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I got this from my oneitis today. I need advice /r9k/
Also woman hate thread
>>29144735
>woman tells you to fuck off politely
>be a salty cunt about it
sure is beta in here
>>29144735
So what's going on? If I had to guess I'd say you've been pushing for love and she's not interested?
>>29144735
Just go off on her and tell her to go fuck herself.
How do you escape wagecuckery?
Aside from suicide that is.
>>29144733
Move into a country with big neet/autismbucks
>>29144733
Move to Sweden or Bulgaria
>>29144753
But I already have no life. I imagine moving to a foreign country would make my already slim chances of getting one non-existant.
>staying at girlfriend's parents house
>they make me go on walks and shit everyday
>just want to sit and look at /r9k/ on my phone
Im fucking infuriated. Girlfriend isnt even that hot....
>>29144732
>Having a girlfriend
>In /r9k/
They take you for walks because they know you're a little bitch
>>29144732
I like walking, but why the fuck are you even here? Kissless virgins only.
>of the millions of years of humanity's existence, you were born in the era of feminism
hang in there brah, the VR gfs are just around the corner
>>29144730
hows the 8th grade going, oh wait sorry its summer you'll be a big strong 9th grader soon!
>>29144730
>millions of years of humanity's existence
it's been like 200k years tops
I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE TO TALK TO BECAUSE IT'S AN ODD SITUATION.
BASICALLY MY BFF/EX GF JUST CONFESSED THAT SHE MIGHT BE IN LOVE WITH ME. THE THING IS I JUST GOT INTO A RELATIONSHIP A MONTH BEFORE AND I REALLY LIKE MY GF AND I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE HER OR ANYTHING IT'S JUST SO WEIRD. LAST YEAR I NEVER HAD A GF AND THIS YEAR I HAD 2 AND MY FIRST KISS BUT GUYS WTF DO YOU SAY TO A FRIEND WHO LOVES U
>>29144698
Get out filthy normalfaggot
>>29144716
>>29144698
no please stay... the robots make me sad :'(
She's only saying that because you have a gf now. If you didn't have a gf your friend wouldn't say she loves you.
>someones knocking at the door
>mom isn't home
>>29144690
ls it the pizza delivery man?
>>29144699
are you fucking insane? I'm not going to go check who it is
Because that fucking ROASTIE OF A CUNT WHORE MOTHER OF MINE SHOULD BE DOING HER JOB AND OPENING THE DOOR FOR ME
NO VISITORS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29144734
NO VISITORS. NO REMORSE.
>spend 18 hours a day on your computer
>don't make it look nice
Why?
so you like little girls huh? that's cool
>>29144610
very cute and comfy
>the one time my mums laptap broke and she wanted to use mine until it got fixed
bitch you aren't fucking my shit up with viruses like yours you computer illiterate asshole. that's what you get for ignoring my advice
>tfw miles is a kiddiefucker
>What do you do all day on the computer?
>4chan
>YouTube
>articles about celebrities
>vidya
Pretty much
>>29144614
You say that to your parents?
Ignore my orbiters
Did any of your friends ever play around in a kinda gay way before? (no homo)
just the usual stuff like willy wars and bum bandits
We used see how big each other's dick was. It was about the same.
lots of Gay Chicken from this one guy, and I always lost, but he had a couple gfs in highschool, BUT never as an adult. Sometimes I wonder
Should I get facefucked by an anonymous Chad from craigslist behind my girlfriend's back? What she doesn't know won't hurt her - right?
You should gas yourself before we do within the next decade, filth. Day of the rope is coming soon
>>29144457
Do it, faggot. Make sure you swallow
>>29144477
Aaaaay! Gas the kikes race war now.
Hey /r9k/, I was wondering if there were any robot skype groups that I would be able to join. I don't demand much so one where normies and roasties run rampant would be okay too, I just need to talk to people since I'm so lonely in the psychward
Post your Skype or add me.
Skype: hack_blastard
>>29144463
Do not add this guy he has had a girlfriend and kissed her
>>29144513
Still, I'm desperate for some form of human contact not with these nuttjobs from the mental ward so I'll take anyone
Have you noticed that...
On /r9k/, robots worship cute, child-looking girls?
Just think about it, all /r9k/-famous girls are either teenagers or child-looking girls. Erica, Eliza, Katya, Anzu, Rose, Ashley, Lauren, Crispy, etc.
What is the cause of this?
Do robots feel intimidated by "hot girls" that normal men in real life worship, so they just worship the "cute" ones instead?
Do robots feel attracted to cute girls because they feel like they're innocent, virginous, and less likely to judge them as hot girls would?
Do robots feel attracted to these girls because they look the most like their anime cartoons?
Discuss.
>>29144377
"cute girls" don't look like stacey.and guess what, stacey is a degenerate that cheats with chad
>>29144427
But, according to /r9k/, all women would cheat with Chad if given the chance.
>>29144478
not cute girls, that are innocent and pure.
Look at this face, would she cheat on Chad? No.
>he virgin walked towards me
>and seriously asked me out
what does a virgin walk look like
>>29144413
Its a meme dont mind it
>>29144413It's just a jump to the left.
Ejaculation of semen into vagina without protection
Discuss and why is everything so gravy forever afterwards the first one?
What's it like cumming into someone's pussy unprotected?
How do guys last more than 2 minutes having sex?
>>29144439
Life affirmingly good
>>29144439
i guess its the pyhysical exhaustion and the fact that the thrust frequency during sex is way lower than the masturbation frequency for normal people
>a entire team takes years to make a shitty 2d game
>this guy makes a 3d game in a year
>3d anime porn game of adventure time
I demand you losers start to found him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Fd8j-QOCo
pic unrelated:^)
>fenoxo makes $45,000/month
>creates two new furry futa urta clones
>no other new content
>Entire team of people spend almost $4,000,000 to make terrible 2D side scrolling game. Releases a trailer which insults it's own players.
>Different team of people spend $2,000,000 to make huge 3D worlds filled with life and adventure, releases a trailer everyone loves.
>team makes game that is shit but everyone loves the trailerthanks for bumping guysi know you doing this for youselfs, you sick fucks, but still
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