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tiktok wage kekkie!
only 24 more hours til another long week! but dont worry! you get thursday and friday off.
Here comes Monday
TICKTOCKTICKTOCK
>>24449410
Nigger I worked enough hours to afford all my Christmas Shopping and take the rest of the year off.
>>24449410
>you get thursday and friday off.
Why do these lazy fucks get two more days off? They need to pay for my tendies.
BROS!!!!!!!!
this black chick wants to date me, but I could never have kids that have frizzy hair
She looks like she doesn't have typical Afro hair though, am I in the clear bros???
>>24449319
Are you sure that chick is black..?
using the pictures given, her hair is frizzy as you can see the roots in some pictures and texture is different, she either str8en or uses relaxers in her hair... with this being said depedning on your ethnic and genes you could have a wavy hair child
>>24449319
Brah brah brah brah brah .....
BRAH.
Fuck off.
>>>/adv/
so have we ever figured out what it was exactly that he did/didn't do?
Poor little dude.
I'd dance with him.
>>24449271
idk but i'd fuck this slut till my dick started bleeding
>>24449313
I'd beat her until she started bleeding tbqh
Does it feel like a guy can never meet all your qualifications?its so annoying and that one thing always ruins the whole batch.
The guy I'm going on a date with now
>Asian
>his face isn't ugly beyond repair
>no acne
>25
>makes enough money for me and is not cheap
>has a car
>his own place
But....he's fat. I can't do it and I know he's not going to get any thinner. not once has a guy ever lost weight for me so I will just leave it alone!
>>24449244
no you vapid roastie. my only requirements are "LIKES ME" and i can't find any men that do so, no. no no no.
>>24449338
4chan loves you mystery, we're always here for you
>>24449338
I'm not even considered attractive but I can at least find semi cute guys
who /butters/ here
Does she still post on /lit/?
>>24449291
no .. she left sept 30th
>>24449333
Why? Did the bullying get to her?
So what's your IQ, /r9k/? I'm curious to see.
http://www.free-iqtest.net/
>>24448855
Those give you an inflated number, which motivates you to buy a plaque or piece of paper or something
There is no regulation on IQ. Step right up robots. No matter who you are, you have 400 IQ. For $20, buy the paper to prove it.
>>24448855
If you took the SAT and remember your score, you can go to this page for an estimate:
http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/SATIQ.aspx
According to this page I'm about a 136 (710 verbal, 680 math). I'm not sure if I really believe that though, especially because that was my second score from retaking the test. I can't quite remember my original score, I think the V+M was around 1300, which is an IQ of 130? That's about what I would hope for if I took a real IQ test and did my best.
>>24448855
Hahaha is this one of those feel good sites OP. Good for you fag and go take a real test.
>be a skellly twink
>try to put on some weight
>all goes to arse and thighs
FML
>>24449118
Who is this guy and why do you keep posting him? I wanna see more but with shaved legs.
>>24449118
That is an extremely good looking male body. Way better than the average twiggy boy.
He could define his quads more but shit he looks good.
Did you fall for the SS meme?
>"Anon, just try weed! It's going to broaden your horizon!"
>"You can't imagine how drunk I was, when I drove home."
>anything related to LOL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE LMAO XDD
>"Anon, my friend just told me about this party, you wanna come?"
>"No, thank you."
>"Why? It's not like you have anything better to do at home by yourself."
>>24449426
>"It's not like you have anything better to do at home by yourself."
that is true though
>"It is all in my past!"
>tfw too intelligent to buy into /r9k/ irrational hatred of women
>>24448875
What about the rational hatred of women?
>>24448899
>implying
m8 you can rationally hate a variety of person or a tendency of a certain type of people to do something, but it is by no means inescapably true of all women, whatever it is you hate about them.
I don't know man. Sometimes the things I find here are completely consistent with what I've found in real life, sometimes r9k is so wrong it's almost laughable. I'm not sure who to believe or what to think t b h f a m i l y.
>tfw "white" with brown eyes
Same
Well, they're kind of hazel-brown. I don't know. They're mongrel eyes though.
>only one in family without blue eyes
>we're all sitting outside of a restaurant
>lady walks up and says "you all have such beautiful eyes!"
>she glances at me and quickly looks away
Why must I suffer endlessly?
>Nearly black brown hair
>Dark brown eyes
Hate my boring ass genetics.
Post pornstars you've been fapping to recently.
>bella bellz
I fap mostly to amateur porn and instagram hoes.
>>24448845
Which ones?
Post names pls.
>>24448826
She looks like Hep C:The Woman.
this is a lewd gondola thread
you can see that this gondola is proud in his assets and accomplishments
this gondola is loitering. loitering is bad, except if you are a lewd gondola ;^)
this gondola is ejaculating all over himself. truly nature is amazing
So there's a website called sugardaddy.
In it, women can sign up (they get paid to sign up) to match with a partner that will pay for their college or whatever for sexual favors.
Regardless of who is to blame for this...
Is the gulf between how easy women have it and how hard men have it even wider than I thought?
>In it, women can sign up (they get paid to sign up)
Can I just sign up as a fake women and get money?
Can I repeat this?
>>24448731
Worth a shot. Any money that you take from their already extremely privileged lives is money well taken.
I doubt you can repeat it, but it might work once.
>>24448722
>implying it's easy to sacrifice all your self worth to get fucked by an ugly man for money
women have it easier in terms of finding a mate and socialising, though. no doubt.
Daily reminder Robots need to move to Japan to find themselves a perfect 10/10 qt jap waifu.
BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE WHITE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkd1iubimjE
Niggerkeks need not apply
>Ryan Boundless
>44 year old loser who lives in Japan
>no social skills
>creepy
>ugly
>shitty job
>Still has a 10/10 38 year old Japanese girlfriend who has the body of a 18 year old super model
Literally living the dream. Get out there robots. Take your Asian women!
>Blacks can't be robots!!!
>The minority of women who like black men only go for black Chad
>Black women and nonblack women completely ignore black betas
>Meanwhile a subpar white guy can get a 10/10 Asian gf just by being white
>>24448512
he isn't a robot
>>24448574
are u fucking kidding me? YES HE IS. The difference is that he 44 and not 15 like you.
How do I find a concrete hobby, robots?
I get into something new and really get involved, then I burn myself out and move on to something else real quick. I can't git gud at anything because my attention span is fucking atrocious and I get bored way too easily.
You could get into electrical hobbyist stuff. It's a little expensive up front because you start getting things, then realize you need more or want to try something else. It's not glamorous, but you can do something practical. I think the first thing I soldered "officially" was a USB development board kit I got for $20. K8055, has a bunch of analog and digital outputs if you want to test programming things. I've tried making some microphone pre-amps but they didn't turn out well for some reason. I've finally gotten used to breadboards, now I have a bunch of them and already soldered a voltage-controlled PWM, I plan to use it so I can control the brightness of an LED lamp from a digital source. I am a third-year Electric Engineer though so this stuff is basically my fetish.
Get into something that takes more time and effort, like sewing or wood work. If I had the ability, I'd be a retro-tech artist.
don't fall for the hobby meme
