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Who /notsureifcute/ here
I literally can't tell
I look good on the mirror but i look fucking horrible on photos, I don't understand
Pic related
All the time. Ill get complimented one day, next day completely shit on in looks department. Keeps me at bay with the dating game.
>>24457378
Also rate thread I guess
just wanna pick up women man
What does it mean if I can't maintain an erection while having sex?
Depends.
Are you on, or have yo recently been on SSRIs?
>>24457330
you're gay. Try fucking a guy, i bet you will stay hard you little faggot.
>>24457330
It means you're a faggot and should be taking dick, not giving it.
>think i look qt in the mirror
>look like an ogre in photographs
can anybody explain?
since photos are a 2d rendering of a 3D object there's a certain visual flatness that photos have which makes them look different from looking at yourself in the mirror/someone else looking at you
1. photograph monitor
2. done
>>24457255
so if I do that cross-eye 3D thingy will I look in pictures the same as I do in the mirror?
HELP ME
Its happening
Im becoming a weeb
That is the point where id kill my self, and not careabout what the outcome would be.
![Screenshot from [HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 04 [1080p].mkv - 33.png](https://i.imgur.com/AZb2U7w.png "Screenshot from [HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 04 [1080p].mkv - 33")
>you preffer
>>24457105
why does liking subs instead of dubs make you a weeb?
I wouldn't want to watch any show,anime or otherwise, in a non-intended language
I'm a transgender woman. How do I get a boyfriend?
>>24457044
I'll be your bf. Post address.
>transgender
>boyfriend
Do you mean you are looking for 15 sex buddies?
I would say go to Comic Con and talk to some of the brothers there. Bring mace just in case.
Andrew Anglin, publisher of the Daily Stormer, was found dead in his home early this morning.
Allegedly he had gotten into a heated argument with a heavily autistic 37 year old African American male on the comments section of his website. Various racial epithets were used by Anglin, and the exchange ended with him saying "if you want to take this further you know where I'm at. Peace".
The African American male then took it upon himself to travel to Anglin's home and proceeded to beat his head in with an aluminum baseball bat whilst he slept. Anglin's neighbours have been quoted as saying "he died screaming. It's not a nice thing to say but it's the truth. He didn't stand a chance. He was utterly destroyed".
epic thread op
>>24456946
>whitey once again BTFO by the BBC
Talk shit, get killed
HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we niggas can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
AND WE WAS KINNNNNGGGGGSSSSS N SHIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEETTT
>he confused r9k with pol
Oop. Embarrassing.
>>24457082
HOL UP
HOL UP
>implying that is what the average black American looks like
>tfw only son in my family
>tfw family name will die with me
Who knows this feel?
Oh no, what are we gonna do without the noble House of Anon to shepherd us out of darkness and ignorance?
>moms only son
>her brother had a daughter and decided one was enough
>her sister had two daughters
Well mothers name doesn't really matter
>dad has me
>dads sister is infertile
>dads brother has super alpha son who will continue legacy for me
Being a gay sucks desu
>>24456893
Unless you have a sword in a rock somewhere I wouldn't worry too much.
I mean you're probably not even European.
Seventy percent of American males between the ages of 20 and 34 are not married, and many live in a state of perpetual adolescence with ominous consequences for the nation's future, says Janice Shaw Crouse, author of Marriage Matters.Far too many young men have failed to make a normal progression into adult roles of responsibility and self-sufficiency, roles generally associated with marriage and fatherhood, Crouse, the former executive director of the Beverly LaHaye Institute, wrote in a recent Washington Times oped.
The high percentage of bachelors means bleak prospects for millions of young women who dream about a wedding day that may never come. It's very, very depressing, Crouse told NSNews.com. They're not understanding how important it is for the culture, for society, for the strength of the nation to have strong families.
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-hollingsworth/bachelor-nation-70-men-aged-20-34-are-not-married
I read this before and all I gotta say it that those 3D pigs should fuck off .Who wants to sustain some slut who was Stacy in High School, and got rammed by a black dude.
2D is the way and heck living alone is far more enjoyable .
>>24456909
This desu senpai. Minus the 2D shit, waifus are just for memefags.
It's honestly pretty cool to see society turning into modern Japanese society
can someone help me understand s4s, its totally incomprehensible to me and good luck asking them directly
idk if their all autist, underage, crazy, or if it's just a deep culture
>>24456738
s4s was born a meme and had an amazing golden era of its first 6 months or so there, it was like one non stop rolling joke where you couldnt catch enough air to breathe. it has gone down in its original greatness since then, i believe but still has its novelty though
the levels of irony and autism and memeing are very high. its like the finest most luxurious impecable wine of distilled autism and memes. if youre a beer drinker, or dont like alcohol, or only drink 2buck chuck wine then you might hate it because its not you or you might like it, love it but you wont be able to appreciate why it tastes good like a true connoisseur of memes and autistic humour would.
its my guess that s4s IS on the autistic wavelength of humour, and to understand it you have to be somewhat autistic yourself
here are some videos if you wish to further your research into the shits and giggles genuine blissful humor of the mind of autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Oa8qS8r-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA-5F0zajFA
It takes bits and pieces of English language and today's culture that only english speaking first world country citizens that have browsed 4chan for a long time and have observed alot of mainstream and cult following media, and be able to understand what the fuck they're talking about when they spell shit wrong.
If you can understand what someone is trying to meme in /s4s/ when they spell shit weird and use a weird name and crazy grammar, you are one of a group of people that will die out and only them will be able to decipher /s4s/.
think about it, people who dont speak english can generally google translate stuff on here and get at least the jist of what we're saying.
/s4s/ is heiroglyphics of a generation of english speaking internet using autists.
For example, someone will go back and read this post some time, and think my filename is mevsu, not me vs you.
>>24457200
Fucked up my sentence structure in that first sentence but you know what the fuck i mean
What's your happiest memory?
I sat at the beach. With my ex. Southern France, near Spain. We drank a bottle of wine. We kissed, cuddled. Watched the sun go down.
She cheated. I told her I wanted to carry on. She didn't want to. I want to die. So very much. She was the only thing that went right in my life, now I have nothing left to live for. The pain eats me up. I'm actually sorry about rambling off topic, but I needed to get this off my chest.
Hugging my oneitis
>>24456876
>cheated on you, abused your trust
>didnt even wanted you back afterwards
>only thing that went right in your life
Stop deluding yourself anon, she wasn't the right. What you miss, is the feeling of intimacy and companionship, the feelinf of giving and recieving love, the feelings of those butterflies in your stomach. But you dont miss HER.
Get over it
Who /easilyangry/ here? ITT post things that make your blood boil and wanna kill people
>babies/children crying
>audible chewing
>people who are unskilled at vidya
>sjw culture
>waking up
>>24456724
>people who are happy
>people who talk about current events
>people who talk to me
>cold weather
>hot weather
>bugs
>animals
>loud noises
>>24456724
You sound like you're a hoot to hang around with
Enjoy life in the basement
How do I get a fucking girlfriend? Is it that fucking much to ask for?
>>24456640
>How do I get a fucking girlfriend?
This requires no birth defects and no physical genital trauma in the first place, I imagine.
>>24456674
>physical genital trauma
What, like circumcision?
>>24456640
Just express your feeling, that always works to me.
>Tfw no Kotatsu
Weeaboo feels thread!
>You will never be this comfy with another girl
>>24456566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0tw0gG-c9s
>tfw no on-sen
>tfw no convenience stores with manga
>tfw no late night anime viewings
>
19 year old basic Chad here. Was told by a friend to come here if y'all had any questions about chadlife.
Ask me anything
>>24456488
what makes you think you are chad enough?
Chad? isn't that what you call a short/fat penis? why the hell would we want to talk to you about your penis?
>>24456488
And yet you're autistic enough to post here.
Welcome to your new home.
