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who else /christmascomfy/ here? Its 35 degrees and I'm drinking hot chocolate listening to Christmas music.
Here! I love it. I'm buying tons of gingerbread, it's called "lebkuchen" and "spekulatius" here in Germany. I just don't drink hot chocolate because I live alone and hate cleaning my coffee mugs
>>24437293
Christmas music doesn't help my sadfeels, it heightens somehow, maybe because I kinda like it? I dunno. Kinda comfy here tho
>>24437356
I live alone too, but I have like 3 ceramic mugs so its not that big of a deal I guess
>tfw too intelligent to be a normie but too dumb to do something great
>>24437287
Are you me?
Here's some meaningless content so as to not be you know what....
How did you determine your higher intelligence?
I'm curious to know.
>>24439468
By being smart.
What are some things that have elicited unnecessarily strong reactions from you? (Beyond regular fits of autistic rage)
I just bought a teriyaki noodle bowl that I was going to have for dinner, but the sauce was terrible. It sent me spiraling into deeper depression, knowing that I can't even feed myself properly, even with fucking store bought meals. I'm a failure.
>>24437211
Did you follow the instructions?
>>24437211
you are meant to forget those moments
>>24437211
I always say and it's true, seeing attractive women always makes me mad. Not necessarily at them, more so just at the pain that I feel from them being there within distance of sensory perception. It's a really deep and shameful pain, one that I abhor
Anon are u interested in hearing about my problems and having a relationship you will more than likely regret? :D
no thanks senpai
>>24437209
Perhaps. Tell me more!
>>24437209
Yeah if you didn't use thumbnails
Did God make us like this because he thinks it's funny?
What's the point of living bros? Should I just end it?
Everything is EXACTLY the way its supposed to be, the universe is only one way, it couldnt have ended up any different.
>tfw OP is probably right
existence is an opportunity to love
that emptiness can only be filled by pouring out the love inside you for others
don't waste the opportunity
>"Is it in yet anon....All of it?"
>>24437102
>tfw my clit isn't big enough to put inside another girl
>>24437145
that doesn't make sense
a hotdog fits in a hallway, but a blimp can't
>>24437102
>I already ate you out, shut the fuck up for a few minutes
*sniffs*
*scratch*
*sniffs*
MEIN GOTT
PURE IDEOLOGY
Are you aware we are the INTERPOLATED SUBJECTHS of our own DE-ZIRE?
>>24437095
IDD-EOLOGY
*snort*
*lies seductively in bed wearing nothing but underwear*
How do I approach people? I never get invited to parties and I don't drink, so I can't go to a bar to make friends. These seem to be the only places where you can talk to complete strangers without provocation. The closest thing to a social event is going to class.
>see a qt girl
>you're normal-looking enough to talk to her
>you can't without looking like a weirdo because you're not in a social setting
please respond fellow anons, I'm on verge of a breakthrough
>>24437021
Try looking for clubs or something. Why don't you drink? Are you underage, moral problem, medical problem, what?
I ask only because going to a bar (even if you only order one or two beers) is an easy way to get to talk to people. Even if you don't give a shit about them and you never talk to them again, it's a nice exercise and practice. Helps keep you from fully sperging when it actually matters.
>>24437256
Also, when I say clubs, in that instance I was talking about biking clubs or something, not the kind where you go to get trashed and fuck college-aged sluts.
I am a [B e t a' M a l e]
A little bit about me,
> I am 47 years old, living with my mother whom is 85.
> I tip cam girls on chaturbate using mothers retirement funds, the girls hardly listen to my demands.
> I invited a whore to my place, mother was making dinner when she asked who my new friend was, I have a new whore each week pretending to be my friend.
> I am a heroine addict, I bang 2 grams of heroine a day.
> A whore once walked out with my payment and no sex when mother called out 'that dinner was ready, there is plenty for your friend too.
> I masturbate over 5 times a day
> If you didn't guess it, I am a neet.
> I play video games like fallout 4 and call of duty.
> I am blind in one eye, I am over weight too.
> I am 5'2" and weigh 223 Lb's
> I have lost my virginity to my father
> I have 6 cats they belong to my mother and they are all old like her.
> My poor mother is an amputee, she is missing 4 fingers on her right hand, yet she still cooks my favorite, Mac and cheese with bacon
> 4 type cheese, bacon strips with bacon bits.
> On friday's mother makes lasangna for me and my whore's, They don't all come over at once though, just one.
> My favorite whore is a single mother, shes also addicted to heroine, She will give me a blowjob for $20
> I'm a hoarder, I fuck all my whores in my mothers room, her nurse keeps it clean.
> I'm a binge eater, I buy a lot of food with food stamps, mother cooks for me that is why I am obese while using heroine.
> Pic related is not mine, but it might as well be.
>>24437000
>> I play video games like fallout 4 and call of duty.
what a fuckin loser!
I'm a 21 year old university student studying applied physics. I just came back from a night out drinkin.
I'm a virgin and no girl ever liked me.
Please be fake. Not even a robot can end up this pathetic.
>tfw this is the first time I've browsed /r9k/ since August (came back like once around the time the robot was added back and was surprised by that)
>tfw I literally browsed this shithole for the past 5 years straight
I honestly don't know how I should feel. I mean I haven't gone normie but I literally can't stop browsing /g/ and /int/ now. Am I finally going to make it? This is good right robots?
>>24436985
Do you feel like you're going to make it?
>>24437519
Honestly? No. I still don't have a job, still a loser NEET, but I don't really worry about not having a gf or friends anymore. And the few people I did talk to on Skype I've completely cut off at this point. The only people I talk to are the anons on /g/ and /int/. I'm not happy, but at the same time I don't feel as depressed or as shitty as I used to when I browsed /r9k/ for hours on end.
The only word that could describe how I feel is purgatory. Do you think I'm going to make it?
>>24437650
Yes, you're probably going to make it.
Just don't forget about me when you're on the other side, bruh.
Anyone ever stocked groceries before?
How was it?
Pretty boring
captcha:1488
Reporting in
Its not all bad honestly
Its a great robot job. I met a few cool people and everybody are wierdos so it keeps it interesting. The customers will ask you were things are but its pretty easy. In the beginning if you don't know where anything is just say your new and to ask the other worker in the next isle or go walk the customer to the worker.
I would go for it op. Bonus points if its 3rd shift.
I stock groceries overnight.
It's not bad, I don't have to talk to anyone my entire shift. My only problem is that the shifts are long because I work in a huge store and if I ever wanted to I probably couldn't have much of a relationship with the other employees.
Welcome to the f&f tavern
Come one come all
The regular keep hasnt been around so I decided to open it up and hold down the fort.
Discuss feels or just come in for some cheeky banter and a pint
Normies arent allowed. Robo id is needed
Here's my ID sir.
Can I have some Hot Choclate if you have any? Water is fine if you don't have any. I feel bad today, I was just air drumming to some music and now I feel like a sperg, I had a rough day today and what better way to end it is to sperg out.
>>24437036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjJzFqsfPpo
Here's a song for the jukebox.
Now watch me
WHIP
OHH WATCH ME WATCH ME
> Friendzone: The game
This is brutal, what is it?
waht gaem??
>>24437270
nvm is called Emily is Away, free on steam. Is it like a chatbot??
don't you wish you were born in israel as a jew?
life fucking sucks
>>24436787
>Enraging Hamas and Hezbollah and the rest of the Arab world & forever depending on American protection just so you can have gay pride parades in shitty desert land
why
I wish, then my jewish oneitis might give me the time of day
>jews
>giving
>>24436839
>depending on American protection
You are aware Israel has* nuclear weapons right? And don't even try to say they're American weapons, they're not.
Any fellow NYC robots?.... riding the subway alone...
watch out for CHUDs
bronxbot reporting in family.
>>24436937
Nice to see a fellow NYCBOT
>>24436875
CHUD??
