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>tfw you realize attractiveness is all that matters in life.
>>25620325
>tfw ugly
>tfw I learned this the hard way
>>25620325
I think money and power are even more important.
>>25620325
It took you this long to figure that out?
http://sketchtoy.com/66441043
: >)
>>25620142
http://sketchtoy.com/66441095
>>25620142
that's nice to be completely honest
>>25620289
meant to this >>25620240
Anime characters that would probably browse /r9k/
TOOOO EZZZZZ
Shinji kissed a girl, he's a normie
Satou has friends and a girl that talks to him, he's a normie
Nii-san is in a rural area with only his sisters and doesn't talk. He's a robot.
You (Can't) Can Savor the Flavor
How much do you think it would affect the world if every person who committed suicide chose to go on a killing spree instead?
I think laws would get changed, poor people who are suicidal would get top quality psychologists and everyone will be overly friendly with each other so they don't get bit to dust.
>>25620062
Everything you're saying is true, but it isn't going to happen. Suicide is bad enough for your family, but going on a killing spree is extremely cruel to them. Most people don't hate their parents that much.
>>25620062
Don't post my waifu you cock stain.
i need a revo gf NOW
What do you do to extend male privilege, oppress women, and fight against gender equality? I'm in the hiring department of a tech firm and whenever I see a female name on a resume it goes straight into the trash.
the usual stuff I guess
>>25620050
You wonder why you don't get laid
>>25620158
It isn't hard to get laid when you become wealthy coasting through the professional world off of male privilege while at the same time disenfranchising women until they're financially dependent on men. I had sex fairly regularly since I was sixteen and now have a fiancee I've been dating for two years. She's planning to be a stay at home mom so we can have a traditional family where our children receive the support and attention they need.
any anons with spinal pressure causing constant headaches? or anons who used to have these?
>>25619976
had to go to physical therapy for four years, it's better now. But it fucking sucked
>>25619976
I dated a girl who had this problem. She even had to drop out of school because of it. She used to lie in bed and just cry due to the pain and all I could do is hold her. If you feel that suffering man, I've got a lot of sympathy for you. I hope you feel better soon.
>>25620094
can you describe your symptoms? when did you pick therapy? what did it include? appreciated in advance
>you will never experience Scandinavian school life
How does this make you feel?
But I did.
It was not impressive.
>>25619948
>>you will never experience Scandinavian school life
Getting raped by achmed? Good, I'd rather not experience that.
>i'd still be a beta nerd loser outcast watching chad and tyrone fuck all the prime teen pussy
so no difference
ROLLIN'
1- Clean my house
2- take a shower
3- go to grocery
4- make shepherd's pie
5- fap to chubby porn
6- play an emulated game
7- play game on steam
8- play game on console
9- take Christmas decorations down
0- go visit local retro game shop
Dubs- continue to lurk 4chan
Trips-Leave /r9k/ forever, never to brighten it's threshold again with my "normieness".
>>25619946
1 or 2- Super Nintendo
3 or 4- Playstation 1
5 or 6- Game boy/GBA
7- N64
8- DS
9- Any one of the Pokemon games
0- Any JRPG
Dubs- Open Emulation files at random, first game my mouse lands on, I have to complete.
This is the first roll I've seen that encourages a modicum of responsibility.
>>25619946
1 make more music
2 fill up shit
3 repair bike
4 play cs
5 play console
6 watch movie
7 text with 'friends'
8 smoke some
9 sit down and learn
0 go for a walk
Dubs kill self
Do Latinas have smelly feet?
I'll tell you when I get a gf.
>tfw 24 virgin who is hispanic and has them all around but wont date me
>>25619993
I'm a 20 year old virgin in similar situation, it sucks
yes
they smell like old trash mostly.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/broken-man-discovers-girlfriend-cheating-7147024
They actually did it, the absolute madmen. They used my imgur album and reddit post on /r/4chan to make a newspaper article. :^)
>>25619939
Shame its lefty mirror they will spin it to make women not look bad
>>25619939
>www.mirror.co.uk
why am I not surprised
congratulations anyway, anon :-)
Any updates on that whole story?
What would be All Star band for you, robots ?
Feel free to add members or roles.
Frontman : Fred Durst
Guitar Solo : Dave Baksh
Guitar Base : Jim Root
Drums : Lars Ulrich
Bass : lol who needs a bassist
>>25619986
>who needs a bassist
you are kiddin
the only band ever mattered
Right, there are a lot of theories about who the OP of that massive Elliot thread was, but we don't know for sure, do who do you think it was?
http://strawpoll.me/6493152
>>25619813
My money is on some family friend who was a newfag on /b/, then found out Elliot was worshipped on /r9k/, lurked a bit, then made the thread.
>>25619813
OP was James, Elliot's best friend...
LEO
Family
Friend
Friend of a friend
Friend of family
Friend of LEO
Take your pick. or don't. Who gives a fuq.
won't let me fuck her bareback.
why even live?
>>25619692
go away faggot robots dont have big dicks or gfs
all those moles, eww
>>25619692
that is one disgusting body
This guy looks like most of you, right?
Why don't you have a 9/10 QT white goddess gf?
I dont look at all like that. He's fat and big and has a beard. I'm small, thin and look like a child. I'm invisible while he's hard to not see.
for a female to overlook appearabce, that guy has to be ultra charismatic and or funny
This was shit posted yesturday. Atleast shit post something original
>world population is 7.4 billion
Explain to me why your life is unique, why your life matters and why you should bring more kids into the world.
Explain why you are always a faggot, op
jokes on you i am not a normie who thinks his life is unique, that it matters or that wants to brings more kids into the world
>>25619410
>and why you should bring more kids into the world
think ya got the wrong board buddy
