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You have 10 seconds to name a horror movie that has a male hero/last survivor
>>24450360
your life
>>24450360
The thing did didnt it?
The one with Malcolm in the Middle in it. About a game or some shit.
ITT we appreciate black brother across the world <3
>>24450356
HAHAHA GTFO NIGGER
>>24450380
no racism please
>>24450356
i really like interracial porn
Niggers are very very special. We should put them on a special distant island just for them to play on :)
How the fuck am I supposed to compete with anime girls? Why is getting a NEET bf so hard?
>>24450290
Because we're neets. We cant just up and move to you. internet neet bf is as good as you're getting bb
>>24450290
if he is so far gone that he prefers 2D over 3D then I wouldn't bother.
>>24450290
You don't have to. Animuh girls are just a fantasy they don't spread feromones in the air they don't have real facial features or react to you. Weebs are just lying to themselfs you're safe.
>seeing white guys over 6 feet who wear "nerdy" shirts, are unfit as fuck, act like spergs etc
Does this piss off any other manlets here? These clowns were given the 2 things that help the most with getting women (height and being white) , but they waste it by making themselves as unappealing as possible.
>>24450289
I feel the same
If you're white, you CANNOT be a robot. Even manlet whites can get GFs in Asia
Being white is EASY MODE
>unfit as fuck
6'4" 200lb lanklet here. I have to shovel shit into my mouth all day just to maintain being a skeleton. /fit/ is out of the question for financial reasons.
>act like spergs
Well I am a literal sperg so logic dictates that I act like one, right?
>"nerdy" shirts
I don't do this, thank god. That's for tryhard special snowflake faggots.
You have literlly just explained one of my freinds cant knock him tho he turned a lesbo (fat,didntshaveherlegstype) straight early on theis year
I feel like dying. My 100 gallon prized fish tank sprung a leak and was so bad it couldn't be repaired. Most of the fish could be moved to my other tanks but all of the plants and substrate I worked so hard on is gone. Hundreds of dollars and months of work. Gone. This pain is very riminiscent of my gf passing. Just kill me
>>24450258
nobody gives a fuck about stupid gay ass fish you fucking retard
fish is somethign you eat not something you keep as a pet in some stinking tank in your livingroom
jesus christ
either get a cat or a dog or keep your house clean like a normal people
>muh fish
>>24450258
>Most of the fish could be moved to my other tanks
maybe you should move the fish anyway and keep them alive/
wtf is wrong with robots
also
>gf
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
What are some cool arts to put on my wall? Pic related it's my wall
>>24450195
A pic of your mom naked
>>24450195
A photo of your wall
red pepes of varying sizes on the hallway wall
>meeting black boyfriend's parents for the first time
>Protection From Black card falls out of wallet
>Things that didn't happen: The Post
Pretty sure you wouldn't be alive by now.
>>24450057
What's a protection from black card?
Stop turning me on baka bloxoxo
Can femanons please say nice stuff on vocaroo for me pls.
I had 2 brain tumors removed 5 days ago and I feel horrible. Thanks
>>24449976
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BTGjYMNf58
i did my best, no h8 pls, i would've continued but parents down stairs
>>24450045
Scared the shit out of my cats desu senpai
>>24450311
soz :(
nice dubs btw
I only like white women. I have no idea how some of you guys can find negresses or asians or even indians attractive. They are really not attrective in my eyes and I only like white women with blonde hair or brunette hair.
Do you know how fucked up the world would be if everyone only liked one race of women?
>>24449776
we wouldnt have black people?
>>24449802
You wouldn't have any white people either and you think getting a girlfriend is hard now...imagine if everyone only wanted to fuck white girls, with no exceptions.
>has brown eyes
>thinks he's white
Hi /int/, what's up my man?
>>24449678
what does Dark Green eyes + Black hair make me ?
>>24449678
> 1/2 Swedish
> sister gets blue eyes blonde hair and fair skin
> get stuck with black hair tan skin and poop brown eyes
>TFW your issues with your height dovetail with your issues with your race and your sexuality and your family.
>TFW you would be more secure in all of those matters if you'd just been a few inches taller
Oh also
>TFW no one else knows this feel.
>>24449673
>tfw asian beta manlet
I'll assume you are much worse off, i'm 5'7. i'm sorry bro
>>24450608
5'7 and black.
hello robots
today it is my first day to smell a women's period, a coworker had it on the job, i almost threw up, jesus fucking christ i would rather smell a warm shit than that.
i almost changed my views toward females, i realised instantly that they really suck mang, absolutely disgusting, i thing i'll change to traps now, stacys stink!
>>24449620
I hate the smell, it makes me gag. But it also gives me a semi, so i guess my body is telling me that I'm straight af
>>24449620
My woman's period have almost none smell.
I fuck her in her period.
>>24449665
period is hard, stay strong
What's your most perverted sexual fantasy?
>i kind of want a woman to eat my ass
>>24449613
Woah. SICK!
I want to become morbidly obese, being fed to death by hot big titted chicks.
>>24449613
i like having sex with males
Is Yamcha a robot?
>>24449580
Nah, failed chad. Now chaotzu (dont remember the spelling) or maybe dende would qualify
>best baseball player on the planet
>one of the strongest people in the universe
no
Krillin is the robot.
Oh god, please rip open my butthole and punish me with your throbbing cock.
>>24449415
look lady i just wanted change for the bus
>>24449415
I was banned 27 times, beat my record anon'
>>24449434
>ladynotorginalcomment
