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I don't get it. How can you so blindly go into a porn scene. You would think she never watched a porn clip before when she immediately regrets it like that but who hasn't watched porn before. So what did she expect from it?
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>>25617534
This girl is dumb as fuck. Just google "Girls do porn E319" and you will see like 20 DMCAs from her (at the bottom of google results). I've never seen so many DMCAs for just one search result lol.

Like she has been going around porn sites 24/7 the past few weeks and is frantically trying to get them all removed.
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>>25617629
You mean the statement? It's in the pastebin.
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>>25617534
Just about most girls don't watch porn. They have it in their mind that it's something more "classy" that it actually is.When I showed my girlfriend a porno (she basically forced me to because she wanted to know why guys watch porn and was super interested) she was totally grossed out and told me if I ever watched porn again that she would dump me. Girls are stupid dude

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I might lose my virginity in less than 4 days, what can I do to prepare before hand? anything I should know?

how effective are non-latex condoms?
how can I make them more effective? because im paranoid getting her pregnant,,,,
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>>25617338
>>25617338
relax

if your too nervous you are going to lose boner.

just fucking take a deep breath. You dont have to impress her (and you wont) so dont try,

just calm down and do what feels natural. Its no big deal

You will cum to fast and and have weird motions, thats okay there is nothing you can do about it its going to happen.

just sit back and enjoy it,
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>>25617338

>condoms

Prepare for limpdick and disappointment :^)
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>>25617419
srs? even the thin non-latex ones?
>>25617386
what if she is also a vrgin?
how do I save face when losing my boner?

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Just lost my virginity a few days ago to my gf after I went down on her. I made sure to be passionate and tease and foreplay alot until she looked like she couldn't hold her breath anymore in anticipation for my dick, and she came multiple times. She has no idea that was my first time.

Now the only thing I can think about is sex. No matter where I am or what I'm doing, all I can think of is the next time I'll sleep with her.

It's the most intoxicating feeling. Porn literally does nothing for me now. I just can't stop thinking about sex with my gf.
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Good for you OP.

Now leave. You are no longer one of us.
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That's real great, man
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Same here. I stopped watching porn about a month ago. Ive had more sex than I've fapped so far in 2016 and havent watched porn. Its a weird feel considering last year I was masturbating every day to piss porn and feeling sorry for myself

Requesting videos similar to pic related. I really need to see some crazy feminists getting arrested and just BTFO in general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g67z_xBe07Q
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no text no rest
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>>25617276
idk senpai, both of those black girls are qt as fuck..

The black guy on the right is genuinely ugly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw

Here's another crazy bitch

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When did you finally know you were a robot?
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>>25617079
When I realized that I had crippling trust issues that prevents me from forming any meaningful relationships
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I'm still in denial - Can you list measurable criteria?
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>>25617648
be on r9k

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Alright guys, let's recap real quick.
>in the months before the Day of Retribution there have been a lot of threads about asian-hate by a guy who claimed to be Eurasian
>a few days before the Day of Retribution the threads stopped and the guy was never heard from again
>it is confirmed that Elliot browsed multiple "negative" websites and sent the links to his father
>after the shooting Peter Rodger said something about wanting to know the hivemind of the place where Elliot posted

Last night some guy posted tons of pictures of Elliot, in all ages from him as a baby to pictures taken right before he moved to Isla Vista.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25595384/
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25598208/
The guy could even say when the pictures were taken.
>"This picture was taken just a few days before he moved to Isla Vista, he was full of optimism here"
How the hell would he know that? If he was a hacker or someone in charge of going through his computer, there would be no way of knowing when the picture was taken. Exif data is no option, as the picture is a png. Also, notice the last part of the sentence. It's like something someone who knew him would say. I noticed this emphatic tone in many of OPs posts. OP said he browsed this website since after the shooting.
One anon called Soumaya (Elliot's stepmom) "hideous", to which someone (OP?) responded "well thats unnecessarily rude ".

Let's go back a couple of lines. I said "[...] to pictures taken right before he moved to Isla Vista."
This clearly indicates that the OP only had pictures from before Elliot moved out of his parents place. Also, notice how NONE of the pictures were selfies. They were all taken by someone else.

Now let's look at the last post the mysterious stranger made.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25598208/#25601693
The file is named "birth of a son". I had doubts before, but this is the one thing that convinced me.
Peter Rodger was the OP of the threads.
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I believe it. He never answered any questions. There's so many photos that had to be taken by parents, developed, then stashed away in the home somewhere. It's obvious that it's either his brother, sister, mom or dad. How else would they have gotten those photos? Not like police detectives scan childhood photos. Who would? Family members.

These weren't photos that you could find on the internet or on Elliot's computer even. These are clearly, clearly family photos. It had to be an immediate family member and I do agree, it was probably his dad.
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Holy shit so many rare Elliots. My saving finger is hurting.
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Based Peter Rodger

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I know some of you are into it but I can't see the appeal. What is with the cuck fetish?
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>>25617066
I get the appeal for black dudes,

white dudes? what the fuck??
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every cuck porn has the white guy cucked by a black guy. you never see the opposite or you never see any other race. (at least I think)

Are white people the only one who have this fetish?
Women don't even have this fetish, so it's just white men. Is there something about the white male's mind that turns them on to feel inferior to black people
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>>25617081
>>25617134
You guys are right. As a kebab, I feel we need diversity.

In all seriousness, it is mostly white people if not all who are into it. Those guys who post in details about a wife being fucked by a "bull" to insult someone are usually those 19 year old white autist college kids.

Racial correlation? Doubt it. Who knows though?

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Hi,

I saw these pictures and they told me they come from here. I am completely amazed at it, there is something uncanny about them that attracts me and repels me.

What I see is an ideal 4chan autist, all pictures represent the basement dweller in his room, isolated, why is it a girl?, to what extense is it a waiu and to what extent is it a transexual/sissy fantasy?

What strikes me the most is the complete abscence of cynism or sexual/fecal/disturbing humor that BASICALLY DEFINES these people. Isnt it weird?, even the piss bottles are presented in this "hygienic" way.

Why so many rules?, what do the rules mean?, why are they there?

I think that it is like this: Mother has isolated kid, kid is uncapable of understanding mothers desire(not sexual desire, desire in the sense of demand, what she desires from her son), son desires to preserve his isolation, mother demands son to abandon isolation,son doesnt understand the real demand and obsseses with fulfilling imaginary demands(the rules: be clean, dont suffer, be calm, etc) that allow him to preserve his life if he fulfills it. These pictures represent the anguish of being evicted from your retreat, it is the ideal coexistence of neetlifestyle with the demand from the motherx that is why it is all so clean, the image is the presentation he wishes to give(im living the autist life but it is not worrying).
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Second image
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Third and last i got
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go back to knowyourmeme you retard

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>tfw gonna clean out my ass and spend the night plundering my own asshole with dildos
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lemme watch
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how do you go about cleaning you a-hole familia? :^)
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>>25617000
enema

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Alright, which one of you faggots made this?
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>>25616919
twas funny
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>>25616919
idk buy it seems good, tell him to keep up the good work
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I'm gonna need a source.

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OMG yes hello XDD I am a fembot

If you are female and you post on /r9k/ this is our official thread, girls! Just our own little safe haven away from the boys ;P

Now remember, this is our thread so we should make sure that we aren't posting in the silly boys' threads and make sure that we ONLY post in THIS THREAD ONLY and NOT IN OTHER THREADS. This is our girls club and we should respect that. We don't need to go posting in other threads, because we've got each other. Right here in our very own thread.
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Hello i am fembot I broke vagin and call vagin hotline but they say I void warrant with Chad how to fix vagin pls thanks I'm here if you need to talk
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> tfw bf isn't Chad

JUST
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>>25616894
sex is so hard to get ;___; abloo bloo bloo no man pays any attention to me

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Post in this thread if you've had a crummy day.

No need to specify if you don't want to. Just say what you want and get it off your chest.
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I had a shit day. I feel very sad. Too many reasons why. Not it's noon and I haven't slept, but if I sleep it will just be 8 PM and I'll be up all night. Fuck. I hate my life. I hate me.
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>>25616888
I wish i could give you a hug.

So have a Lemmy instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyvbjjLoRfg
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I saw moonrise kingdom again and it always makes me feel like I missed out on young love even if that version is Romanticised as fuck

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>be me
>first day of college
>thought it would be funny to stutter every time i spoke
>actually wanted to stop stuttering from one day to the next just to fuck with people
>turns out the vast majority of my classmates are sensitive SJWs who wouldn't find my 'joke' remotely funny and hate me for it
>had to keep on stuttering every time I spoke
>I have been stuttering for half a year now
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>im gonna stutter because its funny XDDDD

Did ya really think it was THAT funny
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>>25616758
Autism is no laughing matter.
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Just gradually stop doing it and if someone asks you about it tell them that you have a great speech therapist

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>tfw the girl you're attracted to is a complete slut
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>>25616724
>tfw every girl is a complete slut
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>>25616724
Then don't be attracted to sluts if you have a problem with it.
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>the girl
>"the"
>as in only one

not gonna make it

>tfw i jack off twice a day

any robots relate?
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>>25616683
I jack off 3-5 times a day.
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>>25616683
I almost did. I watched some porn and edged. But didn't cum. I fell into temptation because my life is horrible. And suddenly all the negative thoughts surround me and I think I'm going to live like this forever. Stress overwhelms me.
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>>25616688
does you cock and nuts hurt sometimes? my nuts literally ache from time to time just from twice

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