awful time, giant social events are the bane of my existence.
I just sat at a table while my gf danced with her friends, because I don't/can't/won
t dance. Unless it's one of those slow songs that the couples dance together to, I can do that.
But that was like 10 years ago and life has brought me to the point where I've given up on women and relationships entirely.
>>26326800
Prom was lame. My friends took a limo there which was cool, but there's no drinking allowed so it kinda sucked. The afterparty was one of the best times of my life though. Everyone in my class was there and we were all happy and drunk together.
Any of you robots into this game?
Fuck yes, but I can't run it right now due to shit-tier pc. Fantastic game for robots though
Closest I got was the shitty fps but god damn it we took caldari prime from those fucking frogs
>>26326798
A cousin of mine who is certainly a robot took his laptop to a family gathering and played this while everybody mingled. It was funny as fuck desu
You will never travel the world and bang beautiful women and write about it.
Why live , robots?
>preying on the generosity of omegas is alpha
>being a predator who follows drunk girls home is alpha
>getting BTFO by the entire world and shown up for living in your mothers basement is alpha.
KEK.
lol
he only travels the world because he is an ugly fuck who couldn't get laid in the US
>>26326769
I've become pretty hateful over the last couple years, but this guy's a sociopathic cunt
stop posting about him you fucking candy-ass
It's been almost 24 hours. Why hasn't she responded?
I thought the date went well.
Apparently not :^(
Maybe she's not into your normie hobbies, like watching major sporting events.
You fucked up anon
>>26326569
Ugh, that was cringey.
You dont text her RIGHT after the date the same day you sperg. Keep text for making plans, not conversation.
>>26326592
Yeah I realized I fucked up after sending it.
Who /liftsbutstillnogf here
Me, but it's because I'm not making much progress. I only recently started drinking an entire gallon of whole milk every day because it's the only way for me to gain weight.
I do, but I'm not really looking for or wanting for a gf.
I started lifting/running and taking care of myself because I was feeling like shit. I started falling deeper into my depression, smoking more, drinking more, just throwing my body to the wayside. It needed to stop, or I really was going to kill myself.
You don't lift for a gf, or for anyone other than yourself.
This is a very horrible feeling, sometimes even anime can't soothe this feel
unpopular opinions? i'll start.
>A non-virgin can still be dating material as long as she's not flippin' and floppin' all over the place
>Race exists and we refuse to accept differences in race in exchange for feel-good points.
>Every government on earth is illegitimate.
>If you took out a loan for a dumb major you deserve to die in debt
>Believing in God isn't retarded, but organized religion is.
>Space aliens are real, and they've been fucking with us for a long time.
>Anyone who denies evolution and climate change is fucking retarded.
>Love is a meme.
>Wanting to breed when you're very ugly/short is selfish because you're willingly giving another life your curses.
>Having kids when you're poor is selfish.
>Cannabis and psychedelics should be legal in moderation.
>Anyone who gets married in current year 2016 is either very brave or very stupid.
>Abortion is not murder.
>Human life has no value.
>A christian bakery shouldn't be required to make cakes for gay weddings.
>You can't change your biological sex and gender is a social construct.
>The more homogeneous a society the better. (not neccesarily for the individual but for the society as a whole)
>Nationalism is not racism and multiculturalism leads to more problems than it fixes.
>There will always be third-world countries.
>Sci-fi is a shit genre.
-WAIT OP-
Do you mean unpopular among robots or unpopular among the typical normie masses?
rayray is a cute
>women are human beings with their own feelings, thoughts, dreams, passions, interests, and should be treated respectfully and as equals
