Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8342. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8342. page
Red flags for /people/, not just men and women.
>They're so starved for attention they use a tripcode on an anonymous board
>They have dyed hair or piercings
>>24431117
>They aren't revolutionary socialists who carry red flags
>They tell you about themselves
>mfw BTFO in 8 words
What do?
>>24431084
"Cant, we stopped trading in your kind a while ago"?
Tell her you like to have your chocolate delivered to you.
>>24431156
/pol/ you aren't welcome here
Fuck off
My brother is a 30 y.o KV, has never had a gf. He still manages to some how have a lot of friends and works a good job. He has even got a lot of social experience in that he does speeches at large events with hundreds of people.
How the hell does he actually keep going on with his life without ever having a gf and being a KV? I just don't get it. I am the same as him in that regard but I shut myself in instead of going on with life.
>>24431064
he is the omega, you're the beta. but taytay is very qt, just find happiness in collecting taytay content.
>>24431173
>not katy perry
into the trash she goes
>>24431064
I'm a phd student who seems to have it all together, have given talks in front of dozens of people, look at most a little shy/quirky from the outside but handle people just fine
Inside I think daily of suicide, often self harm, don't have anyone to talk to, etc
Point is, maybe it's just looks
What does /r9k/'s desktop look like? Pic related, mine.
>>24430955
u're desktop looks gay because you believe int he linux meeme
>>24430995
i only use linux because of the fact im on a chromebook and dont want fucking chromeos.
>>24431010
haha lol tha'ts gay, do you want to see my desktop too?
Which where you?I was the kid that stared at a girl if I liked her
The weird guy who everyone thought might kill everyone one day
>>24430922
I stared at every girl in the class and monitored their facial expressions when I looked at them and kept track of it all.
I never even got reported or anything so maybe I'm kind of good looking huh?
>>24430922
Picture a cringe-worthy edgy beta like the one OP's image but swap the knife and Fluttershy for Rarity and a Balisong
that's which kid I was
What does it feel like to have a girl's lips around your cock?
>>24430579
Overrated. Maybe my wife just sucks at giving head.
>>24430579
/r9k/ is probably the wrong place to ask
>>24430616
yeah your wife is garbage at it.
it feels pretty good, but even better when it's in there deep.
what's Her name, /r9k/?
what does She look like?
I don't even know her name
she's a cute little angel
>>24430529
well she's got nice brown hair, she likes to wear mickey mouse ears, she's average height for a girl and on sundays she makes breakfast for the elderly! :)
>>24430582
so you're stalking someone?
>i've kissed a girl in the past month
get the fuck out of here, you aren't true robots
>>24430513
You're wearing a fedora
>>24430513
>I've kissed a girl ever
Get out.
>>24430513
You dropped your fedora.
>runescape
>vaporwave
>trap
>undertale
>fallout 4
>hotline bling
>vaping
>donald trump
>bernie sanders
>super smash bros melee
>one punch man
>ISIS
>school shooters
>gender identity
>slavoj zizek
>yikyak
>tinder
>steam in general
>irony
>ironic irony
>facebook meme pages
>internet nazism
>real nazism
>centrism
>the horseshoe theory
>tumblrisms
>criticism of tumblrisms
>kickstarter
>r9k
>mew2king
>racism
>liberalism
>anime
>>24430299
>vaporwave
>normies
wut
craft beer and shitty hipster music. those are the worst kind of people
>>24430326
the normiesphere is wider than you think senpai
being on r9k makes you a normie to some people
we all are retarded normies in some way
imagine if all robots congregated in one place. all robot behaviours would become "normal", and what traditional normies act like now, that may be the new "robot"
>tfw multiple girls show interest in you but always expect you to approach, make conversation, break the ice etc or else nothing happens
>tfw too inhibited to do anything
>tfw lonely virgin despite constantly seeing girls who are interested
>>24430271
Could you define "showing interest in you"?
>>24431551
they looked at me
>>24430271
>tfw approached and complimented by a girl, but too autistic to pick up interest
So I have my first job interview for my first job tomorrow.
Please help. What the fuck do i do.
I applied to be a floor person stocking shelves in a supermarket. I have no working experience. All I can say is that I was a part of a team at school.
I don't have a printer and I don't have my most recent resume printed out.
Did you guys being resumes in to Your supermarket interviews??
>>24430257
try to explain exactly why you would be a good supermarket shelve stocker
>>24430257
You don't need a resume for that kind of job. You just fill out an application.
Talk about (or make up a story about) some times where you were good at following detailed directions.
Show up 10-15 min early. Wear some good clothes.
If they don't hire you find the spaghetti aisle and dump it on the floor.... dinosaur.
>>24430336
I used to lift 120 pound robots on and off playing fields
I've done filework for teachers before
You have to be very organized to do electrical work. Sound convincing?
>>24430374
I hope my experience on a team convinces them, its all I have.
Thanks friends.
Been really tempted to try an escort recently. I found quite a few that aren't bad nearby and the prices are decent.
Has anyone who has done it before gotten any advice? Or to talk me out of it or something.
It's not my first time. But I've been quite lonely and really miss intimacy.
>>24430246
Me too, I'm UK based if anyone wants to lend some advice
But then again I'm going Amsterdam in March so I could just wait til then
Anyone know of escorts or escort services around Brighton and Sussex?
>>24430367
You can literally just google it lad
What should I watch next?
>>24430231
either bakemonogatari or steins gate.
>>24430231
BAKEMONOGATARI
it changed my life forever
i would watch it in the last day of my life
>>24430231
angel beats for the man tears
I'm able to do 30 in one go and more throughout the day, also up to 40-50 squats as well, wby senpaitachi?
>>24430223
>senpaitachi
gay ass word filter F A M S
>30 push ups
>only 50 squats
Want to know how I know you're a skeleton?
>>24430272
I said in one go, and more after a few minutes break. but yeah I am a skele thanks for noticing :)
Real nigga hours edition
>>24430201
thank fuck the last thread ended...
wasn't going anywhere good.
Saturday, got pizza, gonna watch some southpark and a flim
just been to coop got me a bottle of wine, special brew and pizza. still a bit drunk from this mornings sesh
who here /drinkdrive/
Evening robots~
I'm absolutely freezing. I've got two blankets and two jumpers on and I can't stop shivering~ I feel pretty awful as well.
Hope you're all having a good evening~
