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I took yours guys advice and this is how it went
>went outside for the first time in 2 months
>went to the library
>sat in a chair on my phone browsing r9k for 5 hours
>waiting to find a girl to try and talk to
>finally a 6/10 girl comes in and sits two tables away
>stare at her for 3 minutes so she knows i'm interested in her
>she notices within the first 10 secs
>Get up and grab the first book I see and sit right next to her
>say hello your hair looks like cute tornado
>she looks at me wierd and she does not say a word
>put my headphones in and start listening to music cause I think i fucked up some how
>she leaves after 2 minutes
I have no clue what i did wrong
Any idea on how to improve from this?
Please help me bump
I don't know man, I got drunk yesterday, met some girl whose name sounds something like Katana and some dude hit me in the face because I screamed "allahu akbar" at him. Called the cops and he apologised, so I didn't press any charges.
as for your girl problems, just do drugs (alcohol is a good drug to start) and go to bars/clubs and talk about how capitalism fucks us all and what we consume defines us.
>>24436770
So many things wrong
First of all you don't pick up girls in a library this isn't a rom com
Secondly don't stare period you can throw glances to gauge interest but that's it. Even if she stairs at you try not to look back it will allow you to hold more interest.
Then don't approach with a compliment it's creepy you can be more clever then that. Your in a library you could of asked about a book.
>tfw you will never cut open a girl's stomach while fucking her and feel her last breath as blood and guts pour out
>>24436721
typtas
>>24436721
Hyperstylized violence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbsBEb1ZxWA
The world needs more guro
>>24436721
>implying you could drown yourself entirely on your own will
That sounds pretty hot though, post more
>tfw considering an "arranged" marraige
At any moment I can ask my aunt for a 5/10 wife, I am 19 and probably have no future with women. Should I do it after Uni?
>>24436716
Yes. If you're not a Chad you'll have zero chance of getting any woman at all. And any woman "in the market" has taken hundreds of dicks and won't be able to bond with you because she's looking for a hundred more.
Get a decent woman from a decent family AND NEVER LOOK BACK
>>24436716
Connect a bro bro
>>24436716
Yes, the worst that can happen is you'll have to end it. And even if so at least you'll have some experience.
Rare pepe at a coffee shop on the Lower East Side in NYC
>>24436701
So.. People keep using it now for buisness. Don't they know after that school shooting nobody wants to use pepe anymore? Or are people really that stupid that they don't care aslong as it is 'funny frog face'
>>24436762
Whoever made this used the word "rare"
Pretty sure he's aware of the meme
>>24436812
>>24436762
Everyone in the world is aware of it, shit is on the front page of reddit. Why do people act like /r9k/ is a secret club?
Hey guys I've just hit rock bottom today and as far as I know, this is the place where shit people comes to ask for suicide advice (I don't have access to guns or that kind of shit so be creative you lovely fellas).
you really are rock bottom if you can't think of any way to kill yourself
or you're a woman that only wants to do it for attention
I don't think you want to die actually, if you wanted to die you would have already thrown yourself off a building, but instead you want to publicly broadcast that you are indeed going to kill yourself, and are sick of life.
You fucking disgust me cunt, fuck you.
>>24436692
I'm going to drown myself so i can feel something before i die
Order a vast quantity of powerful CNS depressants on the internet, a tank of nitrogen (helium is usually adulterated), set up an exit bag, take the drugs, wait for them to start to kick in, then use the exit bag, and after a few deep inhales it's lights out.
Simple test to know if someone is a conservative
>thet don't believe depression is real
>They think the south will rise again
>they have a strong work ethic
>>24436678
I think it's more a matter of letting your depression become an excuse that makes people so dismissive of the word.
All you need is love
Love is all you need
>>24436598
>don't have love
>i literally do not possess the one thing I need
tilt my chin back slit my throat take a bath in my blood get to know me
>>24436598
HELP
I NEED SOMEBODY
>>24436598
Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe
Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my open mind
Possessing and caressing me
Jai Guru Deva Om
I'd like to have a discussion, if you will, about 4chan in general.
Ive noticed myself becoming more and more cynical as i browse this site more and more. Don't get me wrong, there is a lot of good to be found on here, but it is dangerous.
4chan appears to be a double edged sword. The brutal honesty that attracts most people to this site also causes them to confuse cynical thoughts as truth. And I think the more time you spend on here, the more depressive you get as a person. Which creates some sort of cycle... Being sad about life and doing nothing to change it, and coming back to the site for advice from anons who are just as sad as you.
What if 4chan made you feel like you were alone, so that it could provide you with the feeling of connection? a cycle that kept you coming back, only to feel more and more alone each time.
You can leave anytime you want, but you won't. because we have what you want, and we make you feel like you can get it no where else.
If you get depressed by browsing this site, there is something wrong with you, not 4chan
>>24436556
I was pretty normal when I browsed just /co/ and /vg/ for WoW (normal for a socially awkward, depressed, self-hating, ugly guy). /r9k/ has made me feel anger and bleakness far worse then before I came here
>>24436556
>Ive noticed myself becoming more and more cynical
truth. This is what all 4chan browsers experience.
>start dating a girl
>she mocks me constantly
>tell her my dick used to hit my exes cervix
>she laughs and says your dick isnt even in the same room as my cervix
Why are women so mean. inb4 im a chad cause I fucked 2 girls. im not
>>24436546
Then just dump her like the stupid cunt she is, don't take that shit.
>>24436546
>>she laughs and says your dick isnt even in the same room as my cervix
What did she mean by this?
>>24436546
fuck off OP, your faggot ass probably gets turned on. Just smack her around and show her who is boss the next time you fuck her. I bet she is just inciting your faggot ass to be more abusive in bed.
Let's try being as edgy as possible. I'll start.
If I was on the sidelines during Jesus' crucifixion, I would have been cheering my lungs out.
>>24436500
Little Caesars pizza is of a HIGH quality line of pizza.
>>24436500
that isn't edgy at all
Jesus was an enemy of the roman state and basically preached treason
I think I suffer more than anyone else on this board and I genuinely hate normalfags
>tired of being a NEET
>apply for jobs
>please give at least three references
>tfw
>>24436490
>that feel
>I know it all too well
>>24436490
Yeah, that's the part that always trips me up...
>tired of being NEET
>apply for shittiest jobs I can find that don't even care about references
>build up a reference list
>start applying for better jobs
>"Please give at least five reference"
See you guys at the suicide booth.
No matter what I try nothing is enjoyable. I keep trying to do new things too so maybe they will be fun. Different video games, creative hobbies, athletic hobbies, studying, research, drugs, exploring, socializing. Nothing makes me feel good. I'm just like dead inside. Should I just end it?
>nothing is enjoyable
>>>>>>>>>>/depression/
just fuck a few girls. that's what i do.
>>24436459
Pretty much this >>24436483 OP.
Also, that girl is adorable.
It's Saturday night. What are your plans?
watching seinfeld all night
Drink alone
try to forget i went on a drunken racist rant and wept in front of my dad
Im trying to make this the last time i drink alone.
Laying in bed with my qt psychotic gf. Currently shit posting while watching her sleep
just saw this pic on fb
Which girl is the last one you would choose?
>tfw if you say 8 you're the scum of society
if I can't choose 8 then 4.
They all ugly tho
>>24436404
2
Least chance of producing embarrassing manlet children.
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SHOULD I JSUT END IT NOW OR WHAT
HAHAHHAH MANLET
>>24436332
kill yourself
og comment
>>24436286
sorry man you just can't get Stacy, you might as well just settle for an average or ugly girl. my condolences man
