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If you were able to be reborn anywhere else in the world, assuming you get to keep your personality, where would it be?
If it was up to me, I'd choose either Finland, because of it's top notch education, or the US, because I hate my country.
>>29142840
>Sweden
Because being a millennial in the US has taught me that I'm just filthy, racist oppressor. All I want now is to be cucked by literal gangs of BBC.
>tfw people will think I'm baiting, even though I'm not.
Iceland or greenland, less people. Plus i love cold weather
>>29142840
If you don't like being american move overseas and pretend you're canadian
solved
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
yeah im not going to a single one of those
fuck you nerd
>>29142832
Woah haha soon deep dude! Fuck society!
Hey have you seen fight club?
>>29142832
Plenty of alternate lifestyles exist. If you want something different, go
for it.
>Suck at video games despite spending so much time playing them
>Pre-order Overwatch because it's pretty fun during the open beta
>It gets released
>Suck ass at it even after 20 hours
Literally the first time I've ever pre-ordered a game, assuming early access doesn't count. Never again. I can't think of a single game I'm not terrible at.
>>29142831
Cheer up buddy.
Practice makes perfection
Are you actually attempting to improve yourself or are you just casually playing it? There's a huge difference between them.
Stop playing multiplayer games. The last one I used to play regularly was TF2 years ago before it was hat simulator or F2P. I kind of miss it sometimes to be honest.
>wake up at 2PM as usual
>remember that I promised my mommy that I would clean the bathroom right away when I woke up
>invest about 15 minutes of incredibly hard-work in doing this
>my back hurts like hell while I'm doing this since I weigh 350lbs but I endure it
>go to the kitchen where I see my mommy
>tell her that I cleaned the bathroom, demand my good boy points
>starts laughing and tells me that she's not going to give me any since I'm 24 and apparently "too old" for this system now
>walk back to my room in tears
What am I supposed to do with this roastie whore? I have a few hidden piss bottles in my room, should I teach her a lesson with them? I just don't think I can survive in this life without the good boy points system, fuck.
Help me out, robots.
>>29142800
Start smashing dishes
>>29142800
Swing your diaper off and unload everywhere in the kitchen and empty shit and piss jugs in her gas tank and demand tendies
>>29142800
kill her bro
she disrespected you and broke your trust
that's unacceptable
prove to her you're an alpha superior being and decimate her physical form
How does he manage to pull it off?
Does the reviewer know no bounds?
>>29142791
>shirts 3.79
>spends more on his food than he does on his suits
A top lad and a true reviewer
>no belt
>tie tucked into pants
>ill fitting suit
come on nigga step your shit up. get that shit tailored at least
Life goals. What are goals you always wanted to complete in your life, robots?
druglord or bloodthirsty dictator
A threesome with escorts
Being able to afford a house or apartment with a nice reading room.
>wifes son beat me up again
im crying here guys
>getting beaten up by your wife's son
lol you must be a weakling faggot
>>29142673
There there anon, no tears, onIy dreams now
>>29142673
maximum cuckery
>you're not a virgin, are you anon?
Yeah.
You're not wearing your seatbelt slut.
uh...n-no.........!
>>29142640
Kek what robot would ever be in this situation?
And you can spin the virginity by saying you're waiting for a girl you love. I had a Chad friend who pulled the shit and it works, so maybe you need to be somewhat desirable in the first place
>tfw wristlet
I wish post birth abortion was allowed until after puberty so I and every other wristlet, manlet and dicklet could be culled from the gene pool
Funny part is, even then I'm sure the remaining people would find a way to stratify themselves into a hierarchy based purely on who won the genetic lottery.
>tfw even teenagers have bigger manlier wrists than me
fucking ayy lmao dude.
>tfw just practiced piano for 4 hours straight
>back hurts from sitting on the stool
Vyvanse turns me from a boring lazy sperg into a full-blown autistic savant. 10/10 drug would recommend
>>29142376
Where do you get it from?
How much does it cost?
i wanna buy motivation
>>29142384
Prescription, just see a psychiatrist and tell him you can't focus and always drift off. Don't say "I want Vyvanse" or even "I think I have ADHD", that might make him skeptical. Doesn't matter anyway, psychs love pushing drugs on anyone they can find.
Vyvanse might not be available where you live, but Adderall/Ritalin/etc definitely will.
>>29142376
my girlfriend takes vyvanse shit as she says she has ADHD
when shes off it shes a child
when shes on it she's awesome
what gives
There is literally no reason to be depressed in this day and age, why don't you go outside for a few minutes? I promise you will feel 10x better
>>29142370
>horrible mental and physical health issues
>broke as fuck
>living in a second world country
>LOL DUDE JUST ENJOY LIFE WHY ARE YOU SO SAD LOL
kys
>go outside
>smell of fresh air
>couples walking around
>people starring at me like I'm a convicted killer
I want to be back in my room
I like my sperm smell
I hate people
/r9k/ accepts me
troll thread - ignore it
What's the story behind these photos? I've seen quite a few of them but I have never get to know who it was and why was he doing that.
You must be the newest person on this board. If you had been here more than a month or so there is no way you wouldnt know.
shoo shoo
>>29142375
That's bollocks
>>29142375
ye ive been here for approximately a month. I guess no one is born as a robot
>ywn go back in time to save your pornfu from ever doing porn and become your pure qt gf
why even live...
So, who's your pornfu /r9k/?
Lexi Belle
I don't fap to her btw.
>>29142311
>watches porn to get off
>is disgusted by girls doing porn
Are you mentally ill or something?
>>29142350
Not op, but yeah basically how I feel too
>be black
>massive case of yellow fever
>middle eastern normies all make fun of me because asians are "shit taste" to them
>they all have an obsessive fetish for tall blonde white women
>their advances are never successful
>laugh at them for being "loyal" to dumb, basic white roasties who are completely useless as people and would never even consider dating them
>still show them pictures of japanese models to anger them and they and criticize the models like how old white women do
>they also say Chinese women suck and are only good at "cooking and cleaning"
How delusional are minority normies that obsess over and then whiteknight these vapid white roasties that would never even have sex with them? It's mind boggling.
>>29142296
>>their advances are never successful
Didn't the pre-Mongol Arabs make a ton of scientific/mathematic advances?
>>29142313
I'm talking about their romantic or sexual advances towards white women.
Anyone with a fetish for women outside of his own race is a self hating cuck.
Ask an asexual man anything
>>29142282
what is the square root of watermelon?
Sup man, Fem asexual here
>>29142282
What do you jack off to?
