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Has anyone ever called you autistic irl? My mom did today
My friends dad asked him if I was autistic
>>29147168
who cares, your mom's a fag. she was probably shitposting.
People don't really know about autism here.
My mum did tell me to go to a shrink a few times
>tfw you will never know the joy of bringing life into the world
>tfw you will never experience the ultimate bond of mother and child
were we born as men just to suffer?
>a jap couple having kids
spotted the historical inaccuracy in op's image
>>29147157
What really hurts is that I will never be able to fuck a hot guy, get his child then dump him since I finally have what I needed from him (A cute son to ss).
Literally fuck off and kill yourself. God I fucking hate natalists so much.
I think i might be a pedophile /r9k/.
So i've always been atracted to girls my age and older and this never even ocured to me until a couple of days earlier. I was looking at a picture of a 8-10 year old girl and i got a full erection and now i can't get the idea out of my head that i might be a pedophile. The very thought of having sex with a girl that age and that i might be a monster makes me sick to the stomach and i'm considering suicide right now. i'm a 19 yo hkv and this has never happened to me before. Thoughts?
i also would like to add that i've never been sexualy abused as a child which is strange considering that that's what supposeddly makes most pedophiles
common guys it's not like i can talk to my parents about this i need your help
reported to the F.B.I. enjoy your time in jail jagoff
Oh hey there wagies, sorry I havent put on my normie clothes yet. I just slept for 12 hours straight and I just havent gotten the need to get out of my comfy sweats.
Dont worry though, when I go to subway Ill put on some jeans. Hmm, maybe Ill stop by the library as well and check out a new book. I just finished the Lovecraft series again, I should really move onto something new. Anyways, tick tock and all that. Happy Wednesday.
>>29147115
Thisthread got Thisguy Seal of Approval.
Hey neet bro
How do you manage to live like this
Ive been neet for 3 weeks and I have no money left and im scared im gonna get evicted next month.
>>29147115
Does anyone actually have normie clothes here?
Will you be a 40 year old virgin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t8tebs5ptI
>>29147087
definitely. i'll probably have all of my permanent teeth at 40 too. so what?
In 20 years
what kind of wizardly gift do you receive at 40?
On /r9k/, robots worship cute, child-looking girls?
Just think about it, all /r9k/-famous girls are either teenagers or child-looking girls. Erica, Eliza, Katya, Anzu, Rose, Ashley, Lauren, Crispy, etc.
What is the cause of this?
Do robots feel intimidated by "hot girls" that normal men in real life worship, so they just worship the "cute" ones instead?
Do robots feel attracted to cute girls because they feel like they're innocent, virginous, and less likely to judge them as hot girls would?
Do robots feel attracted to these girls because they look the most like their anime cartoons?
Discuss.
All men are attracted to cute girls because cute girls are extremely feminine and femininity is extremely attractive
all the above
erewr32
>>29147022
>Do robots feel attracted to cute girls because they feel like they're innocent, virginous?
I don't know about others but for me that's exactly the reason.
>tfw you cut your butthole pooping again
Another two months of shitting blood here I come.
>>29146954
What went wrong?
www
>>29146954
You just need to eat more chicken tendies
Drink more dihydrogen monoxide.
It's a beautiful day outside, why aren't you at the beach?
Because it's raining and I'm ugly with no friends.
>>29146949
Because some of us have work
>>29146992
>Because it's raining and I'm ugIy with no friends.
:^(
I need some criticism on who's in the wrong here
>University house with 4 riends
>All put in 400 pound deposit
>One or more of them puts a hole in the wall
>I say I don't want to pay for it out of my deposit
>They come from much more wealthy families
>Huge arguments all day, probably lost them all as friends but I don't care
>>29146888
youre not in the wrong...they made the hole.
The fact that you need the approval of random people in the internet about your acts should tell you what you need to know.
>>29146968
So if you lived with someone and they put a hole in the wall, you'd be fine paying for it?
What would /r9k/ do ? Would you stay with her or would you go?
This thread is still live over there. Op seams like a good person in a hard position.
>>29146953
Scratch that he just became a cuck.
> I don't think I have the right to be mad at her for what happend before we got together.
>>29146828
I would leave, without a doubt. I form my relationships on the assumption that we are both virgins.
Who else pees in the shower here /r9k/? it cant only be me
Loads of people do, anon.
Shitting in the shower on the other hand....
You actually save a fuckload of water by peeing in shower, it's a very normie thing to do. My country actually has commercial posters for that, pee in shower, save water.
>>29146748
i used too until one day my shower drain got backed up and my bathroom started to smell like piss
There's a post on here every day now about how big dicks are objectively better and how if you don't have a big dick women will never like you. Please stop. It's a bunch of bullshit porn memes.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3220940/The-perfect-penis-SMALLER-think-Women-prefer-slightly-average-appendages-bothered-size-long-term-relationship.html
This link shows that the ideal penis size is slightly above average. Remember this is the ideal. Women will still like a 5.2 inch penis which is the average. You guys need to stop believing porn.
>most women do not like have their cervix smashed which is going to happen if your penis is 7+ inches
>above 5 inches in girth starts being a problem for many women. 5.5+ and blowjobs become a chore and sex takes a lot more prep. 6+ and blowjobs and quickies are impossible.
Also next time you watch porn look at what's going on. The average porn penis is about 6.5 inches in length and 5.25 inches in girth. They only look huge because of camera angles, the guys are short, and the women are short.
Also if you notice when they have sex the guy almost never goes all the way in. Usually they have 2-3 inches still out. This is because the camera needs to see the penetration which means the guy and girl can't be completely next to each-other. It's also partly because being pounded by all 7 inches of a dick for an hour is painful.
Stop believing porn memes.
Stop thinking your girl will cheat on you because you penis isn't huge.
Stop believing the meme the different races have different average size. This has never been proven and all those charts you see are based on shitty medical journals from the 1800's where racist doctors just wanted to enforce stereotypes.
It doesn't matter what women will actually like, it's what they think they like and what society has told them to like that matters
which is big dicks
>a sane and reasonable post on /r9k/
You just don't get how things work here do you bud?
>unironically talking about our penis size
Lewd
I think that my little sister is turning into a NEET. All she does is lay around and watch anime all day.
>>29146616
P-post her face please?
>>29146616
Why are you standing in the dark?
Does she even know you're there?
>>29146616
Dat's some fruit booty, jussayin
My life goal is to become a neet but not live with my parents. How can I live alone and become a neet?
Fact; Size matters
Another fact; race doesn't matter.
Another fact; i'm eating chicken and rice
>>29146642
Oh but it does
This family moves in to your neighborhood.
What do you do?
Organize a lynch mob.
>>29146553
Don't ever talk to them / ignore them.
Say hi, get delicious tea and food from time to time and sometimes invite them over to return the favor
Pls dont ban me for being such a sicko
