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Daily reminder that every black man deserves to fuck an Asian women
>>29161611
>tfw korean ex-gf had the tightest pussy of any gf I've had by far
the stereotypes are true tbqh
God damn, Asian woman surely are huge whores. Are they the new white woman?
>>29161611
asian women that go out with blacks are usually South East Asian girls (especially fillipinos).
North East Asian girls have the lowest dating ratings for black guys.
>tfw you will never walk down a deserted Miami beach in the early 80s at the crack of dawn while smoking a cigarette and watching the duality of the waves and the shoreline
Post obscure but meaningful feels
>tfw you actually now this exact feel
>mad world starts playing
>Bourne theme song starts playing
>>29161435
>start walking down miami beach at 2AM
>moonlight beaming off both the water and your katana
>as you take a drag off your orange creamsicle vape pen, you hear the sounds of hollering and whooping
>suddenly, niggers, niggers everywhere
>the last thing you see is a used condom washing up on shore and some loose strands of spaghetti
ahhh, miami
Sometimes I imagine my life is a tv show and aliens are listening to me talk to myself
>>29161427
Me too, woah!
>>29161427
I listen to everything you say. I'm not even kidding.
>>29161427
you're nothing special anon you're nothing more than a hairless mutated ape just like the billions that exist out there.
one day you will die and the world will keep on going, your life is meaningless.
My oneitis posted this on her instagram about me and idk how to actually feel about this
first time ive ever been with a girl and we have been on a few dates but after seeing this i am now crushed
relax faggot she was never in to you in the first place, that's likely about some Chad-lite that isn't you
if she was about it you would have got some wet already
move on, she's not worth it
>>29161350
>about me
AHAHAHAHA HE THINKS SHE CARES ABOUT HIM
>>29161577
she does care about me. i have taken her on several dates, i even took her to see her favorite band in concert last week so yes she does like me
You faggot robots will never know what it's like to be in a relationship with someone who loves you. Get on my level fagggooooottsss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29161315
Rukia is pretty cute all things considered
>>29161315
How do I be cool like you?
>>29161369
You fucking can't even match me, Pleb. Stop trying.
>pic related
It's you
How low would your standards be for a gf?
>>29161259
i would rather be alone forever then go that low 2bh
>>29161259
As long as she keeps her shirt on during sex we could make that work
As for standards as long as I can look at you and don't feel embarrassed having you around my friends we're probably good to go.
Holy fuck how does that even happen?
Fembots or fagbots what does your ideal cock look like? and how big would it be?
probably about 8 inches and pretty thick, something to be a challenge.
6.5 inches... average thickness
uncut or cut but still has a bit of the foreskin left
big balls
smelly
>>29161227
that one is too big
anyway, ideally you would have two: one big one for special occasions (8 inches and thick) one normal one for every day (5-6 inches and medium thickness)
i know its a meme but this is why my gf and i have a bull, so we can get the occasionally huge cock, but they just aren't good for day in day out stuff.
>but you dont have too
What did she mean by this?
She means you don't have to.
Are you retarded?
bump
halp pls
>>29161224
But why would she directly point out that I don't have to straight after I asked her if I could call her?
Hello,
what do you think about my pepe. I know it's not 100% original.
I don't do pepe drawings anymore. this wojak is based off a face I sometimes make
>>29161257
I wish I was artistically talented to do any kind of meme magic
i never see this one reposted
Fuck off Poleaboo edition.
What's the Brit equivalent of Staci and Chad?
Jemma and Tyler.
>>29161172
>No one in london to play boardgames with
>tfw fat fuck
>dated a chick who was a few years older than me and fatter (I was like 17 and she was 24)
>had fun
>I was autistic as fuck and lacked life experience to be able to handle more than just casual sex and watching movies n' shit
>we took each other's virginity
>fast forward three years and I understand her apprehension better now
>last October my mother passes away
>more lonely and lost than ever
>realize this must have been how my ex felt after losing both of her parents when she was 18
>it was around that time that she gained most of the weight
>I've gained tons of weight since my mom passed away
>all of these feelings plus a general lack of hope have compounded
>all I feel is dread
Has anyone else here dealt with any of this kind of shit before?
>>29161139
Welp, nevermind then. Fuck you all.
>>29161253
Its your fault kekoolodle
>>29161329
What's my fault?
Bisexual males GTFIH. Let's discuss our bisexuality and the struggles of being a bi male.
>>29161110
>>>/lgbt/
There's an entire board dedicated to this, man.
>>29161125
/lgbt/ is slow as fuck, dude.
>>29161110
I'm bi and there is literally no struggle. If anything it's great because I get pussy and boipussy. There's no downside or struggle whatsoever. If there is, you're doing it wrong.
>people say sexual attraction can't be changed
>people tell you to lower your standards if you get rejected by very attractive girls
So which is it then? Something controllable or not? What if you're not attracted to ugly women?
What they mean is, fags shouldn't be asked to be normal. Creeps, dorks, pedos, dogfuckers, etc, must still change their attraction or else.
>>29161184
Or else what?
Women will beat them up.
>>29161088
I actually have this problem, but that's why I'm getting in shape desu.
>Feels of loneliness start to grow at night.
>No one to talk to
>Pathetic enough to use an old robot response program to interact.
>Conversation begins normally.
>Starts to get stupid, furthermore get even more stupid since cleverbot is shit.
>I start to get annoyed and tell cleverbot to try to keep focus on one subject.
>Cleverbot gets angry and wishes me to go to robot hell.
>My dignity falls lower than twin towers.
>Pic related.
Appreciation reply
>>29161081
Fuck cleverbot
http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201606090650/WXJLX3SWYY_Will-I-ever-find-companionship
Not even computers think I have a chance
What's a valid excuse for buying 9 feet of hemp rope from the local DIY?
Hemp is more biodegradable than other types of rope. Some manufactures put plastic into the center of their rope for strengthening.
I base this information off of bullshit and fairy dust
>>29161014
What's her name, anon? Just tell her that you're making necklaces.
>>29161089
I don't think you understand the question, but thanks
