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My dad was supposed to eat Chinese food with me 5 houra ago but I guess he didnt feel lile it. If I can manage to get dressed Ill get some Whataburger or something. What are your guys' favorite fast food places.
5 goys is bretty gud
>>27617569
The girl I used to stalk in HS works there which sucks because I really lile them but I also really dont want to run in to her
>>27617600
Wise. I'd avoid it like hell too
So why is Trevor the most based GTA V character and why every robot is basically a failed version of him.
GTA is probably the most normie series in existence. Anyone and everyone who plays it is a fucking normie piece of shit.
>>>/v/ by the way you disgusting garbage.
Because they don't have the right combination of skills, talent, drive, savagery, and intelligence to be like him.
>>27617513
What is based?
So let me get this straight.
Women want a man who loves them, but isn't clingy?
How the fuck does that work?
Women always end up with players because they target men who aren't attached to them. (AKA men who don't love them.)
>>27617504
So evidence suggests they don't care if the man loves them. Don't listen to what women say, observe what they actually do.
>>27617504
I know, right? This shit always confused me when I was younger.
Now I realize that normies are 100% illogical.
>tfw trying to pretend you're not clingy and as if it's cool if you don't talk for a day or several
I just spent $200 to lose my virginity to some whore on back page. I feel like shit. I only lasted like 10 minutes of actual sex. Take my advice and save yourself. For a nice girl.
On another note I feel exactly the same as I did before , there's no profound discovery you make after putting your duck in a puss. It's over rated.
Please stop lying. I understand you are trying to help OP, but the experience of intimacy is actually a big deal developmentally.
>>27617452
10 minutes of penetration is damn good op especially for a first time, life isn't like porn where people fuck for 30 minutes straight
What kind of whore costs 200$?
Do girls like it when their boyfriend pours their heart out for them, or do they prefer a stern strong type that isn't so open with emotions?
pic unrelated
>>27617409
>or do they prefer a stern strong type that isn't so open with emotions?
This.
>>27617409
let them know you appreciate them but dont act desperate and dont let them smell weakness or you'll be cucked in no time.
try to remember how hard your forefathers were murdering other men in fields so their children and their childrens children could inherit the world. Don't disappoint them by being meek.
Never show weakness
>If you're gonna stare, you can at least put some lotion on me
The thumbnail looks a whole lot better.
That being said, I would still wreck that milf.
>>27617360
>Milf
She's like 19 tops
>>27617339
are people really attracted to this fat fuck?
inb4 low test beta
Did a gril ever give you a note in class?
My bff would pass them back and forth with mean caricatures of other students and the teachers scribbled all over them.
No but a girl once borrowed my pencil and licked/chewed it. So i did it too after she gave it back because i knew its the closest i can get to a kiss. I was right. Kill me.
>>27617303
Kono qt ga daisuki.
Who here applied to become a janitor to clean all the shit threads off this board?
Things I would remove:
>fembot threads/obvious female attention whoring = deleted
>/soc/ tier rate me shit = into the trash
>trap/faggot threads = removed with a message to fuck off to /lgbt/
>rose/eliza/whatever worship threads = removed with a message to fuck off to /b/ and to develop some taste
>obvious racebait/BBC/cuckold threads = removed with a message to fuck off to /pol/
Anything else I missed?
>>27617236
that's mod powers retard
>>27617236
everything that triggers me = deleted
i hope you had the good sense to apply for some foodstamps too.
meet r9k anime friends here
Oh boy oh boy I love meeting new anime friends!
>>27617265
h-hi
what is your id?
>>27617311
It's a secret, I only do emails, much easier to not get stalked.
When did you realize you will never get a gf?
I'll start
>be me post on Craigslist to lose virginity
Not one reply. It's been 3 weeks
>make tinder
Nada
>make okcupid
Zip
>make badoo account
Same result
I honestly will just enjoy the ride to wizardry. 8 more years to go.
Wow not a reply here either
Just like my lifr
>>27617214
Heres your (You) anon. Sometimes its better to pretend the outside world doesnt exist. That sure helped me sometimes
>>27617167
age 19
I'm 25 now and I've never had a gf. I've come to the realization that I'm just one of the people who was destined to die alone.
Can we get a /positive/ thread going? What positive things are you doing lately?
>>27617158
Anon you are great and amazing person.I do not know you personally but please work hard toward your dream and you can accomplish anything.Have great dayjust kidding kill yourself you useless faggot
>>27617495
I think someone needs a hug
I've started working out, and I'm trying to build the confidence to talk to chicks. Also I'm doing pretty well in college.
I was severely depressed for about a week, triggered by an extremely ugly breakup with my boyfriend, who was my first love. I didn't eat, didn't sleep, couldn't function. The breakup unlocked some horrific memories of sexual abuse that I had suffered as a young child that I kept repressed for a very long time.
That evening, we had another argument. It was brutal. You see, I had made the mistake of going on a date during the previous summer with someone else. I was 19, and I was self-destructive. Every time I had something in my life that made me happy, I found a way to ruin it. He found out about it, and that led to us breaking up.
That night, the words flew. Slut. Whore. He was hurt, and he wanted me to hurt. I retreated to my dorm room, sobbing. I locked my door, found the economy sized bottle of aspirin my mother had sent with me to school, sat at my desk with my jug of crystal light, and started swallowing handfuls of pills.
It took me about 20 minutes to swallow most of the bottle, which contained 800 aspirin. By that time, my ex was knocking on the door, to apologize. I advised him to go away and let me die. He was immediately alarmed, and went to find my roommate, who came back and opened our door. They looked at me, found the bottle. She dragged me to the bathroom while he went to get our RA. She tried to make me vomit, tried sticking her fingers down my throat, and I kept fighting her off.
>>27617134
The ambulance came. I was taken away in front of everyone on my floor. My parents were called by my roommate. Thankfully, I had choose a college 20 minutes from my hometown. I'll never forget the looks on their faces as they ran into the ER that night. I'll never forget my mother slapping me across my face as she sobbed and screamed "Why??" My father, crying and pulling her off of me. I am their only child.
That night, I tell them of the abuse I endured as a small child. My mother is inconsolable. She blames herself, she keeps apologizing to me, she is angry at herself that she didn't know and that I've carried this for so long. My father is angry. He wants blood. They both let me know that they love me and will support me in any way necessary. They don't leave the hospital that night.
I am admitted into the ICU, and forced to drink liquid charcoal. It is the nastiest substance I've ever encountered. It coats my teeth, tongue, mouth-everything is black and gritty. Mixing it with sprite does not help. I am catheterized. I am also restrained for the first 24 hours. The nurses are not kind to me, nor are they gentle, with one exception. There was one nurse who was exceptionally kind, who would spend extra time with me, knowing I was scared to death.
After two visits with a psychiatrist and a fight from my parents to keep me out of the county's psych ward, I am released after three days. I have minor liver damage. I am extremely lucky. I go right back to my dorm, I talk to my friends, and am honest about what happened. I see a therapist, I am diagnosed with depression, and much later with other issues. Life goes on, but it was changed forever.
Bottom line, I regret it. Not for me, but because of the pain I put the people I love and the people who love me through. Even 20 years later, this was extremely difficult to write about.
>>27617134
can you lick my frenulum, please?
>>27617134
You sound like a drama queen
/r9k/ I don't understand oneitis
Can you please explain to me why you see all the stars in one girl's eyes?
>>27617093
what is happening in this picture?
>>27617186
That's a good question, I have no idea
Familiarity causes chemical reactions in the brain. Anon might talk to a girl with a few similar interests, and she's relatively nice to him, and eventually she is his oneitis. That is when the torture begins.
>tfw not an alpha usc football player
>>27617080
>tfw not brain damaged by the time I turn 24
I don't see a problem with this
>they will never finish a game and get to the locker room to find your freshly shaved body tied to the shower in a micro-bikini with your virgin boypussy and twitching phimotic cock waiting for their monstrous alpha dicks to annihilate you
>>27617080
>alpha
>third string
That's not true.
They are beta in comparisonto the guys who get on the field. They probably even had to pay to attend USC.
![10-Common-Travel-Mistakes-You-Can-Avoid[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dJsecTY.jpg "10-Common-Travel-Mistakes-You-Can-Avoid[1]")
Is travelling just a meme? I always hear normies say that they want to go everywhere and experience new stuff while they are young and have no responsibilities.
They'll always link stupid articles about how it enriches your life and you'll gain new perspective on everything. The one that always gets me is that they meet new people and become friends with them but I'm sure it never lasts.
http://www.airtreks.com/ready/17-reasons-why-travel-is-good-for-you/
Do people really learn new languages or about themselves or culture or skills from travelling or are they just lying?
>>27617050
learning about a culture or language that isn't yours is WEEB tier degeneracy it's justifiable though if you have blood relating to the culture or language of interest
I've been to Mexico, Spain, Portugal, Morocco, and Paris.
Traveling is just a meme, it didn't change me, I just drank more than usual and people spoke in different languages.
>>27617050
When they say they love to travel, they actually just start partying in those countries, eat at fancy restaurants and witness events/monuments. Nothing else. They don't know how the people is like, they don't know the culture (they only know the meme stuff).
Yeah it's a meme
