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Has anyone here ever been so lonely they wanted to make a bunch of facebook profiles and have them interact with each other as if they were real people so you didn't feel as lonely?Is there a program that can simulate facebook or anything so I can do this without some random faggots adding me?
I don't think this would work, just try using omegle over and over until you find some needy girl who will talk to you
When one of you gets sick of the other, find another girl
I've thought about making a fake facebook profile and playing chad...
>>24445967
I wouldn't play chad but I'd at least make me semi-popular. I'd even make my 2D girlfriend a profile and set us in a relationship and such. I could create fake drama between two other profiles and have them air their dirty laundry and stuff. I'm so lonely.
What do you think is the female equivalent of a neckbeard, and why aren't you dating one /r9k/?
http://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/3tktss/isnt_there_a_woman_neckbeard_equivalent/
>>24445889
Women who are genetically inferior hide in basements until they menopause, to avoid spreading their genes.
>>24445889
>What do you think is the female equivalent of a neckbeard, and why aren't you dating one /r9k/?
The female equivalent of a robot is a shut-in who never leaves the house (except to help mother with the shopping) and is thus never met by a robot.
Neckbeards? There's plenty of women like in that picture.
>>24446079
So why don't they just date each other?
Name the 3 personality traits you hate the most.
If its sex based I will assume you're stupid
Arrogance
Inconsideration
Status seeking
Different but pretty much the same thing.
"I'm better than you."
Pretty sure life doesn't come with a win condition.
The need to gossip
"Anything goes as long as I get what I want in the end"
The need to dislike someone simply because they dislike you.
Unjust
Sadistic
An unjust person tends to act as if they are above everyone else and free to do as they please regardless of the impact is has on others. Sadistic people on the other hand make other people feel bad solely for their own pleasure and bring more unjustifiable misery into the world than.any other people.
I only listed two traits as all the other awful ones I could think about were closely related to these two anyway.
I just got my first blowjob.
Was it everything you've imagine and more?
>>24445868
>How did it feel?
>How did it happen?
>Is your life better as a consequence of it's having happened?
Teeth are sorta weird huh? Nnnnnnnnnnnnigger faggot
What american and japanese comics do you read? I want to get into it, where should I start?
I usually lurk /x/ for anything good.
Last most recent book that I had fun reading was John Dies at the End by David Wong.
Hopefully you have a niche.
Maybe some friendly robot will help you with the big names, since /a/ is a shithole the rest of the boards strive to avoid being, but my advice is find what turns your gears then find your manga.
Japan is so much better at reaching out to the individual, since conformity is their way of irl.
That's an amazingly depressing compound. I imagine the architect was going for the "beauty of raw concrete" thing, but there is now way he did not realise what it actually felt like. I wonder if this is intentional, or just a matter of not giving a shit?
Read This Book Is Full Of Spiders by David Wong. Imo its better than JDATE. Has a more linear storyline but its just as fun to read
I'm sad. Post some sad Gondolas.
>>24445681
I'm not sure what it is about these type things, but despite their shitty drawing quality they are really cool. It's like a whole vibrant unique world captured in one little picture, makes me feel cozy a.f.
original comment meme
>>24446088
they are great
Just got back from France lads, about to off myself. I tried to join the French Foreign Legion but the recruitment center wouldn't even let me in the door because I couldn't do any fucking pull ups. What the fuck? I can still shoot a gun. It seriously hurts to be rejected within seconds over some bullshit. I don't know what to do, that was my last chance to become alpha and get a qt French girl.
>>24445626
I find mild amusement at your incompetence. Thanks.
dude you need to prepare before you do shit like that
don't kill yourself, exercise and eat lots of protein for a few months, then try again
>>24445639
I'm not sure if I even want to join a shitty legion that disrespects me like that. I spent over three hours waiting with a bunch of third world nigs and they all got let in, they even laughed at me one threw his drink on my jersey. If the legions wants nigs more than whites then fuck them. I'll just hang myself.
How would you respond if she asked to be your gf?
For the first time in my life I would laugh in some bodies face and be justified.
Pull a Stacy.
>>24445583
Sorry proncess but I can't.
jesus, she has armpit hair like the cookie monster
Will NEETdom revolutionize monastic living and even philosophy in general?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtU5hzfHvd0
>>24445343
No, because we still haven't figured out how to be a NEET and fuck bitches.
>even philosophy in general?
No, philosophy is so academic that outsiders couldn't really make an impact.
Do any neets philosophize though?
So I just discovered this picture 4 hours ago and I've already fapped the same amount of times to it. It's not my most fapped to picture, but in a few months it could get there. What I want to know is what's the picture/video that's given you the most good times, /r9k/?
>>24445303
You're a pedophile, guy.
>>24445303
What specifically is arousing about this?
>>24445319
Not the OP but oh well.
who /accepted that their life is not worth living and are now just passing the time until they eventually die/ here
That's what we're all doing.
Whatever you choose to pass the time, you do see worth in it.
Like posting here.
Social interaction.
Gee not so bad huh?
For me I used to have distractions but its been so long since I've enjoyed living that I'm just waiting to die.
Get some books if your life is like that.
Books take some time to finish, and by the time they end you'll feel a bit better I promise/
I went to a wedding last night and got really drunk so I wouldn't feel so robotic
I wrote one of those letters you put in the bottle and then they open one on each anniversary and thought it be so hilarious to include my epic 4chan humour and now im embarrassed that one year from now theyre going to open
"Festering nigger diarrhea
-anon"
And 5 years from now
"POOp!!! HAHAHAH!!! FUNNY POOPIES!!! LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHA POOP FUNNY FUNNY POOPIES!!!!! UH OH I GO POOPIE IN DIAPHER SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH POOP!
-anon"
I made 20 of them for each year so that means every single year theyre going to be reminded of how autistic i am
Nigga, you what?
Why would you do that? Even if you're drunk that's no excuse.
>>24445464
Was l not clear?
Are you diagnosed?
How do you cope living with autism?
Do you have flashbacks of what you've done?
Got any tips for others?
Yes
I don't. People hate being with me
Yes, it's annoying af since I've developed OCD over the last few years, so when I have flashbacks, I sperg out a few selected words
Start working out, it helps a little
not autistic, but dating an aspie. Question: generally, do you guys not feel empathy, or just have trouble articulating it?
>>24445270
We probably feel more empathy than most. Problem is when we're supposed to feel it.
We have trouble express our feelings because we're morons with words and don't know enough to express ourself.
>tfw
Have winter arrived at your place yet?
Minnesotafag here, unfortunately, No.
It's been a dry fall, it's normally quite rainy which turns into snow through the new year. We haven't had any snow yet, and its unusual for it to not snow a little in october and have a couple inches in november.
some say that the region is going to become more like the dakotas in the next couple of decades. dry and windy
middle sweden here
yes
Greece here, not yet its like 20 C outside
>Tfw will always be a cuttlet
How do I deal with this? Would fembots settle for a a cutfag?
do you live in the US?
if so, you're fine
>>24446500
This. If not, move to the US. Or Jewland or Muslimland. Also in the rest of the world you could easily find a girl who doesn't give two fucks about it.
yeah, THAT'S the reason why women find you repulsive
