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I'm 5'10" , and I feel like a little boy. Women are constantly approaching my height if not taller, and most every men is taller than me. They are real men, they are big and tall, I'm skinny and small. If I lost a single inch I would kill myself. /fit/ says get fit but whats the fucking point when taller guys just get fit and they are better?
(fellow) Menlets, I want to ask you, HOW DO YOU COPE ON A DAILY BASIS?
>>29151813
i fap to shemales all day, play a little bit of vidya and i don't go out much at all
this is how i cope with being 5'7
>be 5'10"
>sometimes feel quite tall and tower over a lot of people
>other times feel like a tiny wood elf who gets towered by women and children
>>29151813
wow man my age is secret and I'm 6'2"
>kissless virgin
>spend entire semester talking to some girl
>end up falling for her
>ask her out
>she accepts
>she admits she is afraid of intimacy, likes to kiss but nothing else
>warns me that sex and such may not happen until a few months in, maybe in years
>don't care a girl actually likes me
>two weeks later
>end up making out and her sucking me off
>no longer kissless clearly
>next week end up fingering her
>sex is on the horizion
what the fuck
suddenly everything i wanted is happening
Just curious, are you good looking?
How old are you, OP? I want to know if there's hope.
>>29151791
>spend entire semester talking to some girl
stopped reading there
where do you even manage this without the bitch telling you to fuck off two lines into a conversation
My obsession with eliza has become debilitating. I usually enjoy crying, it makes me feel better. But this morning, I started crying because I was thinking about how I'll never be with her and the tears would not stop flowing. I finally had to get drunk to make it stop. I don't know what I'll do if this becomes a regular occurrence.
she's 16, get a legal waifu.
>>29151756
Keep drinking till yout run out of booze then drink bleach faggot
>>29151756
jesus christ, stop posting this cunt face, nobody with a fucking brain likes her, she is just a boring attention whore
Should I go robots?
Hey you live really close to me. I'm in Brookfield.
Let's go crash this black kid's party together
WGT : THICK
>>29151708
I found this on the ground, so I'm not sure we'd be able to get inside. It does say that we need to RSVP.
Whats with that meme, that girls want rich men?
I am 19 and have a net worth of about 500 000.
But women still treat me like the biggest fucking piece
of shit there is. I have tried to use my wealth to
my advantage with girls, but they simply dont
care.
Srsly? What am I doing wrong Meanwhile
underclass chad, who can even afford a car
gets all the upper class women, Stacys and
normie girls alike.
>>29151677
>But women still treat me like the biggest fucking piece of shit there is
that might be because you are
>he thinks 500k is a lot of money
>>29151677
>only 500k
stay pleb pleb you can only get about as far as someone can throw you on that with a girl they dgaf til you get into the millions and start showing that you have it, like buying a huge fucking house pussy kys nerd
What does receiving a blowjob feel like?
Bags of sand
Original
>>29151514
depends on the girl. honestly, 99% of blowjobs I get I have to tolerate. It takes a real hungry slut to suck my cum out. most of them do the exact same thing where they just pump as hard and fast as tehy can and don't enjoy themselves. this one black girl trated my cock like an ice cream cone and i plastered her tonsils with my DNA. She was good. Most aren't.
>>29151514
Pretty fucking terrible/amazing.
Last girl that blew me didn't know shit, seemed like she just watched a lot of porn and went off that..
Seriously like she'd just full out smash her face on my dick over and over and do it really fast. Sometimes slow, but wasn't always that good.
>tfw 25 (twentyfive) year old kissless virgin
>>29151455
hire a whore you autist
>>29151473
>implying she would have sex with me
>>29151455
don't waste the last of your 20s anon
Robots over 25, do you work? Live on your own?have/had friends/GFs?
28. work a little online. live with mother. no friends no gf.
>>29151453
I work making a little less than 40k a year in an office. I live in my father's basement who hates me. I had friends in elementary and they all abandoned me in middle school. Never had a gf hence why I am a kissless virgin. I tried online dating but never got any replies back to those I messaged and fat single mothers were the only ones that messaged me first. I should probably kill myself.
28 live in parent's garage
used to be homeless at 17. supported myself from 17-25.have worked in like 4 years. trying to get disability.
have had 4 gfs 3 bf
What do people mean when they say go outside? Like what specifically are you supposed to do outside? Walk? Get the boys together and play wiffleball? I have absolutely no idea. And why do normies think such a vague idea is some kind of real solution
>>29151341
They mean go outside when your friends are doing anything. Go to some places with friends or only hang out with friends. Don't stay in the house the whole time, you'll miss out on your life and possible new friends or experiences, even if it is just a nice conversation.
>>29151341
I dont understand this either. Its like go outside yeah when youre 7. Its like go outside and do what fucking walk in the desert? Theres nothing at all to do here and nobody is doing anything anywhere. They would all just look at me and be like what the fuck is that autistic man doing standing around at the park by himself throwing a frisbee and then going and picking it up.
>>29151504
>have no friends
>get told to go outside
>going outside means spending time with friends
I knew normies were mocking us all along
>forced to buy car insurance to drive car
>pay $120 a month
>suddenly they start denying checks at random and then accepting checks after the deadline
>they increase the price
>get double out of me
>keep doing this
>accepted checks several times and didn't register that I paid my bill so they inflate it again
>now they won't let me pay anymore because they probably terminated my account
Not gonna lie, I think the human race deserves to be exterminated and I don't want to live anymore.
Yeah, that sounds just about right.
>120 a month
WHERE? That is bleeding you dry.
>>29151263
Woah where did his head go
>be me
>be 18
>be 6"1
>be average looking, like 6,5/10
>be aryan
>go on long weekend, saturday until tuesday to see family
>stay in hostel because more fun, forced to socialize
>make new friends, mostly roommates
>all of them from texas and south america
>all bro-tier and very friendly
>fast forward to monday
>korean girl starts talking to me in the hostel
>hit it off
>actually listens to me and is very nice, laughs a lot
>hostel is going out
>i agree to join since the korean is also going
>its one of my new friends his birthday
>get absolutely wasted
>things go easier with the korean girl
>go to club
>drink more in club
>american girl who is a friend of the korean girl says i should dance with her
>alrightfuckit.jpg
>get very touchy on the dancefloor with korean girl
>we start making out
>get woo's from the americans
>korean girl starts using her tongue
Cont?
>>29151206
No, get out, NORMIE scum fuccboi.
>>29151253
What the hell is a fuccboi, sorry I am not american.
>>29151206
yeah carry on fag
robots
any regrets?
>>29151179
tons
Oregano
>>29151179
I regret being born.
Orginal
I love you
To the gf I never had
I put the barrel of a gun in my mouth today to see how it felt. I am constantly imagining what it would look like for a 7.62x39 round to exit my skull. I gingerly played with the trigger to see how much pressure I could apply before the gun fired. Does anyone else know this feel?
Official thread chat: https://hack.chat/?iacesa60
>>29151174
>dick
fixed
>>29151174
So you put an ak47 or an sks in your mouth? Plenty of vids on liveleak that show what that caliber does to a human head...or you could stream the experience faggot!
>>29151309
It's an SKS, and you're right.
Do you wish you had more friends? I have zero.
Yes.
I did have a few internet friends. Have pretty much none now, none seem to like talking to me either.i think alcohol abuse destroyed my personality
Not really.
I have a few people I talk to occasionally and I'm not retardedly antisocial, but in general I think I'm not meant to have friends.
>>29151158
It feels like most advice out there assumes I magically have friends. Feels like when you get to that 0 there is no return.
Take heed, robots!
>>29151043
It's true that America should be equal opportunity for all races to live and mingle as they please. Whites destroyed the indians and took the land, and stole blacks and chinese and dragged them here as slaves, and then openly invited everyone else to come here. America is SUPPOSED to be multicultural.
Europe however should always be by whites, for whites, with other races only allowed as guests. Every race deserves to keep its homeland (sorry indians)
>>29151137
The Chinese were never slaves, you retard
i thought trump loved black people
or is that only the best black people
