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Laziness, my problems will always boil down to laziness

I don't make any effort to get close to people & grow cold when it happens naturally

Also why I have no friends except a NEET I talk to from highschool

>I could get a gf if I wanted
no

But anonette, you're wrong. Girls do have life on easy mode.

be my gf?

>>24439243
>waahh! I, a 4/10 slut am getting men that are only SLIGHTLY more attractive than I am! I deserve Chad himself!
Can you say "entitlement"?

>>24439243

are you aware that you have the power to message people first? that you can look through profiles until you find someone you think is cool and then... say hi?

>>24439144
>>>/b/
Drink it tho

>>24439144
Smear on hands and rub your eyes.

>>24439144
Numb your hand and start fapping.

Why the fuck would you steal snake venom you fucking retard

>>24439134
Surprisingly soothing

>>24439213

so is your mother

>>24439213

There's this game called 6 Differences that has similar vibes, it's on Newgrounds

Comfy as hell

>>24439033
"Eh, playing guitar, basketball, wasting time on the internet, wbu bb?" ;^)

Usual stuff: play guitar, work out, study, play video games. Sometimes on the weekend I'll make a batch of nitroglycerin for a rocket I'm designing

Absolutely terrifying.

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>>24439011
>wash my hands x amount of times until I feel I'm clean
>half the bottle of liquid soap is gone in a day

I have harm ocd. sometime its so bad i just sit in the corner of the room so i can stop panicking. Im constantly paranoid im gonna snap and do something violent. but taking fish oil seems to help (there is actual science behind it.)

>>24440014

>use hand sanitizer
>wash hands with water
>then wash hands with soap
>rinse hands until smell of soap and hand sanitize is gone
>dry hands with paper towels and avoid drying with a towel at all costs
>hand sanitizer, hand soap, and paper towels gone in a month

If I don't experience it it may as well not exist, so why would I think about it

pretty okay. I'm just drawfagging which is something I can't do in a club

I don't have personal attachments, I'm just waiting for class & work. This is me dealing with it

>>24438941
>>24438941
>>racist
what if it's like casual racism as a form of humor? Like /b/-tier racism, not /pol/-tier racism?

>>24439022
It's alright occasionally, but there's a point where people need to stop. As in, if every other word you say is "nigger", you're probably an normalfag.

>>24439022
>>24438941
What if I am /pol/ tier racist?

Honestly, being an SJW faggot is the cool thing these days.

YOU ARE THE NORMIES AND NEED TO GTFO!

>>24438892
because they are sluts crying for attention especially chad attention

>>24438892

Why is her tshirt pointy?

>>24438892
Why do men feel the need to control what people do with their own bodies?

>>24438748
That's a good excuse. Poor kitty.

>that I wouldn't get my to see my math test grade
it was a C-

>>24438748
That's not a shitty excuse.

Depending on how long it would take you to be found.

Netflix is aight. Have no idea what menswear but if it's the unshaven and dress like a girl thing I dont get it either. That's the beauty of being an adult instead of a teen tho. We dont have to get it.

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>>24438743

iktf, OP

People seem to notice that I conspicuously don't have a smartphone (ie, I'm not pulling it out and checking it every five minutes), and it automatically sets off people's 'NOT NORMAL' alarms/ relegates me to 'POTENTIAL RAPIST' status.

I am preselected against in all social scenarios as a result.

Fuck it, though. At this point, it's never going to change for me.

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It's a first world thing. I hate it as much as you do, OP. I would love to concentrate all these ratchet middle schoolers who post retarded shit on the internet with the ;D emoji with those shitty tears. I hate the new world we're becoming. I tell you what, them boys ain't right.

>>24438730
Chubby girls are god tier, not sure about stoners though. Good luck anon

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Nice man. Really happy for you. Report back later.

>>24438826
It means double the chance she'll put out. They're usually super chill.

And chubby girls are usualyl decent in the sack since they have to work harder for it.

>>24438587
You know what to do. Just fuck. Then cuddle.

>>24438587
You are an animal, what do you care? Go and fuck

>>24438627
I want to but then what if it turns me into a full fledged fag?

>>24438632
Yes I know but its every fathers nightmare about their son.

Works at a grocery store

Don't have one. I'm also the guy who posted "social worker + single mom" in the mom thread

Contractor

>>24438436
Glad you're making progress anon, hope you can get rid of the rest of that weight.

>If a qt were to walk up to me RIGHT NOW and offer to Take my virginity, I honestly would run away. I am repulsed by the thought of someome else seeing me without clothes on.
I'm in the same boat. We're all gonna make it anon. Soon enough I'll achieve skinny twinky fuccboi mode.

>>24438436
How much do you weigh? Any progress pics?
I'm down 50 lbs since starting sometime in summer, we're gonna make it anon

Try the ketogenic diet. It actually works, there's still a lot of great food that you can eat (I eat a ton of meat anyway so keto was perfect), and you can lose weight pretty rapidly. I lost probably about 60 pounds in 8 months and felt pretty satiated most of the time.