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>Car you drive make/year/model
>How much did it cost
>Did you buy it yourself
post pic
>1995 Nissan Pathfinder
>$1000
>Yes
>1997 Infiniti
>$2000 plus that again in repairs because previous owners didn't take care of it at all
>no, thank god
>2009 Honda civic ex-l (top model, minus navigation)
>$24,900
>bought it with the help of my mom, brand new. Gradually paid her back
Honestly love this car. 107,000 km of just basic maintenance. Only extra cost was the horn going out.
Vtec for life. I might not have a girl in my life, but at least I have a reliable car :*)
2000 Subaru Outback
>5000
>no, gift
It was given to me after my dad got another subaru
Subaru makes the best reliable cars and 160k miles and it only needs new head gaskets
Glad i have a car that wont break down for another 150k+ miles
why the fuck are so many of you overweight?
i'm a complete shut in and hardly ever get any excercise but i'm a healthy weight
i literally do nothing but sit at my computer all day
just don't fucking eat so god damn much and eat healthier foods
>>29145789
how do you know that youre at a healthy weight?
>>29145789
You may think that you're healthier than fatties, but you're not. Everyone pays for being inactive, some with more obvious physical displays than others.
>>29145789
Show proof that you're not fat or you're fat, normie.
ITT: We post our YouTube subscription list and judge others
I'll start
>idubbz
>frank
>h3
Standard cringe. But nice asmr channels you got there.
>>29145831
>dashie games
>literally 11 year old humor
>>29145907
Still watch abit of him every now and then but not really entertaining I agree. Mostly just too lazy to unsubscribe and the videos provide a source of noise in the background while I do other things.
>tfw dream about having sex with my dad
I feel disgusted on so many levels.
I wish I wasn't gay.
At least you feel disgusted. Some retards would take pride on having such a disgusting twited mind.I'm talking about your father thingy. Nowadays most people don't give a shit if you are straight or gay. There are worse things out therelike furries
If you want to stop being such a pervert, stop lurking 4chan. Just limit yourself to the normie places of the internet (youtube, social networks...)
>>29145819
idk if that will help, I've had these thoughts my whole life. Doesn't help that my dad was absent for most of my life too...
>>29145734
i had dreams like that with both my mom and dad
What is the story behind this picture?
>>29145702
still waiting for the jew to post
>>29145702
Fertile American Jewesses celebrate Israeli Chad's financial support to Eliza.
>>29145702
Is that her hotter sister?
Oyy! This is a fine specimen.
>>29145667
I dunno, there appears to be some white residue under that titty.
>>29145667
they have no waists or curves or any sort of body
theyre just all breast, not even nice breasts too. just disgusting saggy fleshbags
disgusting
>>29145667
Fuck the white woman kill that black abomination.
Say it with me robots:
PRESIDENT CLINTON
How will Bill feel about being the first First Gentleman? That's a pretty cucked position.
>>29145662
all I see is the failings of the american justice system.
>>29145684
Bill's a Bull
Why are females objectively bad at any video game?
Literally any female that picks up any form of video game seems to hit a skill wall which is basically the start.
They either end up taking WAY too long to do extremely basic things, or they end up just mashing
and hoping it will carry them through against others who are actually competent.
Pic related is an example as something they are completely unheard of in, smash4 is more friendly to new comers
but they still can't grasp the most basic concepts in even that game.
This isn't restricted to fighters either, you've all player with a "girl" gamer at one point online
and regardless if they're actually female, they were absolutely HORRID at the game, you'd be better off if they weren't
even there. Which is really saying something.
Ontop of this they gravitate to absolute shit games such as league of legends, and yet still hit a skill ceiling extremely early on
normally getting stuck in the bottom ranks of the game, only to be carried out by some mouth breathing beta.
Just thought about this when responding to a different thread, so really, why are females just shit at games?
>>29145642
My sister won a PS4 from a Super Smash Bros tournament.
Mostly because they just don't fucking care, and most women that legitimately do "get into" vidya are mentally handicapped in some way.
Smash is a shit game. At least promote a quality video game like league of legends.
Almost every day there's that thread, and multiple times inside each thread, that involves the poster talking about how he will kill himself or how depressed he is or how bad his life is etc etc.
Why? I'm going to say that I don't actually believe that most of these users are authentic. Sure, every now and then there will be a suicidal person but mostly it isn't. It's just an overreacting faggot.
It's interesting hearing sad stories here, or people's current lives but the meme of self-pity and attention has to stop. It's normie-tier behaviour; cry and be comforted. However, this soon leads to behaviour in which you cry for the sake of crying, your attention seeking behaviour no longer recipes attention. You'll probbaly now think that you're "depressed" and move onto suicide. "Boohoo guys, how can I kill myself?" You're still not genuine. Eventually you step it up again. Needing to seek validation for your actions, you actually begin to participate on acts of self harm or taking hard drugs. You now feel accepted. You can moan and groan about your life, you now feel accepted into robot culture.
But you're not. Your current situation is founded on a false notion of playing along with the crowd.
It's the EXACT SAME with NORMIES, they play along with the crowd and soon enough they become the crowd, due to social urges. You think you're superior to them becuae you haven't fallen into social traditions or fashions but, if you think this while, at the same time, participate in self-pitying suicidal robot culture, you're no better. You've still been pressured into a community and are as pathetic (hurr, but I am pathetic!! Suicidal robot here XDXD), of not more, than normies.
>>29145619
So deep.
You must feel like a real robot now, right?
>>29146195
No, I am not a "real robot". I'm tall, athletically gifted, gifted in my studies and am relatively good looking. I simply come here to escape "normie culture", laugh at the memes and to listen to stories of moderate social anxiety, as I am relatively shy.
>>29146268
This explains so much. >>>/out/
>tfw don't want to be fat but food is the only thing in life that makes you happy
why is everything so hard
>>29145600
If you're fat, odds are that your parents are too and it's all their fault for having you.
Just puke it up after eating
>>29145608
my parents are fat but the old kind of fat, not obese fat
>>29145630
i did this before with ice cream and felt terrible afterwards and ate another pint. not gonna do that again
I am a poorfag, once a month I buy a lottery ticket. If I ever win, I will go on a pilgrimage to Isla Vista. I will also specifically go to Girsh park where Elliot went in despair after realising he had lost the Powerball jackpot.
There is another anon here who frequently makes posts about him playing the lottery (using this same OP image) and I really enjoy those threads
>>29145598
I bought my first Lottery ticket when I went out shopping with my mother one day. We stopped at Ralph's where I noticed the Lottery machine. I did not know anything about the Lottery, so I asked my mother about it. She told me how it works and taught me how to buy a ticket. Each ticket provides a very small chance of winning millions of dollars, and the jackpot could rise to the hundreds of millions. I could not believe it. I did not know such a thing existed! After buying my ticket, I felt thrilled with the prospect of having a chance to become a multi-millionaire. That ticket, of course, did not win. And neither would any of the tickets I buy after it, but they would give me hope.
I never thought nor cared about money before I turned 18, because I was still living like a child, with my parents handling the money and giving me the things I needed. However, the more older I grew, the more I realized how important money was, and the more obsessed I would become about getting rich. This obsession, which was barely taking root at the time, sparked a long relationship the Lottery that would only end in disappointment and despair.
>>29145598
Lotteries are taxes on stupid.
Think of it this way. You are MUCH more likely to be struck by lightning while on your way to buy the lotto ticket. Yet no one ever expects that to happen. Why would the lotto be different?
>>29147085
"Hope is a dangerous thing"
Went to the doctor today
>Scheduled early in the morning
>Knew i had to take a piss sample
>Didn't piss when i woke up
>Arrived, took a piss
sweetrelief.png
>QT3.14 doctor takes the piss sample
>She's smiling and is really nice, bordering on flirty
>As i'm handing it over to her i notice something floating in the glass
>There's quite a lot of it
wut
>Think about it as she's leaving the room
>Then i realize
>I forgot to clean the pipes after last nights fap session
>There was a noticable ammount of cum in that glass
>Doctor slowly enters the room with the look of absolute disgust and really rushes to get me done
So how was your day?
>>29145583
it's mormal desu
pre cum builds up in the phallus just from getting an erection, doc was just made he had to hold hot piss
>>29145614
Still embarrasing as fuck man. I'll never forget that face
>>29145583
>Doctor getting disgusted about gross things produced by the body in a profession dealing with gross shit daily.
C'mon, she's probably more disgusted about the paperwork and shit working conditions she has to deal with.
Robots help i need to present for my history final and im too fucking scared to go in front of the class and present wat do
>>29145517
Write up one on a subject your teacher will censor. Doubly effective with female tutor.
>>29145565
I'm in class right now and I'm going to be up after like 2 other people
>>29145517
im sure by now you've already presented so tell me how did it go anon? are you glad its over ?
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
MAKE SURE TO DO YOUR BEST TODAY AND STAY POSITIVE!!!
It's 5pm and I still haven't taken that shower I was gonna take at 9am.
I'm feeling very negative today.
>>29145699
Nice Dubs!
You should do something fun like eat something tasty or play a game! You have to want to be happy!
>>29145629
It's probably too late to take a shower now so you'll have to get up and do it tomorrow.
>the day you found out you were the person in your group that nobody actually liked
>people think you're boring and say "hey anon, you should talk more."
>start talking more
>now they think you're annoying
>>29145978
Every time.
>never talk
>"haha are you limited to 5 words a day? when did you last speak this week?"
>try to overcome my anciety and open up a bit more
>they ignore you and tell you to shut up
why are they so autistic?
>tfw parents forced me to go to a school trip with my class few years back
>tfw best friend kept avoiding me and leaving me behind
>tfw didn't confront him because no other friends
Kinda glad I don't have any close friends now, at least now I can't get hurt again
