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Hello
I created a new meme template called list_ohno
>1st blank: add a list of thing
>2nd blanc add the same list with an element in the red rectangle
>3: oh no it was the wrong item :(((((
ITT we send example or use of this new meme
I help you with the first example
nobody likes my meme
Your meme sucks bro
> fapping
> only time i feel any desire
> cum
> back to apathy
>>29165256
Get yourself some testosterone, you'll be horny 24/7
>>29165306
kek'd pretty much. Nice gif, anon.
>fapping
>suddenly think of something that is causing me anxiety or something embarrassing that happened in the past
>unable to cum
>dick goes limp
>have to brute force my way to orgasm by shutting everything out and death gripping my dick like crazy
This happens every day
Just look how happy she is.
Do you think you will ever make a girl this happy?
No
Something about this image made me snap. The idea that women do this with other men and not me is enraging. I never even want to speak to another woman again, knowing they might have had a fat cock like this sitting on their face
I want to die so bad
>>29165192
eh, probably not
>those yellowed teeth
>"Muscular, egotistical, materialistic, sporty boyfriend (well, fuck buddy) dumped me through facebook and got himself a blonde bimbo girlfriend"
>"Why are ALL! men such douchebags?
>"Gonna become a dyke lol"
>>29165169
just women senpai
Wow that's hot, the same sex as you is literally your last resort. I'm sure the lgbt folk won't let that pesky self-respect get in your way.
>>29165966
>Implying Dykes have any.
Why does asexuality cause so much butthurt? We are not obnoxious about it like fags and trapfags yet everyone seems to get salty when I say I'm not interested in anyone
How dare you insinuate that human beings of all colors, creeds and sexual habits are mostly repulsive and uninteresting.
Secret envy
You're just a rare abnormality, it makes people uncomfortable because our primal instincts make us want to mate as our primary function
>tfw a woman sits next to you out of her own volition
>tfw she starts chating with you
What does this mean?
I dunno, girls sit next to me all the time but never converse first.
>>29165123
>they themselves [...] are big childrenfor you
She is making a mistake.
Tic toc, tic toc, roasties. Enjoy life while you can.
>>29165058
Not a roastie but I was never attractive in the first place
Doesn't make a difference to me whether I age or not
>>29165243
>GRILL HERE BTW =) ^^ #hangover #nomakeup
Oh come on. You might as well have posted Sarah Jessica Parker or Rosie. This poor girl aged like milk in India, its not average.
>finish university
>start working
>get up, go to work, go home, go to sleep, repeat
>no matter what i do, nothing feels eventful or productive outside of work
>dont even enjoy work, its just mindless time filler
>realise this is my life
help
>>29164968
What's your degree in?
oreremkf
>>29164968
Congrats OP you're being yourself!
Still, its better than some war torn and/or poor as hell nation where you're worried of getting killed daily. Remember that you don't live too long and all feelings are just subjective and the universe itself is a neutral ground.
>finish undergrad with mediocre results
>start minimum-wageslaving
>life is so awful that I eventually have to retreat back into the academic womb
>manage to plead my way into a good program
>"I'll really focus on my studies this time"
>less than a month passes
>revert to staying home and browsing imageboards all day
>exam in 8 hours
>haven't done anything
>may actually fuck the whole thing up
>procrastinating the final hours away on imageboards because looking at the material makes me panic
What the fuck is wrong with me? I know the consequences, it's fucking pathetic.
>trips will die in their sleep tonight
>Dubs will shit themselves at a family meal
i eat in my room alone
>>29165008
You is safe anon
TRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPSSSSSSS
How is this post not original?
Which ideologies do you hate most?
https://www.strawpoll.me/10438480
I voted for Islam but
>misogony
Lol
Any answer other than capitalism is for faggots
>>29164921
Most of these aren't ideologies.
Girls aging and getting uglier is one of the things I genuinely empathize with women on.
I mean girls aged 14-18 are just so fresh, lively, perfect skin and so on. 19-25 they're still beautiful but the first faint cracks start to appear. 26+ and it all goes to hell.
Who is that girl. She's beautiful
>>29165047
Some German LPer. She isn't even wearing make-up.
>>29164890
if women took hormones after 25 it wouldn't be a problem till 40.
I'm depressed about all the girls I'll never meet due to separation in time and space
What if my dream girl who's perfect for me in every way lived next to the Black Sea in the 7th Century?
What then?
You will live again.
I'm a life where you are man enough to get a girl.
She wouldn't be, you would have nothing in common as you've spent your entire lives living in completely different worlds.
>>29164835
Just do what you do, but instead daydream about how you dodged a bullet. That dream girl is actually a serial rapist and you could have been born in the 7th century but instead you are born as you are now and no harm came before you. Wow you are so lucky anon.
Mfw I have two options.
Take my anxiety medication that leaves me lethargic and considering suicide.
Have panic attacks that prevent me from functioning in daily life.
I just... I mean..
Does soma actually exist? Or was that made up for the book?
Also I can't drink or smoke when I take my medicine...
>>29164819
Jesus, talk to your doctor about different meds. Obviously the one you're on doesn't work.
>>29164999
Well, it stops that panic attacks...
Which is what it's prescribed for...
That seems to be their concern. For reasons I can't talk about feeling as depressed as I am.
I slipped up on that once and got forced in a psych ward against my will.
Won't fuck that up again.
If the medical community wants people to ask for help with the problems, they need to stop dehumanizing everyone that does.
Maybe it's just natural selection at work. Weak specimens removing themselves.
But I digress. I'm a grown ass man talking like a middle schooler.
I was supposed to be prescribed prozac or something. Never took psychiatrist up on it. Drink enough caffeine to feel apprehensive like everybody's out to get me. Puts me in adrenaline survival mode. I love it.
Who are some of /r9k/'s favorite intellectuals/philosophers/authors? Pic related.
carl saging
>>29164751
>intellectual
he's an islamaphobic bigot
sam harris is an idiot charlatan lmao
its weird to think that other people you meet in real life don't go on this website... do you guys ever feel that? i've been here so long, i go on this website every single fucking day and i have for at least 7-8 years, don't know because i can't remember how the fuck i got introduced to this place but i was around 13-14 and im 21 now. inb4 7-8 years isn't long, half of this fucking board is newfags from maybe 6 months ago tops.
do you guys ever feel like you will never, ever stop going on 4chan until it dies or you do?
i cant even remember what it was like to be normal and not go here. fuck im so addicted to this website. i type "4" into my fucking browser without even thinking about it. sometimes i'll close 4chan and without even thinking just open up my browser and go back to 4chan. i literally sometimes go on 4chan on my phone while on 4chan, its like scratching an itch, its fucking automatic. this place is fucked and has fucked up my brain pathways, i can just tell...
Sometimes I wonder what the Normie's do while pooping. All of my time browsing the internet, except while I'm at work, is on this site unless I have something specific to look for.
is she part nigger?
is this what /pol/ is wants to stop happening?
I've been here for only 2 months but I've browsed everyday since, I've fallen in love with this board
