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Ask a guy who smells his step-mom's feet anything
spicy meme bro
but srs kill ys pls
>>27612108
no memes here, I just love smelling girl's feet
>>27612101
My step mom is a cubby mexican. I've masturbated to her when i lacked porn more than any other woman. By far.
How secure are you with your dick?
Post those sizes.
7x5 here and feeling dicklet.
5.5x5
meh, i stopped worrying about it.
dem first world problems
>>27612093
link to the site in pic?
why does the ruler begin at the stomach
shouldn't it begin at the base
My girlfriend just told me that her ex face fucked her and came all over her face.
What do I do?
I just can't get the mental image out of my head.
It really bothers me that the same mouth that I have been tenderly and lovingly kissing every day was used brutally by another guy as just a fuck toy.
It completely disgusts me that her pretty face was tainted by another man's cum just like a dog marks his territory.
How do you deal with this?
>>27611935
I would keep making slight variations of this thread for the next few months.
post more details
How about you stop being a faggot. Now that you know she's ok with facefucking this should be a plus
>at home alone
>doorbell rings
>pretend that I'm not here until it stops ringing
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>27611931
Nothing seems wrong to me.
If it is a delivery, they will leave it at the door.
If it was a scammer or sales person., you saved yourself some trouble.
If it was a friend, they will just send an email or call you.
>>27611931
I do the same
>>27611963
If it was the girl of your dreams, you fucked up
>tfw will never happen'
so i'm just having a hard time on avoiding the fact that life is meaningless and going on with it,
what did you do when you first realized this?
>>27611928
keep on pressing forward laughing at all the stupid shit happening around me, wait out my existence for the end. i just do what i enjoy, live life how i want, do what i want to do, keeps me sane.
>>27611928
I found Nietzsche satisfactory for a time.
I'm more lost now. The question just seems bunk.
I used to think that life was pointless, but then I found 4chan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY1zqLK9O2I
What is wrong with americans?
>Backflips
>Runs away
lmao
Bump because this is the best hting I've seen all day
Imagine if Flippin Phil landed that. That fat Trump bitch's whole world view would have been shook
Where do you fall on this map /r9k/?
Effluvia
>>27611904
Probably around Lake Yiff
>furry
>armpit & jock sniffing fetish
Awww yisss
>No body swap
>No Possession
>No identity theft
the fuck is this garbage.
>be me
>21 year old NEET
>dad walks in my room
>on my laptop
>"son, don't you feel bad that the neighbor kid has a badass car and you don't?"
>"no"
>"don't you feel bad that people your age are getting married and you're just on the couch all day?"
>"no"
>"you're embarrassing, you embarrass me son"
>"ok"
>dad goes to mom
>"the neighbor kid who is the same age as our son has this and that, and our son doesn't. its sad"
Should I feel bad? I'm actually quite content with my lifestyle, but when I hear that kind of stuff from my dad, I become aware of the fact I'm a dissappointment to my family. I know a simple solution would be to "get a job", but after wasting hours filling over 50+ applications online with no responses, I don't become motivated to do so. What do?
>>27611882
This isn't live journal, who cares.
Pic related, his car
>>27611882
you'll get a job eventually, if your happy with what your doing just carry on, fuck what everyone else around you is doing and what they want from you
why are women such strong supporters of immigration?
>>27611871
Based Martin Luther King Jr.
>>27611871
cause they want to nurture the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTp1Pq6koQs
women were also huge supporters of hitler back in the day
women dont really have political opinions, they just parrot the established "correct" sentiment, or alternatively, what her dad / boyfriend says (latter are the so called "nationalist women" /pol/ thinks exists)
if you're a chad and she's attracted to you you can turn her from a sjw to a neo nazi and vice versa, doesn't matter, her whole psyche will change to please you
>Your kitchen's a mess, you eat out alone
>He eats her out, makes her moan
>I dont want to post it, but I do it anyway
>this thread is shit, and OP is gay
>she smells of fresh shit
>her asshole threw a fit
>its all on my face and all up my chest
>she giggles and tells me "here comes the rest"
>a brown mess of shit all over the bed
>all on my toes up to my head
>she tells me she's sorry for making a mess
>i tell her its fine just go shave your chest
>mummy denied me tendie treats
>stinky and brown, i'll make her sheets
>It's may 25th 2014
>You are in a local shop/supermarket
>The news-stands are covered with this?
>How does this make you feel?
>>27611644
>That happened two fucking years ago
Time goes so fast.
To answer your question my reaction would be
>wew lad
HOLY FUCKING BALLS THIS SHIT HAPPENED IN 2014????
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE????
As if this was almost 2 years ago lads. RIP elliot "i love the chase" rodger- he died for our memes
Girth of your wrist?
17.5 cm (6&7/8 in) masterrace reporting in.
My wrists are 3/8 in larger than yours, and I'm not even fat. Take that you little wristlet.
16 units of measurement
19cm (7.5") here.
Not fat, germanic non-wristlet reporing in.
Tell me some stories about how you got fired. I need to feel better.
Told my shit lord foreman that be was an idiot and only got his job because he was the son of someone in corporate. Everyone else applauded me. Still got canned tho
I mistakenly made a misleading implication error in a news story that went online yesterday. I might get fired tomorrow but I really hope they spare me.
>got call from job I applied to like a month earlier while at work
>listen to the voicemail they sent me letting me know when I'm starting
>go let my boss know I have to only work weekends now
>congratulates me wholeheartedly like I was his son or something, kind of freaks me out
>go back out to floor, give them a call back letting them know I'll be there
>boss comes out in the two minutes i'm doing this
>tells me to go home and never come back
>I go get my stuff and say goodbye, pretending I didn't hear the "don't come back part"
>passive-agressively wishes me well in life
all in all couldn't care less because I'm making 40% more now and I have a cozy cubicle vs a community "desk"
Also this is after they attempted to lay me off without actually doing it so that they didn't have to pay unemployment. Such a weird company lol
Do you think "Hinatas" exist in real life?
Insecure qt with big boobs, that are abused by their families or bullied by other girls, just waiting for a decent guy to come along.
Where do they hide?
>>27611409
Under Chad's chest
>big boobs
Obviously with Chad for the emotional support
nope, at least not in the modern world. social media has changed world enough. any woman will have immediate validation at her disposal as easily as posting a photo of herself on facebook, instagram, etc. pick your flavor web services
Are any of you robots interested in collecting stuff? I assume it's a pretty robot hobby.
I'd love to buy so many Pokemon cards but it's a expensive hobby. Show your collections, whatever it might be that you're collecting.
>>27611287
Firearms
>fucking /r9k/ won't let me post from IPHONE
>>27611287
Wont post a pic but I have about 35,000 pokemon cards I've been collecting the last 19 years. I stopped recently now that I have to pay rent but if I ever win the lottery I'll start up again. Pic related my first Pokemon card. I have a fair collection of other Pokemon stuff as well
Vinyl records.
Pretty normie tier i guess.
