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ITT: autistic habits you have
>desk is messy
>refuse to play video games with a messy desk because I feel like the lack of room will handicap me
>don't play vidya for weeks on end due to this
I can't masturbate without washing my penis first
>>27627579
I will absolutely never masturbate without cleaning my fingernails because what if an incidental scratch happens? Fingernails are disgusting. Infection central. You are doing the right thing.
>>27627542
>my hands get sweaty on keyborad and mouse
>put on gloves
>arms are sweaty on desk
>put on jacket
>everytime i play games I always wear long sleeves/sweater/hoodie because I hate the feeling of skin on plastic
Since /b/ has fallen to the normie hordes, why dont we celebrate the good old times with a pony abuse thread, eh?
>>27627458
I know you guys have this stuff still on your harddrive, come on, we all are degenerates here ;)
more!
hkkncckf,kfn
Random original comment numero uno
how the hell do you improve when literally every aspect of yourself is the problem?
how do you fix the more enigmatic problems like personality issues, lack of motivation, insecurities, etc?
changing your physical self is easy but I don't know how to proceed, the rest of my problems are all personal mental things that I barely even understand myself let alone understand how to change them
i just threw myself out there, and i'm considerably better now. i guess my method won't work for everyone, though.
You just need tobee urself senpai :^)
>>27627468
No joke I was just gonna say this, but hear me out.
OP needs to accept that he's a wretch.
/r9k/, I have a confession to make. Since as far back as I can remember I've always had a single wish, a wish to become God.
I always hated when people would say "You can be whatever you want" because I knew that it'll never happen. I can't go a single day without imagining that I'm using some sort of godly power to do something that I'd otherwise not be able to do.
Why must I have been born with this single wish implanted in me?
Pic slightly related. It's my waifu Yukari, who I feel like I only waifu'd because I unconsciously saw in her what I've always wanted to become. I even like to joke to myself often about how she's a bit like a bastardization of the monotheistic God with her control over boundaries.
>>27627215
Your just gay
Nice pasta le MEME
It's 'you're', son.
Up until something like last week, I were neglecting myself out of laziness.
Kept delaying things and deadlines until it was too late.
I was almost leading myself though an nonironical NEET life.
I am playing my last chance for escaping the "NEET or wagecuck" choice.I would choose wagecuck anyway and try to sneak myself into a better position but this is a several year path
How to fight my laziness?
>I try to look at the society scum and losers at life. I get this "I should get serious if I don't want to be one of them" but I keep going to my old self after few hours.
stop playing the edgy atheist kid act and try to pray to God to give you strength op
it help a lot to me. i know you need Him
>>27627156
I didn't do SHIT until i got debts and now I enjoy a healthy wagecuck life :^) Nothing motivates you better than debts.
>>27627217
I don't think that's gonna work
I think i caused some autismo guy to kill himself.
>meet him in a game, pretend to be a girl and he showers me in gifts and shit
>this goes on for months and he gets super attached
>i always make up excuses to not talk via mic or anything and he's naive enough to believe it
>let him call me his gf and shit in front of his friends
>tells me all about his troubled life and how he has no friends, at this point i wanna bail but i feel bad cause he seems super depressed and shit and the only thing that keeps him happy is his fake gf
>always talks about how no one around knows he exists and even in-games it's like he's a ghost that only i noticed and be-friended
>we get into a small fight and one thing leads to another and i tell him i'm a guy etc etc and he starts talking like a madman so i just block him.
>never heard from him again and never saw him get online at all.
d-did i accidentally do something bad?
God I hope this is real.
Just realized bf could be exactly this bc always dodges requests for skype and discord. Suddenly not as funny anymore.
Still hope this is real tho.
>>27627261
I know you can't take my word for much but it is.
Squealing
What is a comfy video game to play when you are depressed?
I haven't played vidya this whole year because I feel like I'm too depressed to enjoy anything.
Obligatory Oblivion mention
Usually VN with cute girl to interact with, so i don't feel shitty or lonely or depressed about my future all the time.
Try Nekopara or Da Capo, OP
Stalker, SoC
>Atmospheric
>Lonely
>Immersive
>Spoopy
>Challenging
>Cozying up by the fire with some friendly stalkers, knowing the various mutants or cheekis of the land wouldn't dare try and disturb you
>Feeling safe for the first time in hours
There is no greater feel tbqh
Never thought I'd be in a uni bathroom stall crying... The red pill about the world in general is a fucking bitch. I don't where I'm going, my gf will probably break up with me and sooner or later all my close friends will move out of here.
Life's great, my dudes. Gonna face another day, I guess. Anyone depressed here?
>>27627042
>my gf
Fuck off you stupid normalfag.
>>27627042
>my gf
Stopped reading there. Kill yourself.
>>27627042
Me? Depressed? I'm broke with no option to get a job before I get homeless. And my gf left me today after our first argument. And I loathe life all the time anyway.
So totes not depressed.
>> lies down, tries not to cry, cries a lot.
Femanon palmreader here, post your right palm here and I'll tell you a bit about your emotional/intellectual and general life.
>femanon
Stopped reading there. Fuck off.
This will be easy, as everyone on /r9k/ is the same:
Emotional: Faggot
Physical: Faggot
Intelligence: Faggot
Life in General: Faggot
Summary: Faggot
Case dismissed.
/thread
>>27627020
lol wrong image oregano
Why don't robots book a Ayahuasca retreat?
You spend 4-5 days in the jungle and when you come back most of your psychological issues and fears have vanished.
That's my plan. Don't tell me it doesn't sound appealing
>inb4 it's a drug
>inb4 it's a meme
>>27626928
drug and a meme. It can make things even worse
What you should really look into if you're into that sort of thing is something called Ibogaine. Check it out
>try alternative drugs guys its cool!
>it won't wreck your brain or anything!
>it won't be produced by a dirty hippy with mental problems!
Theres mounting evidence supporting various banned substances but dosing is really fucking important. I'm sure people have benefitted from it but its not a magic cure by any means.
There are far less risky and more effective alternative health means like biofeedback therapy. Provided you have money to blow, you might as well try a bevy of crazy shit from acupuncture(although studies suggest there's no conclusive proof it does anything) to xanax.
Just try not to get into painkillers. Ibuprofen + Acetaminophen(tylenol) is just as effective with less complications and addiction risk.
Stupidest fucking shit ever.
My friend started with shrooms and now he's booking a trip to Peru for this garbage with some retard from his work that enables this crap.
Since he's started this shit he's dropped out of school, doesn't have any hobbies, but hey at least he can cover his room in tapestries and be spiritual.
Fuck psychedelics.
>"I haven't had sex in almost a week"
>"You think that's bad? I've had a dry spell for almost a month!
>"Hey anon, how long have you gone without sex?"
>>27626880
22 years t b h f a m
>>27626903
That was my longest dry spell too.
>>27626880
>maintain fierce eye contact while straining neck
"I'm having sex right now."
REST IN PEACE CIARA/ELIZA THREAD
share your good memories
I'm doing this out of guilt. i told her to kill herself
Don't feel guilty, it's not your fault that stupid whore didn't actually kill herself.
you did this in the other thread
you write like her
and people said shes online on skype so fuck off my board
>>27626839
Her parents/the authorities have been going through her Skype and phone.
>it's a the world is shit and people don't deserve to live episode
>it's a "ask a femanon anything" episode
>it's a >tfw no bf episode
>it's a "i'm going to kill myself unless you give me attention, lol jk" episode
>it's a camwhoring episode
>>27626673
>it's a "muh genetics" episode
>it's a neets vs wagies episode
>it's a frogs and feels bar episode
>>27626688
>It's a Double dubs episode
>>27626710
I like those eps my man
How to spot a /pol/ shill online
They use any of these meme words they learned on 4chan seriously:
>muh
>fag
>cuck
>nigger
>shitskin
>low iq
They also blame everything on other people.
They believe they are superior
Their "political" ideologies are their identity.
They are as annoying as an SJW
How to spot a /pol/ lurker in real life.
They use meme words unironically to fill in the gaps in their arguments.
They are not part of the 1% but firmly believe they will be apart of it in their lifetime so they hate anything that hurts wealthy.
They have that 1 black "friend" just so they don't appear racist.
Can't shut up about immigrants and refugees
>>27626598
Holy shit you nailed it. For anyone that disagrees with this, try visiting the Donald Trump subleddit and see how long it takes you to die from the two incredibly potent forms of cancer.
>>27626977
>try visiting the Donald Trump subleddit
I'll leave browsing reddit to you, friend
Whenever they say anything I disagree with they are obviously from /pol/ because only a retard wouldn't believe all the thing that clever people like me think because clever people think them
Is anyone actually themselves in public?
Are we only honest in private?
>>27626370
I have bad result being honest in public.
I still do it cause fuck it I won't stop living for anyone else.
>>27626390
>fuck it I won't stop living for anyone else.
yeah man just b urself yolo and shit gotta be you what's the point of conforming man
>>27626390
This, i come off as abrasive and insensitive so i keep interactions to a minimum. Fuck the social contract.
