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What was wrong with Communism? Everything I read about Mao and the ideology sounds like it's the most equal state of economy. Was everything about it just American propaganda?
hard to pull off in large countries.
Mao ended up living like a king while peasants were starving due to his retardation, hes just another dumb youth exposed to revolutionary ideas without proper education in science and economy
>>24463887
Communism was so great that people build boats from trash to escape it
Does /r9k/ like Steven Universe? It's a pretty good show.
>>24463812
Get that tumblr shit out of here fag
>>24463834
Tumblr is a website, this is a cartoon. (not a website)
Femanon here.
How do I control by jungle fever? Can't stop thinking about hot black guys and their big packages. Every time I stare at a hot black guy's bulge in his pants it's always freaking huge.
Bait for the baitgod
Just give in and trash your genes. I don't think anyone really gives a shit anymore.
>>24463807
>zoophilia
>>>/an/
>"Hey brah, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, ya feel me?"
I love that one video he did where he's getting interviewed about losing some fans for doing a latin album after Talking Heads broke up, and then he starts performing Psycho Killer in a fucking skin suit.
David Byrne is amazing. Probably more autistic than everyone on /r9k/ yet managed to become a famous rockstar and generally kick ass for his entire life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-mxVxFXLg
>this dude has wrecked more pussy than the chaddest of chads.
>>24463810
Can I get a link to that? Sounds great.
Hey fellow robots.
I've just decided to have a period of withdrawal from society.
Are there any good AI chats out there? Like cleverbot? I could really use it for the interaction.
I'm also thinking about catfishing as a girl in OK, I really dont plan to set up a date to fool a poor guy, just to pretend im a qt girl because I know then people will speak to me with genuine desire and affection. Has anyone tried it?
Bump.
Cleverbot was working fine, but then I got really fucking frustrated when it started making a bunch of jokes and shitty comments to sound "funny" even when I said I didnt liked jokes.
Any other similar sites around?
>>24463748
Why are you withdrawing from society, OP? Running away won't help.
>>24464068
People at work think I'm a weirdo.
I have no interest in speaking to them, they're bad people, pretty sure I've heard them talking behind my back when all I did was be friendly to them. I'm not good with people and I'm sick of them, to be honest. I got into a fight with my best friend because of her boyfriend and I realized I need some time alone. But at the same time I wish for interaction. And I wont get the interaction I want by being me, so I need to either chat with an AI, or pretend I'm someone else.
Help I got a girl pregnant and I really don't want the kid what the fuck do I do?
>>24463697
lay low for a few years
push her to get an abortion. But in all likelihood get used to the idea of having a kid retard. Your life is now over, time to prep the next generation
You reap what you sow, normalfag fool.
is there a philosophy that basically boils down to "i can't understand things objectively, our minds are inherently emotional, so I'm just going to go along for the ride and try to live as happily as I can". Going to stop looking at things so rigidly.
Treat others well, too.
>>24463623
Buddhism I'd think.
>>24463623
just become an egoist tbqh
Who's worse:
Women?
Or
Niggers?
>>24463583
Women. Blacks can actually be above average intelligence.
What if I'm both?
>>24463611
Then rot in hell succubus.
>200 word essay due in 48 hours
>>24463542
AND YOU'RE STILL BROWSING /R9K/?!
UH OH!
>>24463542
>200 word
20 minutes, hour tops.
Just do it.
>>24463542
>have to write a 5 word sentence and it's due in a week
JUST
who /spookyskele/ her?
>tfw 6 ft 150 lbs
>>24463413
6"3 134lbs
Get on my level nigger
6'1 135
Every time I eat I feel sick after taking like two bites.
>>24463413
6"4
127lbs
get on my level musclefaggots
Do u think this pipe is safe to smoke from? Seems to be a kind of clay. What material do u think it is?
Thanks senpai. I tried 420 chan and that place sux
>>24463400
it was designed to be a pipe. stop being a fucking pussy.
>>24463499
I just want to know what it's made of. Just bc it's a pipe doesn't mean it doesn't contain toxic compounds and was made in China
I'm so fucking pathetic and I know I can't change
Even the tiniest of improvement is a step up in sure there's something you can do.
>>24463396
You can change.
Sometimes when you can't find the ability to change within, you have change your circumstances, your environment. Use external things to force change within you.
>>24463428
>>24463486
A motivation thread with no brass brand of 'you can do it, do it faggot', but rather truthful, thoughtful points?
I don't recognize you,
Robots, how do you explain this couple?
High test alpha male with extremely attractive women.
>>24463373
She is less likely to cheat on him than Stacey, hence she is the preferable option.Nah, kidding. I've seen massively overweight girls cheat on their BF's all the time.
Some people have a fat fetish. Did you really need to ask this? Like, are you THAT clueless?
how can you fucking losers justify being jobless?
centrelink doesnt pay me enough, i only get 300 dollars a week.
Living on the bare minimum and scraping by is pure hell.
>work for a shipping company
>even though I make $13 an hour, my weekly checks are only $220
>the government takes like $50 from every single check I get
>tfw trying to live off $170 a week/less than $800/month
also on top of that
>tfw hurt my back because some dipshit dropped the 200-pound package we were carrying
>haven't been able to work all week, might lose my job
>no compensation for injury
>work as server
>make $2.33/hr but with varying tips
>restaraunt just introduced new policies that increases serving staff and IMMENSELY DECREASES both prices and ability to quickly churn out food
>now have 14 hour days where I make $50
>get paid for 20 hours/week instead of the 40 I work because of shady sidework and janitorial stuff
A-at least I'll always get subsidized to minimum wage, so I got that going for me right?
But seriously Jesus fucking Christ when I started there I was averaging close to $30/hr
>>24463468
You did something wrong with your W4, have expensive health insurance, have the max take out for 401k, or you work in a union shop. Probably some combo of the 3. You might also have wage garnishments from student loans or unpaid taxes.
Lawyer up for the workman's comp shit.
As for me
>"unemployed"
>work for a landscaper
>take home $200 a week in UI
>got cash pay on my waiting week
>boss is using UI to supplement our pay
>takes the difference from a normal 40 hour pay and divides it by 40
>$3.30/hr
>start $16/hr job on the 30th
>working until thanksgiving so I can get free rentals when I need them
The guy is awesome, but he should have kept me on the books until we finished the season.
>None of this will work with new age tumblr feminist girls, be informed.
It's been some time since I've been on this board, and since I have left I have learned a few things that exponentially increase your odds of getting in with the girl you like. Dispose of them or accept them, your choice, but this is merely to help those of you who know you're having trouble.
>1) If a woman is getting emotional, do not humor it. DISTRACT.
Do not encourage. As a male you need to know that a woman's emotions are more complex and varied on average. Usually whatever she is on about is insignificant and won't be valid in a few hours. You need to distract her, that's your job. If you're out in public, grab her hand and drag her away to an ice cream place. If you're at home, pick her up and put her in the car, take her for a drive with loud music. Laugh, poke fun. D I S T R A C T.
>2) Don't pose things as questions.
'How are you?' NO.
'Tell me how you've been.' YES
Women love assertiveness. Don't grill them with 1000 questions. If you are leading conversation and she isn't responding to the same level you are, get out. It will go nowhere.
>3) Don't be emotional.
You have can share your baws with your guy friends, don't weaken yourself in front of a girl unless you seriously trust that girl. I mean multi-year relationship. Your job is to keep her emotionally settled, safe, happy, warm. Showing that the parallel isn't fully there is something that women appreciate. Some girls will try to crack you. Don't let them so easily. Tease. Drives them mad.
cont.
>>24463196
This strikes me as honest and oddly warm with respect to women, too. Continue, OP.
>4) Don't text girls unless it is about meeting up.
Don't zoo pal zone yourself by being immediately available (often we text them too much, and it is annoying). Talk about purposeful things that make her think, make it known that you don't want to gossip or talk about Netflix shows. Keep texts fun and easy to come back to, but make it known you'd rather have her in physical company.
>5) Wear a belt.
Black or brown leather, you only need one. Wear it daily.
>6) If you're walking in a group, put yourself at the head of the group.
If someone talks to you while your group is walking, turn around, walk backwards as you briefly respond, then turn again and continue to lead the pack. They will notice.
>7) Hold doors for all women, basic courtesies.
Treat all women well, and let her see that you respect them and treat them differently than males. I'm not saying be rude to men, I am saying that there should be a clear difference between how you treat a guy and a girl. Pull seats out, blah blah. Be a gentleman, but not a bitch, there is a line.
