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>be me, 22
>favorite music artist is coming to my home town
>buy ticket weeks in advance, 1st release because I'm so excited
>day of concert
>buy nice clothes
>new haircut
>spend all afternoon hyping myself
>arrive half an hour before event, front row standing
>starter DJ is playing, people slowly arriving
>1 hour later, lots of people there, proud of my front row spot
>main artist finally comes on
>holyshit.jpg
>music starts playing, people behind me going nuts
>two stacys suddenly push me out of the way and knock several others over
>wtf
>get pushed back to 2nd row behind stacys
>"I waited 2 hours for this spot and you just pushed in!"
>stacy says "so." then turns around and ignores me
>tell her she should let me back in front
>she tells bouncer at front im harassing her
>bouncer pulls me out of crowd over front barrier
>put on non-alcoholic list and sent to back of crowd
This was maybe the only thing I wanted to do this year and normies even took that away from me. Why the fuck even live
>going to a show by yourself
>>25585318
>Not allowed to enjoy things if you don't have anyone with you
>>25585347
i didn't say that. you should have gone with a friend. if you had a friend with you, you wouldn't have gotten double stacied like you did.
Pic-related.
Well, /r9k/ how highly does your gf rate you compared to the other guys she slept with, when you first started dating?
>>25585169
>power rankings
>Women
>Having empathy
>Ever
kek, I wonder when men will ever learn.
well i was more getting at was
>power rankings
like does she do the
1.
2.
POWER GAP
90001
?
kek
I think the desire for sex and for a girlfriend, and the lack of either of them are both destroying me mentally.
Is there any way of just getting rid of these desires, without them I figure I could be a relatively happy person. I'm starting to read up on chemical castration.
Can anyone give me the long and short on it? Is it availabe to anyone? Does it have any dangerous side effects? Whilst it reduces libido, it probably wouldn't affect my need for intimacy right?
why do u concern yourself so much over our junk, it's not like we're using it and if we were, u don't care right?
>>25585096
what do you mean by this?
are you a roastie or something?
Do you have any pets?
If so, then the solution is as easy as simply converting to the zoophile master race
If not, then get a pet, then convert to the master race
What stage are you at?
Talking about your life here.
Somewhere in between depression and anger.
None of those
denial desu, Im too young for this shit
Good morning, wagecuck. It's your last day before your two days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
>>25585028
But I phoned in sick today.
>>25585028
you're a little early. having problems sleeping?
>>25585028
How do I convince my parents I don't want to be a wagecuck?
I'm 25 and they've been ramping up their nagging lately. I don't want them to stop paying for my apartment. What should I do?
>tfw you finally taste your own pre-cum
i wonder what sweet pussy juice tastes like
no roasties
>>25584911
yea it's pretty hot anon
only tasted my own so far tho, would love to try some variety from other sources....
>>25584911
you're no stranger to tasting other men's cum though, right?
What do you even do with a girl once you convince her to be your girlfriend?
She tells you what to do and life is easier for it
>hold hands
>tell each other how much you're in love
>kiss and hug all the time
>care for each other
>give each other warmth
>do stuff like going to the park or drinking coffee and making out
>watch movies
>cuddle
>make love
Fuck her holes, only reason to get one.
TFW can't do /nofap/
>Work in a office
>some hot grills, 8/10
>some grill's are like 5/10 but still imagine a way to find them sexy to fap to
>go to the toilets and fap as soon as any of them give me any sort of sexual throught.
>have fapped to nearly every grill in my department
Why is it so hard
>>25584571
This is why you need no fap, to die down your sex drive. By fapping all day you are creating those desires in you to come back everyday. You aren't sending a message to your body to slow down your sex drive because you utilize everyday through fapping. Do no fap for at least 10 days and you'll see a major difference.
>>25584600
Thanks anon, I'll try. Does it also improve sexual performance I.e duration
>>25584840
Why would you care about duration? It's not like you're fucking them.
Better to keep to duration as short as possible so you can always do a quicky when bored.
Don't you wish you were white?
Chinese, Korean and Japanese aka the high IQ asians are honorary whites.
Sure being white comes with the heavy burden of being blamed for everything but that's okay. I would rather struggle in life than to get handouts like black people and arabs flooding white lands.
>>25584467
oh look l, its this thread again. this is like the 6th race bait thread you've made today. shilling overtime are we?
>>25584490
Not a race bait. Europeans, And north east asians created pretty much everything. Arabs and other asians contributed a little but blacks literally did nothing.
If blacks never existed the world would be as advanced as it is today if not even more.
>>25584467
Wow being an honorary white. Thanks anon feels good to finally be recognized
>tfw your dad gets drunk and hits both you and your mom because you're not enough of a man to stop him
I didn't ask to be this soft and girly
keked friendo
>>25584444
Misery isn't funny you stupid meannie.
>>25584475
My quads says it is though.
Why the fuck hasn't M.a.s.t.e.r.chan been taken down yet?
I strongly advise against visiting unless you want your front door kicked down.
what happened?ilovedolphindick
>>25584429
I'd better not tell you.
It's kinda disgusting desu.
Just know that it should be gone by now but for some reason the authorities haven't dealt with it. Lift your fucking game feds.
>>25584485
You're a fucking faggot go back to reddit
ITT: times you were alpha
>walk into liquorland
>grab a coke and energy drink
>go up to counter
>old wrinkly vagina bitch who is getting no dick behind counter
>tells me she needs to see proof of age id
>bitch refuses to serve me on to the sole purpose that she will never fuck somebody as young and handsome as me ever again in her miserable life
>dont have proof of age id on me
>state at her for a solid 10 seconds until she continues to act all bitchy towards me and tells me to leave
>tell her 'oh ok, i do have id on me, hold up im just gonna grab a few more things'
>grab a random assortment of bottles off the shelves
>bring to counter
>counter is filled with shit ive got off the shelves
>looking in my bag pretending to look for id
>tell her that my id is in car and that ill be right back
>left the shop and didn't come back, miserable old cunt had to restock the shelves all by herself
always have a grand ol kek at these miserable old cunts who are bitchy towards me just because i am good looking
Pretty fucking based senpai
You sound like a faggot desu
>>25584253
upvoate if you came from /sp/ XDD
Are the escorts on backpage legit? Wanna bang a 9/10 and not sure if real. Called a number and a women picked up, but I just hung up lol.
>>25584227
This looks like a man
>>25584230
no it doesn't. breh.
back int he good old days women like this were punished with the cucking stool https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cucking_stool
Can anyone who's tried not pooping for as long as possible give more info about it?
Some people die that way.
>>25584070
My grade 11 bio teacher told the class about holding his poo for a week
He had to get his poop surgically removed
>>25584122
does a how-to exist?
what keywords should I search for info
protecting your nation from mass immigration is not white supremacy.
>>25584063
protecting it by shitposting is effective too
why do so many nationalist/patriots pretend they love their country so much when the reality is they just hate those less fortunate then them? just be honest with yourselves and let the world know you are just a bag of hate. Stop pretending like you're this noble person in love with your country. You just hate foreigners.
>>25584187
you're wrong about me though. im a foreigner
