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post autistic things you do
> I watch videos about firefighters on youtube and imagine being one
That's cute OP. Maybe you should be a volunteer firefighter
>I fantasize about creating my own hacker squad like Anonymous, I even made a flag for us to use, and I lesson to music while looking at the flag, imagining a site just got taken down and the flag was all you could see with the music playing
>I talk to myself constantly
>I exclusively wear women's clothing around the house
>I identify as a woman, even though I know the transgender thing is a crock of shite.
>I live vicariously through women I meet and imagine I was them, I often picture myself waking up as them and living a happy life as a normal girl
>>24447321
will u be my boyfriend?
Who /subwaysunday/ here?
>>24447316
Fuck of NEET
I am waiting to make fresh Sub sandwiches for you guys
Me, because as a NEET I like my food made by a professional sandwich artist. What do you get on your sub?
>9 grain wheat bread
>pepperoni & salami
>spicy cheese
>toasted
>southwest sauce
Is this art?
>>24447185
No, that's a flag with blood on it.
>>24447276
>that's a flag with blood on it.
also shit
>>24447185
no, it is a reivindicative action thought to create impact, it would be closer to a marketing stunt than to art.
W-would anyone like to watch this together?
I'm interested, I've been hyped for tri!
>>24447081
Mimi can get my penis if you get what I mean.
O-OP please i'm interested---
Let's post normie Facebook teir memes. These are all taken off my actual Facebook feed from the living cancer that are Facebook friends
Normie status achieved
Normals go away pls
>>24446987
That normie shit could help us. I'm gemini.
gaybots and femanons, would you ever date a reverse trap?
>>24446962
No. Vaginas are . . . nasty.
>>24447079
You have a point, I don't really like mine either. Luckily there are very realistic prosthetic cocks.
>>24446962
Can you post pics pls
Why is it so hard to find a smart girl? I don't even mean one with a high IQ, just one who at least takes an interest in history, art, music, and the like. Someone I can talk about those things with.
I'm not even a euphoric neckbeard.
Unless you are going to some church, all the interesting girls are either lesbians or bisexuals.
>wanting to "find a girl"
I've literally JUST met the only smart girl I've ever encountered. Actually smart, not just skin-deep "my hipster interests" smart. I dropped everything to pursue this girl, as I'm pretty sure she's the only one like this that I'll ever meet, a girl with an actual drive, a curiosity, one that doesn't need me to guide their interests but instead generates her own.
>"I love you"
>"I love you too baby"
>wake up, cold, in a dark room, as always
Women aren't capable of love so it's ok.
>having fun with my girlfriend
>wake up
>it was a dream
>dat sinkining after depression feeling of realizing how alone you are and disgusting you are.
>just slowly walking around town thinking of how to kill myself
>"Hey, I'm new around here can you show me around"
>don't really know fun places but try
>we end up enjoying each other's company, teasing, playfully kissing, sitting next to each other in a perfect sunny day
>wake up
>don't even live in that town, live in a shithole
>never enjoyed a sunny day in my entire life
>never touched a girl
>5'9
what about you, anon?
I'm only 6 feet.
>>24446878
5"5 and it is absolute hell on earth
>5'8"
JUST FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE UP
>want to masturbate
>open up porn
>no longer want to masturbate
This is true torture.
Ever considered you're not watching the right kind of porn for you, OP?
>>24446782
just force yourself to do it.
>>24446782
I know them feels senpai
>tfw too intelligent for girls
>>24446763
>tfw too intelligent for everyone
Everyone thinks I'm the dumbest fuck in town, but that's only because I've made it look that way
Tall poppy syndrome is such a cunt
Lo siento y lo siento
>>24446763
>tfw more intelligent than you and pick the right girl
if you don't know what I'm talking about, think I'm lying or a normie
you're not on my level
Whats that wagecuk? Don't like your job? We can always replace you with any one of the thousands of college graduates who are desperate to work for half of what you earn, if that is fine with you?
>tfw no job
>tfw start importing things from china to sell them on ebay
>tfw actually earning money from it
>tfw accidentally wagecuked myself to the entire internet.
bump
this is an orignalnsfhsoihs
>>24446691
Where the fuck were these threads yesterday? I had a whole thing planned.
How the hell is this possible?
reverse image search your own picture faggot
>>24446682
poke the noodles in the hotdogs what are you 10
>>24446682
Cook dogs
Insert pasta
Boil it
Remove
Consume
hi r9k, I'm a white NEET and I want my wagekek nigger bf to fuck my boipussy with his bbc while I'm dressed like tetrij rebenok and him as big boss, so where can I find tretij's stuff -mask, jacket, pants- to buy?
jesus christ do you shitposters just copy paste threads from /lgbt/ or something
>>24446607
post your boypucci
thanks in advance familia
>>24446637
i second this post pics you tease
The NEET final solution.
Kill their parents.
Remove all their hair with laser.
Lock them in pods.
The pods are located underground and are guarded by other NEETs. That way, if there's a Beta Uprising, the facility can simply be imploded and everyone inside killed without losing anything of value.
The NEET guards are given special privileges the more they suppress the prisoner NEETs.
The pods are equipped with touch screens that allow them to only communicate with other NEETs, so that they can't corrupt the rest of the world with their degeneracy.
Three randomly selected NEETs are hanged each month to keep them in their place and remind them that none of them are special.
If a NEET gets sick and it's impossible to cure him cheaply, he gets gassed inside his pod.
They are only fed leftover trash from the outside world.
Female NEETs are sterilized.
Each NEET is forced to have sex with a different NEET member of the opposite sex in their pod once every week, to avoid a Beta Uprising.
NEETs are not for sale. There is no hope. Once they are locked in, the only way they can leave the facility is by dying.
If the outside world doesn't care anymore or doesn't have enough resources to keep the NEETs alive, the doors to the facility are destroyed and the power is cut. The NEETs are then simply left to starve to death in the dark inside their pods.
>>24446564
>tfw this is the great plan Trump has for us
>tfw I'm okay with it
I can't wait.
sounds comfy tbqh senpai
>>24446564
I like it. When do we get started on the groundbreaking?
