ITT: youtube comments which give you cancer
>>24448337
he btfo a poser, pretty based desu
>>24448337
I have AIDS now. Fuck.
wwwewww wew wewewe
Would any females on this forum be willing to pity fuck this guy?
He's an aspie virgin who thinks he is too ugly to have sex and posts on incel forums like sluthate and other places like plastic surgery forums. He is a severe case of an autist who doesn't realize how pretty he actually his. HELP HIM OUT!
>>24448125
No, just because his descent into madness is kinda funny.
>>24448125
Women only care about money.
>>24448125
just look at how fucking beautiful this guy is
have you had your morning cigarette yet or are you just another m-muh lungs kuck that isn't man enough
wow this thread is of real value
>>24448126
>cigarette
>not superior pipe
Enjoy your cancer, pleb
>>24448196
>pipe
>not superior vape
Enjoy your cancer, pleb
What makes us so undesirable? There are tons of literal retards/fat men/uglies having sex with OK women right now and we don't even know any girl to talk with
seriously /r9k/, what's wrong with us?
>>24447977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI This senpai
>>24447994
what the fuck are you talking about
>friendzone
robots don't even have friends let alone FEMALE FRIENDS to end in the friendzone
Robots are so damn certain that they are unloved social rejects that they just live by that creed.
Share stories, feels, porn, etc etc.
>tfw you find nudes of your sister on her phone
>>24447877
post nudes or it didn't happen
>>24447877
I'm really attracted to my older brother. But I'm never gonna tell him. It would be too risky.
I have two characters in a story I'm writing who are brother and sister in love, and they're together in a successful relationship. I guess it's an outlet for me.
>>24447877
>be 8 years old
>older cousin is 9
>us, not knowing that incest is 'wrong' decide to experiment a lot
>were always close as brother and sister since childhood
>We would go into the back room and she would give me handjobs, one time she even wrapped her scarf around my dick and licked the tip, came for the first time (dry of coursse) to her licking...
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What's your opinion on speedrunning, /r9k/?
It's a funny way to waste some time, as is all form of video gaming.
>>24447779
I'm now interested. Guess I'll go watch some. That's my opinion.
I'm actually worse than those guys, they have friends and go outside, unlike me.
would you fire this person?
>>24447723
I'm calling fake
>>24447723
I'd fire someone if they didn't have proof of citizenship, yes. That shit's illegal
Fire who? Why would an employee write down that someone isn't allowed to tip him? Doesn't make sense. It would make more sense for the customer to have written that tip bit, insulting the foreign waiters.
Show me some disgusting trannies so I get the desire to go on hormones out of my head
Just transition loser
>>24447697
denying that you're trans/putting off transition doesn't work, it will just make you feel like shit
i tried for years.
>>24447697
>Show me some disgusting trannies so I get the desire to go on hormones out of my head
Look at your hip to shoulder ratio. If your shoulders are broader than your hips then you will never pass - you'll just be an ugly man in a dress like Bruce Jenner. If your hips are wider than your shoulders, you have small hands, weak/feminine bone structure then you can consider it as you may be able to pass.
You're still a mentally ill degenerate either way.
JUST FUCK MY CURRENCY UP
JUST RUIN MY ONLINE SHOPPING
>>24447630
>>24447831
lol at the colonies having such worthless currency
>currency = rekt
I'm honestly wondering, how do people have pre marital sex? How can you perform such an intimate act with anyone except your spouse or even Chad in the club?
Furthermore, how do women of all people have it? I mean women women are the ones being penetrated, are they really so slutty that they let just any hot guy stick their dick in them?
Not trolling, I'm genuinely curious as to how so meaningful an act can be thought of so cheaply in modern society. Pre marital sex was a huge taboo in every society and it's only within the last 50 years that we've...
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>>24447600
Grow up, virgin.
>meaningful act
no
>>24447600
people have been having pre-marital sex for ages, it not a new thing.
Why do introvert normies think they're autistic special snowflakes?
>>24447563
Most are rarely introverts though.
>"lol am such an anxious introvert haha, like when I went to that party (like I do each week lol) with my twelve friends, I almost felt like leaving because you know introvert feels and shit XD"
Have to say that this pic is really good.
That pic is cringy autism. Are introverts really this fucking idiotic and entitled?
>tfw no pet rat
>>24447511
Go get a pet rat. I've wanted one too, but my mom doesn't want any pets in the house, because she gets too attached and she gets sad when they die.
>>24447511
>Tfw they laugh when you tickle them
>Tfw they're as smart and as trainable as dogs
>>24447629
I have three. They each have different personalities and favorite foods. It's so cute. They're way more fun than hamsters.
Downside is they don't live all that long. Four years if you're lucky. They're also prone to respiratory infections that will kill if left untreated. So vet bills might get ya.
Pic related, my girls in a pumpkin. The black one has passed on, sadly.
Sup Robots,
A few weeks ago I finally got my penis into a vagina at the age of 22. It doesn't make you feel any better. I'm still not wanted. The girl is a vapid whore. I still don't belong anywhere. I'm still a loser by all common metrics. I still hate myself. Don't obsess over getting laid so much. I used to and I've had better orgasms masturbating. In fact I'm so conditioned for masturbation that I had to jack off on her every time. Vaginas don't feel that great. And the things attached to them are almost always dull and manipulative. So don't stress about what normies do or how they evaluate you so much.
That being said, I find no reason to stay around. I'm a grown man and I have no skills, a bunch of student loan debt and shitty grades at a community college, no job prospects, no girlfriend, and no friends left who care about me. My mom and dad were probably typical robot's parents: a brainless ex stacy and a mentally unstable beta male. Super permissive and gave me absolutely no direction in life. I also never knew any extended family because my parents are intolerable to even their own kin.
I'm too lonely to keep up this charade. They told me getting a job would help. They told me getting laid would help. They told me lifting would help. I don't feel any better as a person. I really did want to change myself and accomplish something, but it's like I'm just doing things normies do to satisfy them and not myself. I see the fruits of my labor; a pathetic paycheck, a dull girl who will lie to you and sleep around, a meaningless piece of paper.. and I'm even more depressed than before I started trying.
Anyway, I think I should just check out. Some people don't belong anywhere. I hope you guys can find happiness somewhere that I couldn't. Don't be so bitter and hateful at the world. Those normies are just as lost and worthless as any of us. For some reason it just doesn't bother them as much.
>>24447472
I only wish that you find peace.
The only way to live a productive life if you're not a normalfag with no brain is to be independently wealthy, which of course means you have to be born into it. Sorry dude, shit sucks.
>>24447472
Why did you let a doctor talk you into getting you're dick cut up and made into a barely functioning vagina?
You did realize you would lose like almost all sexual pleasure, right?
Who here /dressautistically/ here?
>When it's hot, I wear basketball shorts and tank tops.
>When it's warm, I wear basketball shorts and band tees.
>When it's cool, I wear basketball shorts and a pullover hoodie
>When it's cold, I wear army fatigues and a leather jacket
I also own a TOP GUN snapback I bought off amazon. I don't even give a shit. How about you?
In Texas:
>hot: t shirt, basketball shorts, gym shoes
>warm: t shirt, jeans, casual boots
>cool: henley shirt, jeans, heavy boots
>cold: it's never cold
How are basketball shorts autistic? I wear those pretty often. :(
>>24447476
Literally no one wears it in europe
So yeah its autistic
Well desu family?
>>24447350
1 = Sex in the city
2 = Silence of the lambs
Can't figure out the rest
>>24447350
3. Harry Potter?
6. Planet of the Apes
9. Pearl Harbor
>>24447350
3 - Harry Potter
7 - Life of Pi
9 - Pearl Harbor
14 - Benjamin Button
16 - Brokeback Mountain