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>1800 in NEETbux
>these wagekeks do it for min wage
>literally paying my bills
>free time for art, music, philosophy, pursuing hobbies
>kuckold wagekeks cuz their gf wants a real man
NEETlife isn't so bad.
I never understood, how do you collect these "NEETbux"? Who's giving them to you, and why?
>>24435452
i am paid to be a patrician. these wagekeks pay my disability/ssi i get 18 every 2 weeks.
>tfw 1400 neetbux
>tfw 400 for selling my prescriptions
>tfw 500 from occasional under the table "work"
>tfw subsidized housing
>tfw subsidized food
Literally eating lobster and saffron rice tonight
Happy Monday, wageslaves
who /bars/ here?
>>24435324
>tfw eat another xannie because the last xannie made me forget I already took one
literally the most boring drug on the planet that only shitheads get into
oh wow it makes you feel tired how awesome
xanax is a dangerous drug, but not for the reasons people usually talk about.it permanently ruins your speech speed. i can't stand listening to xanax addicts or former addicts. they take so fucking long to get a sentence out. itssss allllll draaaawwwwn ouuuuut liiiiiike thiiisss
what lotion does /r9k/ use
pic related
>>24435254
All natural body butter that my aunt makes
yts dont use lotion btw
This one. I don't actually have stretch marks, it just smells like chocolate.
>>24435254
anything that has urea
I have the handful of pills in front of me and it is time
goodbye r9k thank you for the friendliness
>>24435204
Better be something that's actually lethal and you better be taking it with alcohol. If you're doing this, you better be serious and ready to apologize for it.
I'll see you on the other side, anon.
wait.
i want this to be the last thing u see
>>24435249
nice cock.
What is he reaching for?
>>24435186
His fathers respect
he lost a hamster up there
>>24435186
>he
lad
Shout out to all the wagekeks out there in debt, I have only 150 dollars to my name and I'm richer than you.
Also remember, you can't default on college loans!
>not putting the debt on multiple credit cards and defaulting
It's like you hate money and want to give it away.
>>24435266
I don't need money bad enough to steal it.
>>24435266
>acting like defaulting is easy
>saturday evening
>getting ready to go out
>writing to my friend
>ask him if i should pick him up
>he says nah let's meet at the cinema
>alright, i'll be off then
>waiting at the cinema
>movie is starting soon
>call him
>he doesn't pick up
>write him
>he says he's almost there
>go towards the way he should come from
>wtf where the heck is he
>he writes me he needed to pee and is already sitting in the movie theater, row 8 seat 14
>have a strange feeling
>asking myself
>we're already late
>why didn't he wait
>heading back to the cinema
>buying a ticket, got row 9 seat 10
>searching for my seat in the crowded full theater
>get a message
>he asks me if i'm really in the theater
>i realise what's going...
>get messages full with these crying laughing emojis
>haha dude xDD:DDDDDDXD here's *faggot* and not *name of my friend* i messed around with you xDDD:DDXD it was a prank
If you don't want to hang around just fucking say so, I asked one week in advance
So after all I realized, I don't have any friends and my friendship means nothing to the guy I know since 16 fucking years, he is rather sitting at home ordering massive tons of junkfood and playing league of legends
>>24435019
Nobody likes you OP
>can't handle the bantz
Sometimes I think normies are the true autists. How can you be so ... autistic as to believe "pranking" somebody into going to the cinema is funny? It's not even a prank, just plain lying and being an asshole.
Who /ugly and alone on a saturday night/ here?
I almost vomited holy shit you look like fucking quasimodo
back to /soc/ asshole
You're not ugly dudebro
What's the ideal hair/eye/skin color combination?
black/blue/pale
there is no other option
Red/Green/White.
>tfw no green eyed ginger gf
>>24435015
there really is no point in continuing this thread, nailed it in the first response
>me and coworker become pretty close coworkers
>she would volunteer us to work together
>would take 90% of the effort in going to talk to me
>never asks for my number
>decide after a while to ask for hers with the pretense of a friendly conversation (recommending movies for her to watch later that day)
>says "thats so smooth anon" and doesn't even give me her number
>didn't even have an ulterior motive just wanted a close friend to talk to
>chad coworker whom she doesn't even talk to as much as me has her number
>she gave it to him without him asking
R9K WAS RIGHT AGAIN
>>24434986
She literally wanted you as a friend, what's wrong with this? You developed feels. She enjoyed spending time with you. A non autist would've taken the hint when she didnt give out her number (or would have straight up asked).
>>24435031
I don't have feels however why the fuck shouldn't a friend have a friends number when all I was gonna do was recommend movies? we were having a conversation about something for her to watch later so it wasn't even weird
bump because now im wondering if I overreacted
>chew with your mouth shut, Anon!
>>24434955
>chew with mouth shut
>stop making weird noises
>>24434955
you should though really though
My sister sometimes nags me about this shit.
Jesus fuck, woman. Can't I just be disgusting in my own home?
Guys I love this stuff.
Fellow Americans can get General at most gas stations now that they started selling it here.
So much better/healthier than smoking.
You get a way stronger buzz too.
snus
huge variety too
>>24434950
I don't like the white portions for some reason, I can't quite place it.
Would you date a girl who thinks she's a starseed (she believes she's an alien)?
>>24434905
There's a decent chance humanity is a starseed itself
How the fuck would we know if we came here on some weird-ass meteor and wiped out local primordial life a billion years ago
>>24434975
That's different from thinking that you were BORN on another planet altogether.
>>24435046
Oh. I misinterpreted the defnition of starseed then. Only time I've seen it used is as a pseudo-scientific term used to describe a form of life travelling interstellar or interplanetary and settling in a so far foreign environment to it
That's fucking retarded. Either chuunibyou, schizophrenia or some other delusion of grandeur
/r9k/ and /lgbt/ should just fuck already. /Lgbt/ is full of desperate virgin gays. /r9k/ is full of desperate straight guys that have no choice at this point to fuck some boypucci. Lets make it happen guys.
Gay "men" are bottom tier people. They combine the worst traits of men and women. The only good gays are the ones you can't immediately tell are gay.
why the fuck can't you just stay on your gay tranny board and bugger each other ffs
>>24434898
>insults gay men
>posts on /r9k/
is it time to pick up all the cumrags off the floor again or did you just do it?
>12 year old nephew
>expert thief
>has stolen money from me to give to friends
>has stolen things from stores
>stole my keys and drove (or let a friend drive) my car around the apartment complex
>begs his mom for HOURS for mcdonald's just to annoy her - including wall banging, door slamming and light flickering to get her attention
>no amount of punishment phases this kid in the slightest
>wish awful, awful things on him all the time
Horrible children thread?
Doesn't anyone hit him? Sounds like it would set him straight.
Beat the shit out of your nephew OP
>>24434762
i hope he has fun in prison once he turns 18
>>24434762
Belt the fuck out of the little shit.
