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>you now realize there exists some combination of actions and words that would land you with your oneitis/waifu/celebrity crush
>you will never find said combination
Why
Why do you come here and post this painful reminder every day
>>25586336
>>25586377
i think about this quite often and it always amazes me
>>25586387
It hurts my soul.
I'm a disgustingwaifufag. The idea that I am not doing everything in my power to end up with my waifu keeps me from ever feeling relaxed.
Robots DO NOT EAT PIZZA HUT WINGS
Giving massive diarrhea and vomiting
holy shit
You know, for most people it's a lesson they don't have to learn
>>25586296
Could be you just got a weak stomach, son.
>>25586296
Maybe yours were undercooked, call and complain, maybe you'll get free pizza
>2016
>Still chaising entitled whores
>Not having your personal fuccboi.
why is that dude eating popcorn?
Im still not sure about women loving penis
>>25586295
This would be much better if it was a girl sucking that dick tbqh.
>there are non-whites on the internet
Why can't you guys leave? You ruined it like you ruined our countries. Why can't us whites just keep to ourselves?
>>25586247
Your women belong to us white boi
>>25586247
It's cute really, we have all these nice countries and technology and they are desperate to be with us and live among us. They are like pets.
Are you really blaming non-whites for ruining your countries when YOU let them in? White people are stupid and accepting, which became their downfall.
Who /anarchist/ here?
>tfw people have political arguments, ask for my two cents, and I end up looking like an edgy fuck
>>25586149
I just tell people that I don't talk about politics. Especially during elections. Arguing about politics is for politicians.
Sometimes though, when I get high on stimulants and make the mistake of going on 4chan, I will argue political points I don't even believe in for hours on end for teh lulz.
>>25586149
Anarchism is fucking stupid and doesn't make any sense
Debate me
>>25586550
Everything is fucking stupid and makes no sense
Why you can't get white girlfriend?
white women are all basic
>>25586131
what a self hating post in the op pic
my god
>>25586131
I can and I have. I've dated girls of different races and nationalities. I still regret not getting with that one black chick though. But maybe it was for the better. She was kind of crazy.
>bored at home
>bored outside
>bored all the time
its the right time to kill yourself
I know that feel OP
Everything I do is to pass the time until I die.
Why are we here
>>25586035
Have an adventure.
>Deutsche Gefuehle Strang
German Feels.
Picture is a book entitled "In 80 Orgasms around the World" It was written by a young German female who travelled around the world to fuck men of all races, creeds and cultures.
And of course it became a bestseller and was celebrated everywhere because muh feminist sexuality instead of evil German men
Women are part of the problem, not something that needs to be "protected". If anything, men need to be protected from women and the consequences it has when they gain political and cultural power
>>25585985
She has AIDS now?
>One person did something, oh no!
Dude, most people aren't like this. Most of the vocal people who think this is 'good' are in their mid twenties to late teens and will grow out of it.
Fucking get over it, people are always going to do annoying shit for attention. Want to know how to stop them? Ignore them.
>>25586044
>>One person did something, oh no!
Einzefaelle, Einzelfaelle, uberall nur Einzelfaelle...
>do research into numbers stations
>get scared of the dark again
Why do I do this to myself?
>>25585925
If you own a shortwave radio, just listen to some nice classical music on Radio Romania International or Radio Austria International, and everything will be good again.
>>25585925
Trying to catch a number station is pretty cool. With good weather conditions I can even catch UVB-76 on my handheld.
>>25585958
I'm in the Asia Pacific though. It's hard to pick up anything these days. I did find Radio Australia invaluable when I was on a cruise though. Couldn't get news information any other way.
>>25585997
The spookiest was Cherry Ripe. It was apparently trasmitted only a ten hours drive from where I live.
I never got to hear it live (I was too young to properly use a radio), but I've got a recording of it.
Numbers stations are still the best way to securely smuggle information. You might have a neighbour that uses one for reals.
Who /burning from both ends/ here?
>regrets and guilt from wasted opportunities and life on one side
>no desire to live because of that and anxiety from wasting even more time on the other side
That's me.
Wish I could just give up but then I feel even more pathetic.
Acceptance is the next stage, anon.
At that point you either move on or you stay still for years.
Don't stay still.
>>25585758
Define give up. What are you doing?
>>25585766
Acceptance will never come. I stood still for 6 years.
who else /onlygoodforsex/ here?
nobody will ever love me emotionally.
so you're getting depressed because you put absolutely no effort in your life?
Literally a hour a day to a hobby, do that for a month or 2 and you're good for something besides sex. You're telling me you're THAT lazy as to not do that in your life?
You're a piece a shit and I hope no one ever wants you for anything that isn't sex.
>>25585740
I do have hobbies but I haven't been able to find anyone in real life who'll like me for who I am.
I'm just too autistic. Maybe one day.
My only real relationship was because I found a strange balance between hiding emotions and behaving extrovertedly, looking back on it she treated sex like a drug she needed and deserved, I'd rather recede farther into emotionlessness than feel like my body is just a path for orgasm, I thought it was love, I wish I could be simple and unjudgemental
In my six years of 4chan the most replies Ive ever had was five replies. Can I please have some (You)s going please?
only if you started browsing after 18
I think the most I've gotten is around 20 or so
Here's you
>>25585445
>>25585453
im replying to this guy
Would you confuse me for an Arab /r9k/?
>>25585409
>confuse
but you are obviously a sandnigger of sorts
>>25585409
Shave your beard arabro.
I had an arab teacher who let his beard grow since he was 17, it looked like shit. You have beard potential, shave it until it looks good
Shave the pubes off your face and I wouldn't.
Who here /just want to fucking die/?
I am incapable of happiness; let me lie down a while.
>let me lie down a while
Why does reading that make me want to cry?
become an alcoholic bro lol
>>25585394
I'm 20 with no friends. Cannot purchase booze.
>so anon I take it that a young man like you is sexually active?
>>25585342
U tryna smash?
>>25585342
No one ever asks that. No one needs to know that.
>>25585342
>Does a faggot fart loud?
