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For those that are interested, there is a more formal definition and link at the the bottom.
tl,dr: There is a kind of "loophole" in Catholic. Theology whereby if a man is officially ordained as a bishop by another valid bishop, that ordination can never be revoked. If he is later kicked out of the chuch, he loses his rights to be a Catholic or to control a Bishop's territory, but he can never technically lose the status of "bishop."
This is precisely what happened to me. I lost my faith, started doing lots of psychedelic drugs and ecstasy and having group sex with multiple women openly and happily. I was kicked out of the church but since technically they cannot revoke my status as a real Bishop, I have becone a "wandering bishop."
I still wear my filthy bishops robes and never wash them. I never bathe or shower, my hair is long and tangled and filthy. I travel around in a van with three women who remain naked at all times. We wander around fucking & talking about theology.
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More info:
Episcopi vagantes (singular: episcopus vagans, Latin for wandering bishops) are those persons consecrated, in a "clandestine or irregular way," as Christian bishops outside the structures and canon law of the established churches; those regularly consecrated but later excommunicated, and not in communion with any generally recognized diocese; and those who have in communion with them small groups that appear to exist solely for the bishop's sake.
In Western Christianity it has traditionally been taught, since as far back as the time of the Donatist controversy of the fourth and fifth centuries, that any bishop can consecrate any other baptised man as a bishop provided that the bishop observes the minimum requirements for the sacramental validity of the ceremony. This means that the consecration is considered valid even if it flouts certain ecclesiastical laws, and even if the participants are schismatics or heretics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episcopi_vagantes
Why are you lying?
>>24471151
can you ordain me over the net? i have a strong faith but cant be arsed with congregation circle jerking and the mind-ironing that goes on in those churches and related places.
>>24471151
shut up you god damned street rat
who /swamped, exhausted, and beat by university/?
there is so much fucking work to do in the next few weeks on top of daily chores and transit...
im not cut out for this life
>>24471093
Just wait til you get a real job
It's 6am, I have my biochem exam in a few hours. So sleepy, I wish I was a neet
>>24471093
15,000 word thesis due in 3 weeks, only 1/2 done. Fucking lost it today at my compete inability to not second guess every single thing I do.
Does this bring anyone else back bad memories?
>having friends to text
No, it doesn't
>>24470937
In my experience it goes like this
>I'm going to do it!
>Okay, familam. Tell me how it goes.
>I didn't do it.
I then proceed to get wasted and wander around the city or pass out, depending on how drunk I am.
>>24470937
>TEXTING PEOPLE LIKE A FUCKING NORMIE
GTFO OP YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Some of you virgins spend a life time trying to have sex, it literally takes me 6 minutes and she's looking for transport to come and fuck me haha
> I have a gf
> I'm not even going to fuck her I just like seeing that girls are slutty
She's 18 years old and polish
That bitch is ugly
>>24470955
Buttmad Virgin detected
What is your average day like /r9k/? mine:
/morning/
>Hit snooze 18 times
>Wake up
>Lean bedshotgun against the wall in the corner
>grab GLOCK
>Hit coffee machine to turn it on
>Put on a record
>Do makeup immediately
>Ugh/Tsk a lot because ramming brushes into your eyeballs when you're still half asleep is shit
>Cry about it if you're emotionally unstable
>Shake my hair out of bun
>Deodorant/perfume/brush teeth
>Throw on floor clothes and holster
>Rush around throwing shit into my purse
>Stumble onto bus for work
>Earbuds so that nobody talks to me
/Afternoon/
>Grab 3 coffees and drink them throughout day
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Get bored
>Briefly talk to guys that message me on Fagbook
>Ignore guys that message me on Fagbook
>Paint my toenails behind my desk while spinning in chair
>Think about my ex
>Type out message to ex
>Backspace message to ex
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Eat a salad
>Half-ass some email replies
>Browse online clothing
>Do no actual work
/evening/
>Walk home with final coffee
>Pick up some quick dinner or beauty/cleaning products on way home
>Greeted by cute cat upon arrival
>Coo at him while getting immediately naked and grabbing living room AR15 pistol to keep near me, put away GLOCK
>Put on record
>Running jump into bed
>Open laptop
>www.pornmd.com
>Masturbate furiously
>Go shitpost on 4chan while eating dinner
>Ignore guys that message us on skype
>Shower
>Get out of shower and play with boobs
>Wonder deeply if you should get a boob job
>No I guess they're awesome
>Put hair in bun
>Think about how scared I am of sleep paralysis, roll over on side
>Spooning would be nice right now
>Think about how I ruthlessly reject so many Chads daily but desperately want qt skeltal robo bf to cuddle, grab bedshotgun
>Wonder if I'm a cunt
>Probably
>Think about how cool it would be if you could fall asleep while watching TV with your eyes closed still
>TV eyelids, bio technology?.. hm.
>Fall asleep in weird bedshotty butt position in my bed
>wake up 1pm or stay up all night
>eat shit
>do nothing for a few hours
>drink heavily
>pass out or stay up all night
i have a very strict schedule, hardly any free time.
>>24470962
and a good sense of humor
shitpoosting all day every day
>diagnosed with depression several years ago
>since then, it's only gotten worse
>meet with a therapist and two psychiatrists
>try just about every class of antidepressant
>in some cases, more than one drug from a given class
>even went through a course of ECT treatments earlier this year
>none of it has done shit
>the feelings of dread and hopelessness are more intense than ever
>think about suicide on a daily basis
Has anyone here actually gotten any relief from pills or therapy? Either way, I'd like to hear your stories. I'm happy to answer questions if there are any, but I doubt this thread will get much traffic.
Fluoxetine does wonders on me desu
>>24470885
you will hear people say yes and no
basically- if you just take pills and keep being a do nothing cunt, you will not ever feel better
pills are not a fix or replacement for healthy loving relationships and a sense of purpose in life
enjoy
>>24470885
tried zoloft?
If I remember correctly women are attracted to what you can do for them and your status which makes them feel good. Which brings into question if women love you for you?
But first we must define love by understanding what it is. Love is NOT a magical force or anything divine. Neuroscience has proven without a doubt that love comes down to chemicals being released in your brain. Your love for your girlfriend, wife, husband, children isn't anything special and you yourself aren't special. So when I ask do women love men I'm asking do women have a chemical reaction to us.
My answer is no women do not love us for us. Fantasy unconditional love isn't real thus is the reason divorce rates are high. I believe women CAN love men if he presents a certain status and/or dominance in the relationship. You as a man will have to work to keep her attracted but even then a small screw up means her hypergamy will kick in. This explains why Tim Duncan a very high status basketball star's wife cheated on him with a nobody badboy. As soon as he stopped showing certain traits that turned her on she viewed him as nothing more then a beta-male provider. The CHEMICAL REACTION in her wasn't happened thus there was no love.
While women can love men it's much much harder to get them to do so. Most women around the world don't really love their man. They are settling for what they can get plus many guys are good backup providers. That's is why you'll never see women supporting prostate cancer treatment or men's rights. Women aren't design to love men at large, only the select few.
Conclusion is that female love is based on how much the male-utilitarian entity works. He is a tool she puts to use and if she is happy with the tool she'll release chemical reactions for her own selfish benefits.
>>24470882
>Do women actually love men in general?
No
the rest of your post is tldr
>>24470882
love is just made up bullshit to get people to buy stupid shit
also using beastiality porn to draw attention is a shitty move
women don't love
>Hetero males think they can get AIDS JUST by having sex with other males.
Although the chance increases of getting infected by sleeping with other males, you can ONLY get infected if they are infected. If you can find some sweet virgin boipussy, you have nothing to lose. Gay marriage is legal now. There is nothing to be afraid of. Just don't flaunt your shit in public and you'll be fine.
Or don't fuck people unless they have recent STD test results or are virgins? Why worry about AIDS if you are responsible?
Pros of the virgin boipussy:
>tighter than a vagina
>can cum inside without the risk of pregnancy
>no condoms required
Cons:
>requires lube in most cases
>cleaning your asshole (but you should already be doing that anyways you sick fucks).
>>24470982
This desu. Woman can't compare. Let's not forget that boys will play vidya with you and more likely than not share interests with you.
AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
what happened anon? who hurt you
>>24470874
Reported to the FBI.
Get fucked kek
You're gonna be ok op, just take a nap.
I just fucked yo bitch in some gucci flip flops
I just had some bitches and I made 'em lip lock
i just took a piss and i seen codeine coming out
we got purple activis i thought it was a drought
i just took a piss and i seen codeine coming out
we got purple actavis i thought it was drought~
>>24470824
>>24470865
>>24470876
BITCH IMMA CHOOSE THE DIRTY OVER YOU
YOU KNOW I AINT SCARED TO LOSE YOU
>tfw a girl will never shit on your chest
you must be feeling lucky then
>>24470706
is that an actual thing? I mean, it's so freaking specific. Like....people into shit has to be like 1/100. and then for you to specifically find significantly hotter if the shit is taken on your chest......that's fucking improbable as fuck. I feel like it's just the go-to "extra-crazy" fetish reference made popular by "Not Another Teen Movie".
>>24470763
I don't like tasting shit. I just like the idea of a girl being able to do such a personal thing on me.
>Wants a new game
>Each game cost 5000 Pretty Princess Points
>Only has 4,500
>Ask daddy what I can do to get 50 PPP
>He says ''Make me happy." ;)
>So I make him brownies
>Gets the PPPs to get Fallout 4
>You perverted shits thought I was going to fuck my dad....
>Now who looks like the fool?
How do we know 'make him brownies' isn't a euphemism for letting him fuck you in the ass?
>>24470709
Euphemisms are for fags.
>>24470696
you're still off by 450 points you dumb bitch
Post shit, shitpost, I don't care. Whatever's on your mind, I want to hear it.
My tummy hurts.
>>24470686
I wonder what a fat persons vagina looks like.
>>24470698
Get off your ass and eat something. I'm sure it's been hours.
>>24470702
Rolls. The actual vagina itself is obstructed by folds of fat.
Open your ass, wagekek.
>>24470595
what are you even doing on this website anyway? you trying to make friends or what
>>24470620
who are u?
>>24470630
a lazy fuck
Guys, my laptop is being all weird. I go to power it up this morning, and it gives me this. What the fuck does it mean?
>>24470480
your hard drive is dead desu
good luck buying a new one
It means it has nothing to boot with. Most likely your hard drive is fucked.
Stop being lazy and google the fucking question yourself.
>>24470480
Your hard drive fucked up. That's the boot device.
