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Why aren't you making youtube videos neets? It's not that hard to become successful there. All you have to do is learn the formula.
Pic related makes a living while being the furthest thing from a wagecuck possible. He makes whatever the fuck he wants and makes enough from Patreon to live.
>>29155302
I have a really faggy scratchy voice though
>>29155302
>was going to do something like this with a mate
>tfw we both haven't done anything towards it and keep forgetting to plan it
its oversaturated as heck and you generally have to be very lucky and notice popular trends early enough, monetize on them early enough or you're stuck in another cesspool of garbage, and you have to have the connections or otherwise regardless of how 'good' your content is there's a 2.57% chance that your video will get above 100 views
How the fuck do I score codeine/promethazine? I wanna try it.
pic unrelated
>>29155279
Nice pic i wanna fuck it now let me help you
were you live??
>>29155377
Arizona. It's prescription only, yeah?
>>29155493
Are you in Phoenix? i know a guy
Hey /r9k/, I just turned 21 today. I've been thinking of killing myself. I was planning on driving my car off a bridge into a lake in the city I live in.
I have an approximate budget of $200 aud if any of you robots have a better idea
You want to fucking drown? What?
Just buy a gun and shoot yourself in the head dude.
Don't do that, drowning is a shitty way to die
What you need is a tall building to jump from, if you go down head first you'll black out before you hit the ground and you are guaranteed death
>>29155225
dude you can drown your problems with alcohol like adults now, man up bitch
I am a recovering life long NEET virgin robot now trying to be a normie and my first ever girlfriend just posted this on her instagram. I am beyond heartbroken and about to just give it all up and go back into seclusion. I have spent 2 years eating right, lifting and finding a job just to get a gf and now I see that nothing will ever make it worth it. And to make it worst about a week ago I met her best friend for the first time, and while I went to the restroom I heard them talking and her friend called me ugly.
Once a robot forever a robot. You assholes were right, I will never be a normie, I will never have a gf that loves truly loves me. Fuck it all I give up, the pain is too much
Sounds like she likes you.
To be fair, this is the closest a woman will get to feeling compassion for you. I would dump her, but you shouldn't, i can find replacements easily enough.
>>29155051
Op, love doesnt always mean she has to admire your physique or face. This is based on a narcissistic world view, which doesn't benefit anyone. Your second mistake is the exaggerated need for validation, you either own up to it or let it consume you. Hope this advice is helful to you, cheers
>toasted bagel
>extra cream cheese
>hot cheetos
is this the best NEET meal ever?
>>29154971
>tomorrow he posts an angry pepe about his ass bleeding when he tries to take a shit
>>29154971
I will try it and let you know.
>>29154971
That looks pretty good to me.
I'm so fucking BORED
Shut the FUCK up you sad sad SAD little man-chilD
>>29154952
Go eat mcdonalds out of boredom, you fat miserable fuck
me too senpai, me too. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is it better to be overweight or underweight as a man?
>>29154912
if you're hairy - then overweight, if you're hairless then underweight.
>>29154912
Depends how overweight you mean by overweight and underweight with underweight.
A slightly overweight dude can probably get away as burly with the right clothes, and a slightly underweight dude it may not be noticeable that he has low muscle mass because he still hasn't lost enough weight for it to have eaten all of his fat and muscles.
>>29154912
underweight the only weakness overweight dudes have is they arent the agile but overweight needs are annoying as shit to fight because only their head is vulnerable.
Is it true that a son will always grow to be taller than his mother?
>>29154863
Can a girls ass get pregnant?
>>29154863
Sauce on the maiden?
>>29154863
original no
desu senpai
What does a NEET do when his parents are splitting up, he can't get a job?
They'll probably just realize how shit they are and that they're too old to be dating, so they'll get back together. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>29154710
>his parents were together during his childhood
You reap what you sow, normalfag.
>>29154762
The constant fighting I cant handle it any more
If your life is so miserable, why don't you just learn to lucid dream?
lucid dream more like lucid MEME am i right
>>29154705
it wont change shit life will still suck and i can only have fun when im sleeping
>>29154721
OP ON SUlClDE WATCH
>have only one friend since middle school
>only other kid who understands being a robot
>not as much of a robot as me because he is actually social and knows how to stand up for himself
>neither of us get any grills ever, both KHV all through school
>We use robot buddy system for years
>He winds up living on my property for 3 months
>all of the sudden he never is here
>find out where he went
>living with a HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG/10 Stacy in her apartment
>like 20 miles away near some dinky college
>I don't give a fuck that he has a gf, (I am very jealous because she is a boner trigger) she is actually very nice, but does he have to fucking never hang with me anymore?
>this feel is terrible
>what do?
Make more friends
If he can get a gf maybe you can too.
>>29154839
its not easy man, how do I know those niggas will understand the struggle?
>>29154855
all my troubles would be solved if it were that easy
I can't just go around snatching up women like Manson or some shit
hell he only got a girl because of extreme luck
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>tfw no brap gf
>>29154690
Am I cancer if I love brap threads
BRAP BRAP BRAP senpai
>>29154690
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
Reeee
RE
No
>>29154690
BRAP BRAP BRAP
WATCHIN ASSES
C L A P
Why am I so defensive when it comes to sharing my feelings?
I just can't, and I believe that is the reason I can't form relationships.
What about you guys?
I'm very open about my feelings, but nobody outside of my immediate family ever asks.
>Sharing your feels
Nobody will understand your feelings.
Or they don't want to.
Especially you should be carefull to open your Feelings to Women.
>>29154811
Yeah, being open with girls isn't really a good idea.
We all pretend we are friendly in prison. Once we get trips we start a riot
>>29154634
this is quite literally the most autistic thing ever
rollin originally for 666
>>29154634
I love you all.
Origgo
Do you love your mother /r9k/?
No, she used to ask to borrow my birthday/Christmas money and then money from my paycheck so her and her bf could buy crack. And now they act like I owe them something. Fuck her
yeah, very much. She works her ass off for us and our future and only asks I make her proud and help her out if I end up affluent. She always is honest with me and lets me be honest with her.Too bad my father is literally psychopathic
>mother has be for the sole purpose of getting out of the military
>insists I owe her for being born
fucking kek the only reason she wont kick me out is because I wont clean all my shit out of the garage and my room.
>she knows she cant get rid of 2000 pounds of engine parts
