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>5 page paper on Crime and Punishment due at midnight
>only have thesis statement done
I FUCKING HATE LITERATURE CLASSES
>>24451069
Try to argue that the justice system and imprisonment is flawed by referencing usa. They are not "correctional facilities", high rate of return to crime and people keep going to prison anyway.
Just suck your professors dick and he'll extend the due date
>>24451069
I feel ya op
>got a 500 word essay due next week
>still dicking around on 4chan
Post rare Spurdo's
>original message senpai desu baka
gawaii spurdo:DDD
this was made by original comments INC
Girls fuck me for my body and handsome face they don't care that I lack personality, how does that make you beta's feel?
>>24451003
nothing..ive known for a long time females are shallow as fuck while pretending they arent.
not news to me
But a lot of us lift. When /r9k/ got deleted we moved to /fit/ and came back when /r9k/ came back
I just have severe autism which prevents any social activity and an ugly face
Top: you
Bottom: me
How many of you have actually been to a psychologist and/or therapist and tried to become a normie/fix your life?
every Monday I go, my mom makes me. its a bloody waste of time, like how the hell is that magically gonna make me less full on autism
>>24451000
Well, not magically I would think, but you are saying it doesn't help at all? I mean, seriously?
>>24451021
its fucking useless. therapists and psychologists don't do shit
I turn 29 next month. I have low testosterone (confirmed by doctor) and I am a beta-male virgin. All I do is go to work and come home and sleep/use 4chan. Help me /r9k/
500MG of testosterone enanthate per week + weights and lots of food. Go.
>29
I don't know how you guys can get this far. I'm 18 and if things don't get better in the next two years I will definitely end my life.
>>24450996
lol good luck
>things I used to say
The Feminist Final Solution.
Kill their parents.
Remove all their hair with laser.
Lock them in pods.
The pods are located underground and are guarded by other feminists. That way, if there's a Feminist Uprising, the facility can simply be imploded and everyone inside killed without losing anything of value.
The feminist guards are given special privileges the more they suppress the prisoner feminists.
The pods are equipped with touch screens that allow them to only communicate with other feminists, so that they can't corrupt the rest of the world with their degeneracy.
Three randomly selected feminists are hanged each month to keep them in their place and remind them that none of them are special.
If a feminist gets sick and it's impossible to cure her cheaply, she gets gassed inside her pod.
They are only fed leftover trash from the outside world.
Male feminists are sterilized.
Feminists are not for sale. There is no hope. Once they are locked in, the only way they can leave the facility is by dying.
If the outside world doesn't care anymore or doesn't have enough resources to keep the feminists alive, the doors to the facility are destroyed and the power is cut. The feminists are then simply left to starve to death in the dark inside their pods.
Why wait for the government to do it? You can start this yourself:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Parker_Ray
>>24450994
Jesus fucking christ what the actual fuck
>>24450943
W..why would you do that to me OP ...
>don't feel like playing video games
>don't feel like watching anime
>don't feel like doing anything
>literally sleep all day so I don't suffer
It's been more than a week like this.
Is this hell?
SEND HELP
>>24450903
Get a job. Take a break from vidya.
>>24450903
i feel the same way, anon. food doesn't taste good anymore either.
I've been like this for months, maybe over a year. There is no escape.
Why do people say I look like a mass shooter?
juts be urself
Lose the fedora, the trench coat, get a haircut, shower, use deodorant, abandon any tinfoil hat beliefs about fluoride and toothpaste and brush those chompers. People will like you more.
>>24452270
I don't have a fedora.
I don't have a trench coat.
I get a haircut (fade - 3 on sides, 4 on top) every 3 weeks.
I shower every morning.
I put deodorant on every morning after showering.
I brush my teeth every night before I put my retainers in to keep my teeth straight.
People just say I always look angry and serious.
Can we have a CWC thread?
Post your favorite rare Christine's, discuss the latest happenings, or just hot glue some sonichu medallions.
>>24450862
Why didn't anyone stop him from transitioning? Shit's so fucking sad
>>24450935
Did he actually chop his dick off?
>>24451044
I think he's just on hormones, but I don't keep up with all this shit t b h
To me it's all tragic. I think the people who get kicks out of the guy's pathetic life are equally pathetic
Is anyone else here starting to have a transcendent feeling thanks to NEETdom. By dropping out of society entirely and seeking internal and spiritual validation I feel as if I'm connecting on a higher level of consciousness with the forces around me.
I pity misguided wagekeks who spend their days laboring in sin instead of choosing fulfilling monastic NEET enlightenment.
Being a NEET is fucking awful. I think about killing myself every fucking day. Stop with this shitty meme
>>24450781
facebook normalshit meme/10
robots don't care about this meme any more, only normies give a shit about this reddit 9gag trash
>>24450797
Lmao thats the best part.
I love this maymay
Please read this Robots. This is my end.
For the past 15 hours, a fellow Robot literally was tortured in front of his very own eyes. Tortured deeper than even the sharpest sword or fastest bullet.
PTSD is legitimately a result from this torture. Please just read my story before I go.
It all started last night where an attractive girl asked me to hang. This NEVER happens, I even made a thread on how to respond. Im not a normie, dont even think about calling me one.
She was w/ a friend and I didnt want to go alone so I asked my most beta aut fat friend to come
We were there for 3 hours & I was acting like a Chad dominating the convo since in order to get laid "you can't be quiet anon!"
There was a hot girl there & I really was hopeful I would go far w/ her.
My aut friend was awkwardly sitting there not saying words. It seemed like hell for him.
At about 4 am we still were like "so wat you guys wanna do?" and they put on a movie. My aut friend & hot girl started talking about "dude i just want to dropout of college and smoke weed in utah." Im completely out of the convo & silent at this point listening to them talk & laugh. "Anon ,you have your license, can u drive us there?"
THIS IS WHERE MY LIFE CHANGED FOREVER.I WILL NEVER GET THIS OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND
I heard faint kiss sounds from next to me on the couch. The girl next to me was asleep, but, to my dismay, the hot girl was making out with my complete beta friend.
I couldn't believe it. My heart shattered right there.
The torturing was only beginning.
Here I was, giving a fuck about movie, while they were just fucking. I felt so pathetic.
I went upstairs by a window, no blankets, so cold and shivering, and I just cried. It was about 5 am at this point and my head was on the dirty rug just crying. For the next 4 hours, I had to hear them have sex, every position possible.
It was pure hell. I got no sleep, and at that moment I knew I was ready to give up and would be alone forever.
Goodbye Robots.
>>24450540
sucks to suck bye omega aspie fucklord
>>24450540
>pretend to be Chad
>let your awkward autistic friend out in the cold
>don't try to pull him into the conversation
You deserved it.
>>24450540
You got beat out by a fat autist lol
>have sex with a girl
>she does not scream or moan
>>24450678
>have sex
I think you're lost, m8.
>>24450678
>kek, shes a roastie
>>24450678
Some women are more vocal than others, so don't let it get you down. Also, don't forget to prime the engine before you start it.
>tfw there are guys here who genuinely don't think that a girl is fuckednot literallyif she hasn't had sex before she's 19
No one in the real world wants a girl that no one else wants. No one wants really ugly women. And you guys think that YOU have it bad
Stop trying to make Fembots a thing!
>lost virginity at 21
Honestly, I was scared of penises.
>>24450467
>And you guys think that YOU have it bad
No, we know we have it bad.
who here /scruffy/?
I haven't had a haircut since May, and I only shave once every 2-3 weeks
Is this even considered unusual?
>>24450418
I haven't cut since may 2014
>>24451086
post picture plz
I have sony vegas
Give me a picture/video and tell me what to edit on it and I will do it
>>24450406
No one? Im bored and wanna do something productive
>>24450406
Look up "Off the Air" and get those videos and do whatever you want. Would be great if one could make them even more of a fuckfest.
>>24450478
alright, gonna do something with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLA7AlnDftE
will make new thread if this one dies
