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>Someone casually insults you
>immediately have suicidal thoughts and self-esteem is destroyed and your day is ruined
>they frogot they insulted you a minute later
Can anyone else relate?
> be me in Jr high
> squinting in math class to see whiteboard
> teacher says "hey anon, do you need glasses?"
> whole class turns and looks at me
> mfw
Still remember it to this day
>>25592951
YES
My friends mock me on being a KV
It destroys me on the inside
>>25592951
I'm usually "that funny, yet creepy guy" so I'm expected to laugh at every insult coming my way, while slowly dying and rotting away inside.
What's stopping you from killing yourselves, robots?
>>25592914
I've got a novel I'm perpetually working on
It would make my mom sad.
And I kind of like watching life happen.
>>25592914
family mostly.
vague prospect of things improving.
also i'm actually pretty scared of death, even though i hate life, i act all tough and try to deny it, but there has been moments where my life has been on the line and i've freaked out.
>tfw boyfriend will never have a big dick
>>25592641
Listen here you degeberate.. Women are perfectly capable of making their vagina tight as fuck with exercise. Your boyfriend no matter how hard he tries can't magically make his dik bigger.
Do some exercises and make his dik big that way.
Women are such lazy whores
>>25592713
Not if their roasties are already limp by changing Chads every week. Checkmate.
>>25592713
my p is tight though. I have an innie
His dick is 6 inches so it does the job but I just really wish he had an extra inch and a half at least so I could slobber all over it and feel submissive
Hello anons
how do you cope with coming up with conversation topic? how can one be more creative with their topics? should i read more books? watch more movies/shows/stand up comedy and sketches?help
Don't try. Don't do small talk. Small talk is awkward. Make occasional eye contact to show you're still there, but stay silent unless you have something to say. Silence is better than awkwardness every single time.
And no, you do not need to enculture yourself. I'm sure you remember some conversations where you had so much to say and not the chance to say it. Once a good conversation gets going it's not hard to hold it (to be fair, most social interactions are just 'hi' and 'hey' small talk, but if elevates beyond that, just force the other person to talk first and start the conversation topic).
>>25592485
also how to be more productive? more physically active? i have a kyphosis and scoliosis to be taken care of but all I do is browse the Internet all day and night, fatigued and worn-outi want off this ride
>>25592485
>>25592647
Going out for 20 minutes, but I'll be back to address this a bit later.
I wish I had a dog so I had at least one good friend but my mom is allergic and it'll be a while before I can live on my own ;_;
Anyone wants to talk about their dog?
>>25592361
If you get one train it well
My one barks at everything and anything thar isn't human or makes a noise
My pupper waits until I'm not in the room then gets up on the furniture that she's not supposed to get on, and proceeds to lick it. When she gets down there is a giant wet patch wherever her head was resting.
She likes to chill in her own bed most of the time though.
My roommate just got a Shiba Inu puppy and named it Foxy, but she's a shitty owner and leaves her in a cage all day. I let her out and play with her, but I'm slowly falling in love and I'm going to move in a month or two to another state. It breaks my heart that she's going to just cry in her cage and I won't be there to let her out and play with her.
Pic essentially related.
Should I go see the new Star Wars, Hateful 8, or should I just stay home, play some vidya and browse 4chan?
Had a friend who I was maybe gonna go see the movie with but he had to cancel.
Or should I go watch them both double-feature
The new star wars was pretty rad
Minimal normie-pandering and lots of in-jokes to expanded universe and somewhat obscure starwars memes.
They shouldn't make another one like it though, this was the kind of thing that's only works once.
Star Wars blows. Watch Creed and come back, and lmk if its at least decent.
>>25592404
Holy fucking reddit
I enjoyed the movie but your post reeekd of someone who's trying to fit in too much
>That'll be $29,46, anon-kun
Nigga what the fuck? $30 for a small pizza and a drink? Get the fuck off my property.
>>25592341
ok but let me grab some tittie
A-anon-kun? I love this service.
Necrophilia general:
Shuffle through the night, the shovel in one hand the light in the other.
Seeking for love!
Who necrophil here?
Ever imagined how it would be to fall in love with a dead body?
Also necrophilia "how to" thread.
Which shovels and clothings, graves.
I think this is enough 4chan for today.
>>25592355
and never come back normie
>>25592322
I'm not a necro but I'm interested in seeing where this thread will go.
>>25592355
>OMG it's necrophilia XD so disgusting XDXD 4chan is such an ebin place XDXDXD!
Please go away normie.
To all femanons.
Would you want to have a dick for a day?
>>25592112
>femanons
Oxymoron
But anyway I'm sure most women would be willing to try it out for a day to see how it feels
>>25592186
Would they?
A week, and then I'd maybe get sick of having overly sensitive, cold cuts smelling fishing tackle knocking around between my legs. But it's a nice trade, not having to wear a bra anymore.
Post the last thing you texted a grill
>It's called the scarcity principle, you want what you can't have and you don't want what you can have. I'm not going to be hopeful to the idea that your friendzoning me for the chance that your ex might or might not come back to you. I'll just do myself a favor and go out out tonight and fill some girls face with my cummies to forget about ever being romantic or sexual with you.
Translated:
>Happening, I just gotta get back to X(town)
>good night sweety <3
>you too see you tomorrow
To my mom:
Happy new year
In response to her saying "Happy New Years!"
What triggers NEET's?
>>25591986
People treating me like a kid or an idiot.
>>25591986
their poverty, exposing how pathetic they are, or making fun of them because they have to listen to their mommy/daddy despite being grown up, threats to kick them out
Employment desu
Why do you come to r9k, anon?
>>25591871
to see all the beta cuck faggots sleep in their own shit and piss
-chad
>>25591871
it's the only place where i feel like i truly belong
where i can blend into a crowd of people exactly like me
where i can lose my name and my face
where nobody knows a person is joined to my thoughts
where i can sometimes see somebody who has it worse than me and just for a second, feel like things aren't so bad
Because I enjoy the smell of my own farts.
I did it again /r9k/
I just woke up from another bender
There'san empty bottle of of vodka in the kitchen and lots of beer bottles all over
My bag of weed is almost empty I thought I had an eighth
My bed sheets are filthy, they practically have a film of shame glaze
>Stains all around me
I'm literally soaking wet all over my body
My dick hurts to touch and my anus feels warm
My sex toys are all out on the floor next to my bed
What have I done /r9k/? Why have I turned out like this?
>>25591727
Sounds like you are just a faggot mate
>>25591769
Okay...yeah maybe
>>25591727
Just Keep Truckin.
>guy having a seizure live
>his gf/wife runs in and that horror in her voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNkLwHiV9rs
>>25591669
would wife
>>25591669
Normies are just not meant for long sessions of vidya, this is what happens if you try to play longer then an hour instead of going out playing some "rad hoops XDXD" with all your friends like Chad and Stacy.
>>25591873
kek that's messed up m8
Is anyone else doing NoPoop, /r9k/? It's been 12 days and I can already feel the extra vitamns and nutrients absorped from the fecal matter. I
swear I have more energy and can feel the nutrients sworling into my tissues and nourishing my brain just like the TEDx talk.
I also WAY more confident with women. I've gotten a lot of comments about my posture and stern expression that have come from abstaining Im sure of it and Im going to talk to another woman today.
How goes your NoPoop journey, /r9k/?
>>25591429
CAN'T SCOOP THE POOP
>>25591429
tfw you poop once a week for past 15 years
tfw you can easily hold it for 2 weeks or more
tfw you have a special stick in the toilet in order to not clog it
>>25591429
You're just mad because your a failure who couldn't go 5 days without fapping. Pathetic honestly.
