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eggman cum tribute thread
>>29156279
originaleggman
>>29156295
nicei have a big dick
>>29156295
holy shit your cum looks diseased
GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR
DONT LET MEMELORDS FUCK YOU UP
YOU PROBABLY HAVE TESTICULAR CANCER
GO TO A DOCTOR NOW NOW NOW ANON
What are some weird food combinations that you like but others don't, or say you're gross for mixing those food items?
I personally like Fry Sauce, it's really just ketchup and ranch mixed together and it taste like heaven in the form of sauce. I put it on everything from pizza and burgers to fries and tatter tots. I also use it as dipping sauce for nuggets and everything else, people usually think I'm disgusting when I start mixing ketchup and ranch in front of them but I found out that not many people in Texas, or the south for that matter know
My brother used to mix ranch and ketchup and it tasted like vomit
>>29156257
Fry Sauce comes from my home state. It doesn't contain ranch what the fuck. Its ketchup and mayonnaise. Are you guys trying to ruin it?
salsa is good on anything
ranch and hot sauce
Plug DJ is back!
Share your favorite music with fellow robots. The theme is progressive rock but all genres are welcome, just make it interesting.
https://plug.dj/the-prog-room
>>29156218
i havent listened to ELP in a while.. this could be interesting.
inst there already an r9k plug room?
this works though cause i forgot the URL and havent seen the thread in a while
>>29156336
ya i think there is but whatever. the robot who runs it is never on
Im bored yawn
Booring aaa
How this girl got injured?
>>29156356
Watch nge
How do you organize your porn?
>>29156043
I organize it by species.
By race.
Running out of space for BLACKED HD porn
it all goes in a single folder
"feet"
Is it possible to prove that the universe doesn't solely take place inside of your mind?
>>29156040
>taking a pic of a pleb argonian from morrowind
post trashed
>>29156040
sadrith mora?
>>29156076
The prey approaches
Are you a spurter or a dribbler?
I shoot the first "rope" and the rest dribs out
what am I?
>>29156008
Depends on how horny and how long I edged. Sometimes I surprise myself with a huge cumshot when I expected just some small stuff.
Depends how long it was since I masturbated and how excited/horny I am. First time I received a handjob, I ended up shooting my face, but when I fapped before that it mosy dribbled.
If You:
>use the word dude
>are obsessed with video games and releases
>give your poor mom a hard time
>complain about small things
>complain about others
>still have a whiny tone in your voice when you complain
>brag about every little accomplishment
>hardly go outside
>do not go to work or take some kind of educational course
>do not cook for yourself
>eat fat snacks
shut the fuck up dudester
>be manchild
>be not cuck
So why the fuck does it matter if I'm a "manchild" or not? I'll be a pathetic permarobot loser anyway because I have zero confidence, horrible looks and genetics.
You unempathetic normie assholes really don't understand our plight. Please suffer of the most painful death imaginable.
Who here makes ridiculous sammiches ?
>>29155862
is that dog nut in the glass???
>>29155862
fuck that looks good. bout to make turkey swiss avacado sammy. sammy is the best food out there. based sammy. might even make a sally with yummy tummy crewtons
Cut in halfffff
>My stomach hurts so much. I must have eaten five pounds of food... This is your fault for feeding me so much! Rub my belly until I feel better!
How do you respond?
>pic is related and required.
>>29155754
>rub it
>she burps inevitably
>Listen to her stomach
>Hear it gurgle
>She burps
A Girl who cheated on me and left has now reentered my life and is suddenly thirsty as fuck. My friends think it's a trap, and sure enough there's some dude on her social media accounts claiming to be her boyfriend.when I asked her why ,she claims he's this harmless beta she's humoring,though she also claims he creeps her out and she wishes he'd get the hint she wasn't into him. Now I know it's weird but I feel guilty.I sympathize with this guy,becuase a few years back, maybe this is how it happened...who she cheated on me with probly saw obnoxious Facebook posts of us,asked questions,and she probly told him the same about me. So my question is this, do I warn the beta?would he even listen or think I'm talking shit? Or should I fuck her,guilt free, though that would only drag me back into this drama?
>>29155666
satan trips = kill her
>>29155666
Tell her you feel bad for him (not a lie) and that you're willing to do a threesome with both of them.
>>29155726
He honestly seems like he'd try to fight me.and she will definitely deny it. Would it be worthwhile to record her for proof and send it to him? For nothing else than for petty reveng in an attempt to get her to stop doing this sorta shit without consequence. His Twitter is crazy sad when you realize she spends a GREAT deal of her time with me calling him a lil bitch and all his tweets are shit like "my girlfriends my whole world #relAtionshipsgoals. Well sad or hysterical..
Write a letter to someone who may or may no read it. It's nice to vent sometimes, or just in hope thatsenpai notices you
Dear D,
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Yours truly,
K
I thought things were going really well and then you just fell off the face of the earth. Which sucks because I felt like there might have been something there. Something I hadn't felt toward another person in years. Something that could have been close to love.
But whatever, if your way of dealing with problems is to just disappear, then it's good we stopped seeing each other when we did. But still, you couldn't even send me a text?
P.S., next time you have sex with someone, remember to wipe your ass first.
I posted this in the other thread but it archived/404'd right after.
D/E,
I'm sorry that I left the way I did. My serious abandonment issues coupled you not being around very much made me run despite your efforts to fix things. I couldn't see things turning out the way I hoped they would, I guess. You didn't seem motivated to meet, that coupled with the timezone/sleep cycle issues made any hope of things working appear really bleak. Nothing seems to work out for me (or either of us, I guess).
I'm not sure if you even give a shit, you acted like you really didn't care, but I still think about what happened and wonder if you understood my reasoning. I wonder if you thought that I had ulterior motives or something like that. In truth I am very mentally ill and better off being completely alone.
Maybe I was really wrong when I said that nobody is "broken".
Watching films with you and talking about our shitty childhoods was the comfiest I've ever felt with somebody.
You're a better person than I am and you deserve much better than you think you do. I am sorry.
C
Have to pay $427.00 cause the previous Mexican tenants decided to hop back to Mexico.
Who Trump here?
>>29155517
Quit whatever you're doing in life and join border patrol, or ignore the problem and go north and live innawoods
You Americans have it so easy to live a robots life
>>29155517
>Mexicans go back to Mexico
I thought that's what we wanted.
>>29155782
yeah without leaving behind a trail of mextruction
Who /Schizotypal Personality Disorder/ here?
>>29155452
Schizotypal literally means "bitchophrenia". It's schizophrenia minus all of the things that make schizophrenia debilitating. Go pity party elsewhere.
>>29155452
MEEE! I have it! :)
>tfw 33 ignored texts and countless ignored calls
JUST
who /emberassedbytheirmajor/ here
it ruins my self esteem to get a gf because i assume that people think i'm stupid
>>29155407
What the fuck are you even talking about you autist who cares about your major. Nobody. I didn't even go to college.
Well whats your major then OP?
>>29155644
Accounting
At least people will think it's cool for a while with the new ben affleck movie
