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>walk into your room
>see this
>wat do
drinke
Ask her why she's pissing on my floor.
Kind of rude to come into somebody's home and piss on their floor.
>>25608723
Tell her to go to the bathroom, clean floor quick, throw loli clothes into the washing machine take a shower with her and wash her clean, then carry her around while wearing a big blanket and cuddle constantly
>go to howhot.io
>upload pic of yourself
>post results you get(no need to attach your picture though if you don't want)
I'm rated from "Ok" to "Nice", and on one occasion "Hot"
>Hmmm..
I will never have gf
>>25608719
>get nice or ok
>be ripped as fuck
>it doesn't matter because it's all about face
ayyaaa oooooo uuuuu eeeee
>get relocated to the middle of nowhere in the deep south
>everyone is a boring as fuck redneck/normie
>the only interests people have here are football and guns
how do I find people like me /r9k/?
Its not your prepossessions about where you live. Its you anon. Otherwise you would have had friends where you used to live
you already have.
you are here.
>>25608705
I only had friends where I was before because of school
Making friends when you're not in school anymore is impossible
If someone offered you the use of their sex slave or a sex slave of your own, would you do it?
What kinds of things would you like to do?
>>25608658
Dude if she's giving herself that easily to someone like ME, she's probably teeming with diseases.
Fuck that shit, I wouldn't even let my dog touch her.
>would you like STDs?: the thread
I think op means in a hypothetical, no consequence scenario.
Who /wantsacapybaraasapet here? I want one
>>25608630
As my brain raced for possible uses of this animal, it after a second or two noticed it could be eaten.
>>25608630
those things will chew your balls off while you sleep then fuck your mom. and then fuck your dad. its in their DNA, learned about for my bachelors
They so cuuuuteeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGOITMdeQ-k
It's Friday night. You're sitting at home on your computer.
As you read this, your oneitis, that girl you love, is on her back, taking Chad's big, unprotected cock, moaning helplessly like a whore while Chad grunts and groans on top of her, pumping his thick bare cock into the girl you love harder and harder until he fills her with a hot, messy load of his cum. She lays there, gasping, sweaty, and leaking cum between her legs, completely used up.
While you sit home like a loser.
jokes on you i don't have a oneitis and its saturday morning
>your oneitis
I think you're lost. This board isn't for normies.
>>25608617
This post encapsulates everything I was going to say
Does anyone else ever get jelly of an anon, then attack him in any way you can because you're jelly?
>some anon posts his picture
>he's an 18 year old dude who is all big and strong looking, but still has some fat on him
>i'm 22 and have been lifting for longer than he has and i just look like a regular guy in comparison
>attack his height
>call him morbidly obese
>tell him he has bitch tits
>tell him he's never going to make it
>tell him he's a joke
>actually jealous as fuck
what the fuck is wrong with me? why can't i feel good without putting down others?
I get people doing that to me all the time when I positivepost.
>>25608444
because you are insecure
No I only attack the lying faggots.
How old were you when you realized that everyone you care for well eventually leave you, and normiesluts have zero idea what effect their words have on males?
Context: one of my two friends sent pic in OP. I failed to register with selective service within 30 days of my 18th birthday (the deadline), and I'm almost 20. My life is basically over because my degree is only useful if I can get a federal job. Was drunk and contemplating an hero when she told me to kill myself
>How old were you when you realized that everyone you care for well eventually leave you
The only people who I care for are my family and they'll only leave me in death. I can always count on them.
>Was drunk and contemplating an hero when she told me to kill myself
>SHE
Do you really think that you can be friends with females? Even women aren't friends with each other. They just use each other to gossip and brag. Learn from your mistakes. The mistake being that you trusted a woman.
>>25608443
I don't really have a family. I was raised by my grandfather and he passed a few months ago, and my sister lives in the UAE. But yeah man I honestly didn't know that women were so venomous. She honestly seemed caring and sweet, if not a little (incredibly) slutty. Granted, I'd never given her an inkling if suicidal ideation before this, but that's still a cunt move of her.
For those who live in a depressed or some other life shattering state whats that one thing that gives you some semblance of hope and makes you forgets all that shit for just a little while?
[Spoiler]can someone dump all their comb prince webms and pics ive lost them all including the young mayor ones[\spoiler]
>>25608362
I watch Henry Jesus Christ, and that makes me happy.
>>25608362
All I could find, who is he?
>>25608362
It is the fact that the person I used to have feelings for is strong and smart and can figure out people and things by themselves.
Who else /gayforthemselves/ here?
>tfw staring at myself in the mirror
>get aroused
>turn around and check out my ass
>get hard
>whip out my private and beat off
>bend over and fap to the reflection of my own boypussy
>cum and smear it on my face and smile in the mirror
I am gay for myself sometimes. I notice it is comorbid with schizoid and intelligent introvert personality types.
Pic is me
>>25608407
well that was erotic
>I guess I'll give this omegle thing a try
welp, that's it for me
Stop advertising for this roast beef cunt.
>>25608128
what's so wrong with this? Just skip to the point, women drain money anyway.
>>25608204
I wanted to interact with someone, not get advertised
Please recommend me a video game.
>>25608091
How about Halo 2 anon?
Halo Two
tfw finished the fight
>can't dodge the rodge
>can't flim flam the zim zam
>when roof is aloof niggers go poof
can't ???? the cosby?
discuss faggots
Can't kill the Bill
>>25608095
3/10, come on anon
>>25608044
>Not the superior meme
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/british-teen-dies-deodorant-bathing-article-1.2490418
>A British teenager who avoided showering by spraying himself with deodorant died after inhaling butane gas from the spray-on scents.
>The longtime foster care resident was said to go through a can of deodorant a week by spraying it all over himself each morning in an attempt to cover up his body odor without bathing.
>Pathologist Dr. Kareem Aboualfa told an inquest that the 16-year-old did not have any drugs or alcohol in his system and died of circulation collapse from breathing in the dangerous fumes, according to Kent Online.
>>25607983
Holy shit
>a can of deodorant a week
I don't use deodorant (shut in), is this a lot?
>foster care
Probably he was trying to get high inhaling it.
>>25608059
1/7 of a can per day
seems like a lot if you ask me
Why didn't you kill yourself today?
>>25607953
I'm still in the united states.
>>25607953
The pain of living has not yet overcome the fear of dying.
Give it time, my friend. Give it time
Because I'm going to get sex in a few hours.
