Does anyone else have a hard time showing emotion?
I feel emotion, certainly. But when I talk, my tone is monotone, I answer questions very formally. I don't understand why my emotions do not show on my face or in my tone of voice.
>I don't understand why my emotions do not show on my face or in my tone of voice.
Cut the crap. You're just too coward to let anyone judge you.
I have a severe stutter. All my focus goes into communicating thoughts simply and as fluently as possible. Normies with their hand gestures, maximum eye contact, and pitch changes are playing on a level permanently beyond me.
I have this problem too. Figured it was aspergers at first but I'm pretty adept at understanding emotions so I'm not sure. Maybe I'm just retarded
Some guy I know is trying to synthesize DMT. All the materials we need to get are legal and easy to buy and what not but when you put all the items together in one neat amazon shopping list its far too easy to connect the dots too know what he's trying to do with those items. How can he order them online without drawing suspicion?
>>27622011
order from different sites, you order half the supplies and he pays you back, he orders the other half from somewhere else
>>27622041
We have same address. What if it gets traced back.
>>27622152
Lye and Naptha
Obligatory>tfwnobf thread
>>27621931
there's no fags in straya cunt. at least not outside melb and sydney
>>27621931
If you're a girl I'm in new zealand if you want to fly over and fuck
>>27621965
i am literally proof that that is a lietfw not a grill ;_;
The most selected length was 7.25"
The most selected girth was 5.50"
Do robots agree with these findings?
bait is bait
not wanting to crush your feelings, but 6" should be pretty okay for every woman
>tfw over 6 girth
>kill myself in front of my oneitis
>blood everywhere, brains all over the wall
>she screams
>scarred forever
>never forgets me
>even years later she still has nightmares
>sometimes visits my grave to ease the horror
whem i wach a comercal for a ceral
i want a ceral
so magen mself eaten it
I fantasize that I'm a young teen being haunted by some kind of monster under the bed that molests me but also acts as a kind of guard dog.
>realize I'm the strongest member of the household despite being beta as shit
>gods of /fit/ must have blessed me with the gift of zyzz
>I could kill everyone in this place at any moment
How long have you edged before?
Two or three years ago I was going through this phase, instead of fapping I'd strap a spiked cardboard tube around my cock, and strap a vibrator to it. I'd turn it on and watch porn for like an hour, feeling the vibrating spikes poke into the head of my cock. Then I'd take it off and go about my day.
Did this daily for a couple weeks. My balls ached all day, occasionally I'd feel intense tingling in my pelvic area. Eventually the vibrating spike tube made me cum and it was great.
I'd like to do it again, but I work now, and it's just not possible.
2.5 hours of edging on and off while listening to porn, and reading literotica. did the jackpot hands free thing for the last 0.5 hr and finished really good
would do again
>>27621803
Edging with a fleshlight must be way better
>tfw his girth is bigger than your length
Why live?
Why are you so obsessed with black cock?
wouldnt that silver thing be pushing all the blood outwards and making it thicker? isnt that cheating?
iktfb bro
original comment adfdsfasd
Who else /try to contact Devils/ in here?
>cultural Christian during childhood
>de facto atheist for the past several years
>life has gotten worse and worse without any sign of stopping
>Finally decide to try the other side
>What's the worst that could happen?
Wish me luck
Tell me if work I want to meme in hell
>>27621399
/x/fag reporting. Using a particular school of the left hand path? I'd reccomend the grimorium verum for optimal results. Scirlin will be your bro for all time.
I'm going to become an occult detective
Would you prefer to fuck an egg or an apple?
egg if cooked
>>27621373
wtf is wrong with that egg? why is it fucking yellow
>>27621373
I bet apple has a dick, so no thanks
>I love you too, anon
>but we can't be together, we're just too different
>It's like we're from two different worlds
>I hope we can still be friends
>>27621254
If I ever stop being a poor piece of shit I want to buy a fish tank and fishies
>You have a crush on little old me?
>haha
>ahem... well... i'm very flattered, anon
>but ummm i'm not looking for anyone right now
>dates chad 4 days later
>>27621254
Start as friends
Say you want nothing serious
Say you just want sex
Get pussy locked down for years.
Remember, women want affairs and they want to feel slutty but confidentially. And pour on the compliments like its valentines day everyday.
There you go. Pussy all day. Go and get laid.
Can we have a /r9k/ movies thread? I imagine this film is what the most deranged could devolve into. Also thanks a lot to the robot that recommended this!
I love Disney movies.
obligatory taxi driver post
it really is great though
Buffalo 66 is a great robot movie
Kill a mothafucka with the magnum forty four!
Find a chump slumped nigga, magnum on the road!What's your favourite A$AP Ferg song /r9k/?
easy, trilla
that is some og shit
>>27621289
That's A$AP Rocky man, c'mon
Hood pope
>tfw summer of 2013
>drove around trapping with that song playing constantly, must've listened to it at least 400 times
Don't trust therapists. Tell them the wrong thing and they will have you carted off to the hospital. Keep it to yourself, or you'll probably regret it.
t.someone who speaks from experience
Don't trust anyone, OP. You never benefit from another person knowing your secrets.
fuck i have an appointment to go tomorrow but now i'm not so sure
I had to tell them enough to get my bi-monthly tugboat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8
Would you prefer to fuck an ugly girl or a beautiful boy?
>>27621134
How beautiful of a boy?
>>27621134
Beautiful boy all the way.
>>27621134
Does the beautiful boy have boobs and look like a 10/10 woman?
Rejection therapy is great. In it, you decide what rejection you are afraid of & face it. I was afraid people would say no when I ask them to hang out. I texted a dozen people I hardly know and said I need to hangout. Some said yes, some said no and I had the best weekend of my life since I hung out with 3 people who I never hung out with before, The rejection was not a big deal.
https://youtu.be/ZFWyseydTkQ
how did you get so many people to text?
I was afraid people would be too polite so say no to me so they would suffer the torment of my existence.
>>27621103
Mainly people from work or school. 2 who I met on CL.