Palm reading
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Femanon palmreader here, post your right palm here and I'll tell you a bit about your emotional/intellectual and general life.
>femanon
Stopped reading there. Fuck off.
This will be easy, as everyone on /r9k/ is the same:
Emotional: Faggot
Physical: Faggot
Intelligence: Faggot
Life in General: Faggot
Summary: Faggot
Case dismissed.
/thread
>>27627020
lol wrong image oregano
>>27626981
>Femanon
Hey kill yourself. thanks
>>27627037
Cut your nails faggot, that's my evaluation.
>>27626981
>btw im a girl :^)
go away
>>27627037
Hmm. You're not that intelligent, more like average. Although your intellect line somewhat divides in half, perhaps you have or have had a mild case of SPD? Your emotions line tells that your emotions and empathy are on point, you haven't been damaged deeply enough to be emotionally dysfunctional. You can recognize emotions and don't have any pent up ones.
Did you have an illness when you were a bit younger? Or do you still have it? It shows that you have some kind of physical condition, but it won't kill you, it will go away about during your 40's. You'll live long. You're also very lucky.
Do you have a child? If not, you're definitely destined to have one.
Have nothing better to do, so here
>Shit lighting desu
>>27627301
Palm tree captcha, did I win the lottery?
Please reveal my fate, wisdom chakra indigo woman
>>27627301
is the wrong hand you retard, i said RIGHT
>>27627331
can't see shit, take better pic where lines are more pronounced
yooooooo my hands really small
>>27627119
I had you fooled and deceived that was a decoy hand off of google images!!!!!!! now i can take the opportunity while your guard is down to post this, my final form and real hand!!!
>>27627339
Does it really matter? You'll give the same bullshit regardless.
Lately i was also getting into handreading so it would be nice to get read by a experience reader :)
>>27627356
Hmm, there's not much to say about you. You're not that intelligent, although you are emotionally quite stable. You often rely on your heart more than brain, amirite? And around your 60's you'll get a disease that will drastically change your life, but won't kill you. You'll easily deal with it. You're also mildly lucky. Uh, I'm not sure if you'll have any children, there's a great chance you won't.
>>27627387
*experienced
>>27627348
They all end up the same, no matter what lighting I put my hand in. I am way too white for this.
Alright, let's try this.
Original comment.
>>27627409
well that doesn't sound good at all.
This better be correct or you should kys
>>27627430
Whoops, wrong hand.
I have no life line or fate line. What does this mean
>>27626981
Here you go, OP.
Hiro, pls remove the "until there are none left" captchas
>>27627536
You are dead. Walking dead among the living.
I have more lines running everywhere that's a little harder to see
>>27627536
It means you are a very anxious and nerve-wracked person.
Unless you have a very long head-line, in which case you are a radical dude. But this is /r9k/ so the former is probably the case.
Should be interesting
Notice me palm womxn of fortune
>>27627356
You've got big palms, though.
Here ya go
This comment is OG
I have five small hands and they coudl all fit inside a vagina please wife me
>>27627698
ahhh yes very impressive, your life line is strong an masculine, indicating an 11" chocolate dick that shoots money
your fate lines are crossed however which is certainly a bad thing for all your shit
lastly I can see that your privilege line is critically long, indicating toxic masculinity
3/10 cut off the hand and get transplanted a new one
>>27627734
you have the hands of an abominable chad fuck off
>>27627768
Nice meme post. Let op respond, faggot.
>>27627783
I think OP bailed on us
>>27627387
you have the pallid hand of a corpse that spent 3 days floating in stagnant water
that's nice, I like it a lot
rated 7/10
>>27627783
OP replied once in this whole thread you mongoloid, what more than one person can't respond to a post?
>>27627818
Twice actually. Relax senpai.
>>27627838
I'm on edge.
Haha, I've tricked you all into giving me masturbation material.
me, please do me
>>27627895
You are not OP, since it's your first post in this thread. Nice try though.
>NSA saves all the images and enhances it x5000, successfully getting your DNA prints and IP at the same time
>vanned next week
GG NO RESTART
>>27627799
Idk how to feel about that, but thanks anon
