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Does anybody just have a strange feeling that you're some kind of alien and just can't fit in with normal people?
This is the opposite of a special snowflake thing, I just feel different, like I don't belong anywhere. Like with relationships, if I'm 21 and haven't even held a girl's hand there must obviously be something wrong with me if I'm not able to experience something that is so commonplace for ordinary people, which is why I just gave up on them. Sullen feeling t.b.h.
>>25605039
Yes, I get this feeling a lot when looking at how I can only hold a conversation for but a couple of minutes. I still don't know how people can keep a topic going. Maybe I'm just boring.
welcome to life
you'll fit in just fine here
>we don't fit in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owJAPjs9Mww
>>25605195
Do you ever stutter or stumble around your words when speaking too? That's part of the reason why I talk so little in public.
Had this convo with my best friends 8.5/10 gf last night
Im so confused right now. Dick says yes and mind says no. Any advice?
>this is how people talk
>>25604983
Every girl is a dirty cheating slut, and this is getting harder to avoid the more you faggots post about it.
Post the whole conversation. How do you know she's talking about fucking you and not her bf/your friend
>tfw no succubus (male) to drain me of my vitality all night long
I'm sensing a huge virgin aura
>>25604920
>succubus
>male
what
its called a fucking incubus
>>25604920
>male
>succubus
I saw this shit on /vg/ the other day. It didn't make sense there and it doesnt make sense here.
>Be me, 14 years old
>Decide to go to 4chan
>Constantly posting greentext stories at all the cool imageboards
>download all the CP from /b/
>monitor all the loli threads on /b/
>fap to /mlp/
> "This is pretty cool"
Police is currently knocking at my door
Should I kill myself?
Kill the cops first.
>download all the CP from /b/
>Police is currently knocking at my door
deserved t-b-h
U deserve it t.b.h (to be honost) F.A.M (family)
You are a human aren't you, anon?
Then why aren't you having sex.
>>25604811
>You are a human aren't you, anon?
only in appearance
"We're all human, we all have sex"
Y-yeah...
>>25604811
the sex in my mind is better senpai
I actually have zero friends
>>25604655
Wtf have they done to spurdo lately?
Same here, man. No friends at all.
>only birthday wishes I got were from my mom and an automated text from my dentist's office
>20 years old and in college
Kill me.
who cares bro?
cynicism is the now, the present, the forever.
Join the ride man, jump in.
Yourself and Jazz, a world of men.
The tides of people swarm the shore, but we will have the comfiness of the now.
Present at stand a world surrounds, itching, bleeding, slurs all around
A time of peace, never to be found
Man you make what you make
In this world of round
heart pounds
distant
Who is your favorite Victoria's Secret angel, /r9k/?
>>25604631
They look disgusting
>>25604706
So hot though
>>25604631
dat one
>that moment when your entire personality is summed up in a single wikipedia entry
But what are you supposed to do to reverse those symptoms?
Let me guess, AvPD?
>>25604563
realization that society is not worth putting on a pedestal takes care of at least half of these
>be at my mother's birthday party
>all my relatives are here
>asking me questions about my life
>I forgot it was my mom's birthday party today and took 250ug of acid early today
H-help I excused myself to the bathroom and I don't know if I can come back.
Should I climb out the window?
If it`s relatives you don`t see very often they won`t know you`re on acid because they have no other idea of you to compare to really.
>>25604548
put acid in their drinks so everyone is on the same level
>>25604568
I know I'm acting weird fuck me man I'm really starting to freak out.
Hey anons I want to kill myself, I have a pistol, but i don't want to use it when I know i have better options. Please some one talk to me.
Team speak: 5.39.102.47:25539
thuis is fucking pathetic LMASO
>>25604441
Someone please join them I would but I don't have TS
>>25604501
im breaking down crying right now, please some one help me.
Enjoy your weekend, normie.
Thanks! Gonna make an omelette and a date later on.
>>25604284
I love you. Even if this comment is not original.
>>25604284
http://spsp.org/press_release/valuing-your-time-more-than-money-linked-to-happiness
Wagecucks get BTFO by science. Who knew the NEETs were right all along? Oh wait, we did
Which were the best years of your life and how old are you now? Like much of the robots here, I was a kid during the early-mid 90's. I would never had imagined that life would be so miserable nowadays, at least in my vision.
>>25604270
I agree. I was born in 1991 and in 1996 I said to my dad "I wish it would stay 1996 forever."
20 years later, I see no reason to disagree with my initial assessment.
>>25604270
I play online competitive now, but looking back at old times still fills me with good feels.
>>25604344
same, I'm also a product of 1991 and 1996 was one of the best years.
/r9k/, how do you completely give up and stop caring so much about women? For you wizards on here, how did you do it? I don't want to worry about getting a girlfriend, anymore. I just want to focus on finishing up my master's and on research and hobbies.
I'm starting to get tired of the game, and I just want a way to curb the urges without castrating myself.
I've naturally learned to dislike everyone.
SSRIs will kill your sex drive, for the most part.
>>25604534 also helps a lot.
>>25604255
23 year old anon who's given up on women here.
You're going to need to realize that as long as you have a social drive, the urges will always come. Work with them. Feeling horny? Fap or channel the urge into something else if possible. Feeling lonely? Go online, meet with friends if you have them.
Realize, firstly, that the urges are just that: urges, and they can be resolved without directly fulfilling them. Simply put distract yourself with different activities whenever possible.
Alright fags, let's see how desperate you really are.
Post women that you would give your left nut to be with.
>>25604113
>women
Get out
Perhaps I would.
>>25604113
So long as she still has a functioning vagina that is all that matters.
I can really see this going somewhere.
>>25603827
lol what she's not even fat, i think she's really cute
i would be her bf
would probably turn me down though
She's not even really that fat senpai
Dude she's not even that fat. What is your problem? Why do you have to hate so much?
But yeah it could work.
