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>go to female /r9k/ and bring something back
https://lolcow.farm
>>24454762
>https://lolcow.farm
nice try fbi
>>24454790
Dude its legit
>>24454762
That site just depresses me too much. Every time I go there all the worst things /r9k/ says about women are confirmed to be true.
I'm a fembot and I want to know how I cure my yellow fever
>>24454514
Kill yourself faaaggggottt
Pavlinka, just stop.
>>24454514
Femanon with a fever? Can't have that.
Don't you worry hun... We'll run you a nice hot bath and everything will be just fine.
> this ugly motherfucker went to japan
> this qtpie is his wife
> the christmas cake is 38, but passes for 24
Name one reason robots shouldn't do this. One.
>tfw scared of flying
>>24454468
Because it's hard as fuck to immigrate to Japan.
>>24454468
Well obviously because you have to know Japanese language.
So, should I just kill myself now or live to suffer more?
>>24455441
There are plenty of other fish in the sea, anon. Learn from your mistakes and move on to the next one.
>>24455441
Tell her you'll kill yourself if she doesn't suck your cock
>>24455488
I know this is just bullshit normie advice, but thanks man. It actually helps.
![[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.10_[2015.11.22_22.06.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ffAwScf.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 17.10 [2015.11.22 22.06.48]")
[ ] Seduce the NEET
[ ] Kidnap the NEET
[x] Stalk the NEET
[ ] Wash the NEET
[ ] Commit sudoku in a very messy way in front of the NEET to traumatize him
[ ] Antagonize the NEET until he snaps and kills me
>>24454259
Stalking the NEET isn't hard at all.
You just have to look through his window.
>>24454259[ ] Sortir le NEET.
Please let me kiss your feet, you can have your way with my NEETness after
Is Piper the most reddit companion?
Well she's an obnoxious SJW 'strong womyn standing up to the man' that's for sure
>>24455436
rEDITT? REDDIT? REDDIT? RedDIT? Reddit?
>>24455436
Absolutely. I also think she's the easiest to romance. Cait is superior in my mind
who else has /impossibledreams/ here?
>always wanted to be a loli
>tfw i'll never have a soft, and pure body like a loli
>tfw i'll never have fluffy hair like a loli
>tfw i'll never have a cute, and comfy room like a loli
>tfw i'll never have a moe voice like a loli
>tfw i'll never a circle of cute loli friends to hang out with after school
>>24454253
>That one slut with no panties on
>>24454253
me being very orignail on the left
>>24454382
Children can't be sluts, please correct your post.
What fictional character resembles you the most looks wise and personality wise, i.e. is literally you?
Pic related: me
I don't have a dick like the the real stevonnie though
But I'm clean-shaven, don't get laid as much, don't engage people in conversation, and I'm not as cynical or mean-spirited
But he still reminds me of myself
i look exactly like him but i don't have tattoos and a beard, but the rest is frighteningly me
Be honest fembots, would you date Dr.Eggman?
I'd date fantasy Eggman if he was also more optimistic and happy.
Real eggy is not only ugly but also very depressing.
>>24455381
Still looks ugly as fuck.
I'd probably date normal Eggman, I find his manner of speech to be charming.
He wouldn't like me very much though.
I estimate that 90% of people don't like me.
Women's mouths are literally made for sucking cock. They're certainly not for saying anything intelligent.
that's that chick from /soc/
How weird are the girls on /soc/ that they get sex and attention IRL but they still want validation online?
>>24455288
They're addicted to the attention. They need it constantly and from multiple guys. Just having one guy at a time praise you isn't enough for them anymore.
>>24455288
Lots of people get off to exhibitionism. /soc/ girls are probably turned on by posting pics. Especially since it quickly becomes sexting.
Anonymity reveals the truest thoughts
Daily reminder this is what women actually consider normal
that yellow flashlight trying to fuck that roastie whore
>>24455214
>44
>not tooooo many
JUST
44 is heaps dont care who you are
Good afternoon/evening, robots. The F&F is open again tonight, you all know the drill by now.
A few reminders to show ID, there's a deck for smokers on the second floor and if you get dubs, trips, etc. your drink is free.
As a special, wagekeks have their first drink on the house, it's not like you were going to particularly enjoy getting up on a weekday to go to work anyway.
I'll be courteous and get something started in the jukebox too, I love me some Tom Waits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny3K8Dqth1M
I'm starting to buckle down for another long, cold, dark, lonely winter. How are you bunch all doing?
>>24454167
Get me a rye on the rocks, chief.
I'm just so alone. My emotional life is shattered, my youth is fleeing me, and I can't face all the shit I have to do in the next few years, especially when I have no-one and nothing to do it with. I think I'm close to the edge.
>>24454234
Are you me? I'm the exact same way, I've been cruising through life on autopilot for months now and it has been taking a serious toll on my sanity.
A rye on the rocks is the least I can do, friend. Enjoy.
>>24454329
It's a rough life when you're this battered and bruised from your childhood and adolescense. A dog can only take so many kicks, you know? One too many, you get someone like me. Can't function. Barely thinks. Next to unconscious and completely unfeeling, empty, shattered.
Ah, well. Here's to us.
>anon, I am pregnant and it is yours
Shiet i won't gonna raise that niggah
>>24455123
cool, now bend over so I can put one in yor ass
Oh no not again
>You can't fuck attractive women unless you're a 8+/10 Chad
>Personality doesn't mean anything if you're ugly
Robots btfo
>Amber Rose
>attractive
>>24455088
Amber rose looks so artificial, through and through
This guy has fame and money which easily offsets his appearance and then some.
Try again, OP.
Would you sleep around or commit to one girl if you suddenly turned into an 8/10 Chad?If you sleep around, you're no better than the roastie whores you profess to hate
>commit to one girl
there is no choice
sleep around until I find someone worth committing to
If the 8/10 was commited to me I sure wouldnt cheat. Ive never been wanted by any girl. If an attractive one actually wanted me I would be loyal as fuck
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