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>not wanting to be a stay-at-home mom
What the fuck is wrong with women of today
>>24438358
ikr, I wish so hard that is was normal for me to be a stay at home dad and they just fucking complain.
>>24438358
>tfw no onnii chan to buy me games while I stay at home
>>24438407
Most men will not date women who want to be housewives now. Especially not atheist, white men, black men, casual Christians, Jews and Asians.
Pretty small pool if you want to be a pure stay at home mom.
How much does this profile trigger you?
>>24438237
none tldr
Not at all coz im not some beta triggerable bitch
>>24438274
wew desu senpai lad guy pal
Any other anons got high school greentexts from back in their HS days? I'll start.
>be me
>practically dying in chemistry class
>fucking panting in short, fast breaths and feel like barely movable
>decide to put my head down to see if it helps
>instantly hear the sound of rolling chair
>even through the pain the rage of a thousand niggers that have been deprived of their chicken flows through me
>keep head down
>noshitsgiven.ogg
>"Anon, wake up!"
>slowly look up at teacher
>has the look of a prissy white girl who was denied her starbucks
>"If you want to sleep, you can do it at lunch or after school in detention in my room!"
>the berserk armor is activating
>almost fucking explode on rollingcunt
>calm down at last second
>"Teacher, I'm really, really sick, I don't remember feeling this bad in my life."
>looks at me with same look
>"Well, you can't put your head down, do your work"
>hold back the biggest torrent of rage ive had in my life
>go home at lunch
sexy teacher story
>>24438191
I threw up a few years ago in biology class, dunno if it's interesting enough
>>24438191
what was actually wrong
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THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
THEY'RE ALL OVER HER BED
>>24439007
Spiders?
>>24439104
Maybe they're bed bugs?
talk me down
Hanging yourself takes too much effort man, sleeping is like so much better and stuff why not do that
>>24438146
Just drop
>>24438146
Well, it's bad too give up so easily, don't let them win.
Hello gents,
I'm schizophrenic and have the chance to get Neetbux, is it worth it? Or should I Wagecu-ck anyway?
>>24438102
tell us about please.
i was homeless for awhile so i lived in this 24hr grocery store cafe. there was this qt schizophrenic girl that would come in there and just sit by the fire mumbling to herself. she seemed really malnourished but when she'd get up she'd like be all hunched over shaking looking like she didn't have the nourishment to make the trek to get paper towels. anytime we made eye contact she would usually smile at me but i never wanted to talk to her because i was afraid i might freak her out - she was like a precious creature in the wild that you realize you should just let be.
only thing she drank ate was vitamin water and chocolate bars.
>>24438153
another one of her i was in seattle for note i hadn't seen her for a couple weeks. then one day i was walking on 'the ave' and suddenly i seen her sitting out on a lawn chair with a puppy. i think she lived in some sort of group home for the mentally ill but she'd definitely go adventuring.
>>24438153
...........
i'm reading this
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Robots, what are your thoughts on girls who sleep naked because they find wearing too many clothes uncomfortable? What about girls who only wear tights, a skirt, and a bra during their waking hours for that same reason?
does it matter? just wear what's comfy.
>>24438081
Thanks, anon... I'll take your advice. ^^
>>24438051
Any woman that isn't ashamed of her sinful body is a temptress that should be avoided.
Red flags name for boys. Ladies post 'em up!
>Jonathan
>Satou Hideki
Bryan or brian
Plink
>tfw no tinikling dancing, duwende stomping, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, tiyanak finding, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>24437885
oh look it's this fucking thread again.
>>24437923
Every day man. Best thread of the day.
>>24437885
How's it going OP, you go out to get food again tonight?
>/r9k/ talks shit about trannies
>This one saunters up to you and says "hey, I heard what you said about us. I'm gonna put you in an ambulance for it."
What do you do, /r9k/?
Murder him
>>24437731
Punch him in the fucking face, then curbstomp him. I don't respect the fact that you fought for this degenerate and immoral country.
l kick his ass.
THERE WAS FUCKING OXYGEN IN MY HELIUM TANK, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
light a match
Lol instead of death it gave you life
Just like the bible
Should have gone with carbon monoxide friendo.
>falling for the helium jew
How do you feel about a girl making over 6 figures by shaking her ass?
Why don't you become a professional twerker r9k?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4amtmDyOb_I
>>24437408
>brother
jesus man
>Why don't you become a professional twerker r9k?
because id probably have to exercise and watch what I eat... fuck that
>>24437408
>Why don't you become a professional twerker r9k?
>implying most robots are 7/10 grills that can twerk
Anyone know of any robots from area code 530 who might have dumped their MTG stuff in a certain wooded area?
more pics coming
Pic of full area
>>24437426
nice shoes senpai
Give me some lines
>last thread was hijacked by keks
this one is really making me work for it
>>24437352
That second line makes you seem like a sarcastic dick. Give up on her she probably doesn't like you already.
>>24437488
You're too pushy and direct holy fuck ease up sperglord.
>doing this bullshit for free
lel why
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