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I have to learn to live like a poorfag.
Not American poor, but poverty poor.
Terms:
> can't ask mummy for money
> car and safe housing a must
> willing to work, but I need some gov't assistance
> creative cheap meals to ease the pain of no luxury tendies
NEETfags, to the left unfortunately.
So what prompted this change?
Have you been living beyond your means?
>>29167803
>Not American poor, but poverty poor.
>car and safe housing a must
> willing to work, but I need some gov't assistance
that's american poor. come back when you don't live in a first world shithole where you get 1500$ per month for having autism.
>>29167803
>car
save 2-3000, go through a dealership
>safe housing
onlly cheap rent is going to be on the wrong side of the tracks or rural , unless you're okay with roomies
>can't ask mommy for money
if you are decent looking and have a shred of charisma, waiting at a chain restaurant will do you pretty decently. otherwise, you could be a cook, dishwasher, etc. Look to manual labor if you want to make big boy money
>need help from gubment
go apply for assistance at your local office
Why do middle aged women all share things like this on Facebook?
Are they being edgy?
Inb4 normie
>>29167801
>going in Facebook
>ever
>>29167801
there is absolutely nothing "edgy" about this. its le cute office humor xD
>>29167801
They're trying to turn their desperate and sad situation into something normal and humorous
When you look at any of these in a certain light they tend to reflect pretty poorly on the human condition of the now
Why do girls get so mad when you stop orbiting them? I am perpetually friendzoned, girls always are drawn to me and talk to me and want my attention because im funny and nice i guess. But, obviously being women, they're all boring or shitty personalities, so after i realize theyre not into me I fade away. The last like twelve times i tried to leave a beta orbit they all got fucking angry. WTF is there problem? I'd get into one of my depressive moods and not talk one day and theyd fucking badger me, within a week theyd be calling me an asshole or whatever and when i finally would tell them im not their personal clown they go off again. Why do all these girls want me around so bad if they dont like me? Literally in high school and work they would hover around me the entire day, like they were orbiting me almost. I don't like having to give so much attention to people who don't interest me
They generally don't care because they have a lot of other orbiters + their boyfriend. You're probably just a normie.
>>29167791
it's true liberation
they see you as attractive and fun, just not as attractive and fun as chad, hence the intense orbit, they want their cake and to eat it as well
show them you don't need them. it's inly appropriate
>>29167846
That's why i dont understand, I don't know why they want my attention so bad. And if i was a normie I wouldn't be getting so friendzoned so hard by all these bitches. They give me so much attention and stick to me that i think they like me then I find out no one way or another and then distance myself and they flip out.
Shit the last girl i didnt talk to anyone all day and she asked what the fuck she did and called me an asshole, I told her my job isnt to make her laugh all day and she said go to hell, I mean this shit is completely ridiculous
>tfw always stink
>tfw hair always oily and itchy
It's called using soap.
>>29168073
/threadoriginaloriginaloriginaloriginal
>>29167768
Take a shower every day
Get prescription deoderant
Validation is sex for woman
I know that to a man that idea is insane but its true
The reason why girls hate nice guys is becuase they give up attention and validation too easy.
Essentially nice guys are sluts that give it out too easy for woman. So they hate them. Sure they will say they love him, but thats a lie, the only person a girl like that can love is herself.
So she'll get board and either break it off now, or abuse the divorce system to fuck you over later.
But assholes never give validation. Its always a hate, hate, love, hate hate, love relationship. Its a game. Why do you think girls LOVE drama shows. They can't follow intelligent plots, thats why they are always on there phones 10 min into a movie. Cus they have to use their logical brains to understand the plot. Drama shows are 100% engineered to just be socal. And they only undertand emotions. Love and hate and "depression". They self insert themselves as the characters of the show and they copy that for real life.
They chase chad becuase when they see chad they see social POWER, confidence, muscular body, and most important Popularity. Money is a temporary overider without the rest she will eventully leave once she got the paper she wants.
But chad is an asshole that is just as selfish and manipulative and stupid as stacy. So he gives her no validation untill she fucks him. Even then only rationed.
Why else would a single girl be on r9k other than to get their quick fix from a bunch a betas who will never get a chance to fuck her. Why post pictures of your feet on the internet to have random people masterbate and cum to.
The social brain is all you need to study to understand princess woman. NO MORALS, why would you even have a intelligent brain.
Validation and attention is sex for woman.
Now you know the tables have been turned
Is it true that gingers have smelly vaginas?
>>29167755
>she'll get board
Opinion discarded
Kindly repeat kindergarten you fucking imbecile
>>29167784
I dated one with a vagina that reeked. Had loads of discharge. I literally once had to take a bath towel and wipe away the cottage cheese coming out of her cunt.
I don't really think that has much to do with redheads though.
Can we have hijab girl thread?
> you will never have the thrill of fucking a mudslime girl while her father thinks shes 100% halal
Let me introduce you, OP, to the golden world of hijabis in latex
>>29167733
I'll post some Hijabis
I love Muslimas
My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold bitter Hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die. My genociide crusade begins here
>Doube "i" in genocide for originalism.
Stop
My name is not important, what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold bitter Hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kiII and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here
>>29167806
You're first
How would r9k deal with being on a deserted island with another woman?
>Pic related, the woman you're stranded with just realized she isn't alone on the island either.
pretty much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-ikj5ciG68
I would probably rape or murder her, I wouldn't be able to live with a bitch for the rest of my existence
Realistically? Stay away from her because she likely wouldn't want to be anywhere near me anyway, and then die from having no survival skills.
Help me. For about two years I have been obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer. I have read and reread numerous books about him and seen every documentary and film about him. I'm not gay but I think he is totally stunning and I want to fuck him.
>>29167598
How does it feel knowing that he wouldn't desire you unless you were dead?
>>29167598
he's dead bubba :^(
>I'm not gay
>but I would fuck him
OP...
Mfw I thought I was robot and than my life made a complete 180. I somehow got a gf out of nowhere, I was her first kiss, hj, bj, and first to have sex with her. I still can't believe that It happened and how I am back to a life of loneliness. I lost her and the title of a robot. What is left to live for?
How old are you and what is she like? Because I wanna be happy for you anon but it doesn't last, she'll stab you in the back and she doesn't love you. You need to drop her
>>29167576
she's a women what do you expect they always look to monkey branch to another male that can provide more.
I am sorry for your pain, you are better off with out whores. solitude is the true path to happiness but a hard one
>>29167600
24, we dated for 8 months and talked about marriage until she decided to stop taking her meds and going to therapy. She got really pissed one night and left for absolutely no reason. She came back the next morning and basically broke up with me. She sends me picks of her new boyfriend and her with a picture of his dick. I had the suspicion she was cheating towards the end and talked about it with her and I think she stopped for a little but than started back up.
>see communication with people as a chore and obstacle
>life goal is to live as a hermit
Am I autistic?
This is not your personal blog, faggot.
Go tweet your bullshit somewhere else.
You are. It is not that bad of a thing, considering I want to do the same because I fear Hillary is going to get us involved in a nuclear war and I would take my chances in west jabumfuck Wyoming than a major city, but I'm autistic so my opinion means jack shit
it is alright op, just be like the desert fathers and live in the wilderness on a healthy diet of psychedelic mushrooms and locusts
Why do good things happen to bad people?
I thought we were supposed to be kind to each other, instead those who seem to be genuinely nice people get fucked over more than those who are just blatant assholes, why is this?
>unironically nice
Topkek
>thinks nature knows of the made up concept of fairness or whatever
Topcuck retard
I don't know OP you tell me?
are you the edgy type?
>Cum
>Immediately feel like falling asleep
WHY does this happen
i always save my cummies for night night time
i've become so dependent on my night time cummies that i literally CAN NOT fall asleep without cumming
seratonin i think
endorphin secretion
Weird, I always feel like killing myself
My childhood best friend who I stopped seeing because I just wanted to play games has moved in two doors down from my mums house.
I'm fat as fuck now and I still live with my mum.
I'm scared he's going to visit.
What do?
Don't go visit
Or
Stop being pathetic and out of shape
He's not going to visit.
Normies don't even remember their childhood friendships because of how numerous, deep and enjoyable their teen and adult relationships are.
>>29167376
>Stop being pathetic and out of shape
>undo what you've done in years within the weeks your buddy would visit bro, don't be pathetic >:^(
Blood Meridian.
It completely changed how I thought about the world. I think it's a good book for robots, too. It's got a lot of socially dysfunctional characters.
What are some other good books for robotos?
>>29167359
Never read Blood Meridian, guess I will now.
Recently finished a Kafka compilation, including The Metamorphosis, very good.
Now reading all of Houellebecq's books.
>>29167444
Kafka was my favorite author until I discovered Cormac McCarthy.
He just has such a talent at describing the world through a lens of melancholy, misery, and loneliness. But still makes everything seem beautiful in a way.
i had a difficult time reading blood meridian, i didn't understand like half the words in the book
but im a retard so...
