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Part of the reason I gave up on women is that literally every single one I've ever talked to has a BF. Even I thought things were going well, I could make a game out of seeing how long until they casually mention their BF in conversation.
How does one acquire a GF when they're literally all taken?
Don't be poor and short next time and she won't even mention her bf.
Huh what bf? I'm single:3
>>27631916
This.
The reason they are always taken is that it takes them from 1 hour to 14 days at most to get a new guy after a breakup.
Unless you catch that tiny period where one isn't taken, I'm afraid getting a gf means that you will inevitably have to cuck some other guy.
>>27631916
>>27631973
Pretty poor, but I'm by no means short.
Btw, it's not about standards, either. The ham beasts are taken cause I live in a mostly black area, but everyone else is taken, like the acne scarred faces. Hell, the autistic girl I used to play DnD with is getting married.
Would /r9k/ live together on a commune?
Would you be willing to drop your autistic and lazy ways to live with people like you? You could socialize with people who aren't normies in a pressure free power level meme farm.
Take note, your daily activities would include:
>waking up early
>cleaning your room and common areas
>working with your hands (lifting logs, building cucksheds, chopping wood, weaving hammocks)
>working on the farm
>working with livestock
>socializing with your brothers on the farm
>playing video games (alone or in a big room-LAN party)
>browsing 4chan and making brag threads on /r9k/ about how sweet your humble meme life is
>posting on our very own board dedicated to the glorious memes and lifestyle of our commune
>eating good homegrown food
>sleeping with your newly earned brainwashed housewife qt
The funny part about this silly hypothetical question is that people on 4chan have actually aspired for colonization projects many times in the past. There is an e i g h t chan board dedicated entirely to setting up a whites only colony in Africa, there is a /pol/ initiative to do the same thing that's being developed as we speak. Many of these have failed, and I find it very interesting that anons are still working towards perfecting the planning and making a literal 4chan city.
Do you think the common behaviors of /r9k/ could in any way support a sustainable living plan, or are you sure that the populous of this board is literally too autistic to unify under a goal?
Hypothetical, of course.
>>27631850
>Do you think the common behaviors of /r9k/ could in any way support a sustainable living plan, or are you sure that the populous of this board is literally too autistic to unify under a goal?
Yes.
>>27631909
I would have to agree. Looking into the e i g h t chan board right now, I will link
Sure. Can I bring my girlfriend with me ?
Why are white girls so cruel to white guys?
Don't they realize if white men didn't exist they'd literally be living in some sort of Confucian or Islamic society right now?
if it weren't for their cruelty**
thanks sexual selection
someone post JLH's 70s bush
>>27631728
That is probably my favorite jlh picture
Who /leftist but anti-SJW but still will never vote for Trump/ here?
Embrace the Trump, it's your only hope
>>27631364
>I'm a millennial who doesn't know shit about politics, economics and historyI find Trump supporters equally stupid, so don't even start calling me one
>>27631364
Economically I lean far left however socially I lean right
So pretty much /pol/tards dont like me and libtards don't like me
My grandfather was actually from the USSR and he said that it wasn't the greatest however it could've been a great place if it wasn't for the shit flinging contest with the West
What's your taste /r9k/?
Favorite Music Genre
Favorite Song or album
Favorite video game
Favorite Country (or state)
Favorite food
>black metal or vaporwave
>jumping off a building
>sly cooper
>Poland and Washington
>Pizza
bump
origi
>>27631313
>Doom metal/epic metal/death metal/prog/anime opening songs
>Doom over the world
>World of Warcraft
>Don't have one
>Don't have one.
chief Keef
faneto
roblox
New York
bananna
How old were you when you left your parents' house?
>25, still at home
If going to uni counts then 19, if not then i'm 21 and still at home.
I was 32 when I moved out.
>35
>still at home
>start my new job at Wendy's tomorrow
>first job since 2007
Continuing thread from yesterday: whats a fetish that you just dont understand /r9k/? one that really makes you feel ill or disgusted just seeing?
For me its:
>scat/pissing
>furries
>pregnancy
>Older women
>Shota
>Oedipus complexes
>>27630309
>diapers
>transformation
>vore
inflation
there is nothing sexual about it
My gf wants to an hero. She also slits. Quads decide what I say.
pic related
>>27629988
Just suck my cock already
>>27629988
chiggity check yourself before you wreck yourself
Nozinan pills should help
Post you're fetishes which won't be accepted by 99.99% of women.
Why even continue this life
>>27629889
Hymen breaking
>>27629889
2D
allwday
anyday
Can we have a voocaroo challenge thread? Say a sentence on voocaroo, post a link and then we guess what country you're from.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SbcMEbiUKS
Kind of ashamed of my accent desu
>>27629787
What sentence?
>>27629949
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SbcMEbiUKS
you french arent you?
>tfw size difference fetish
I dunno man
something is super erotic and exciting about feeling small compared to a girl
anyone know this feel?
Nah I'm not a manlet, mate.
>>27629638
neither am I, that's the problem
>>27629610
iktf, too bad women find it disgusting.
How do fembots feel when they're confronted with the fact that they will never have a body as fertile and sexual looking as?
>>27629526
man, imagine in 100 years when you can buy sexbots that looks exactly like that. literally indistinguishable from a human body, except the bot wont age, eternal pussy tightness, will be self-cleaning for when you cum inside its holes, it will cook/clean for you, and last forever with regular maintenance
>tfw born too early to experience this
feelsbadman
>>27629686
yeah and we'll have hoverboards and nuclear powered flying cars in the year 2000!
>>27629709
God you're fucking retarded you fat cunt
Who /attracted to traps and cuteboys but not gay/ here?
>>27629258
Of course I'm not gay friendo, I'm trapsexual.
>>27629258
>Cuteboys
>Not gay
top kek m8
>>27629258
that is one fancy buttplug
It's not fair! not fair!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoosFd-c3Pc
>>27629137
it's ok op, they're just degenerates
>>27629224
I want to be a degenerate too. I want to have fun and sex too. Why can't I be degenerate?
>>27629137
That is not a fun lifestyle anon.
Genuinely. it's a very sad, mindless and hedonistic lifestyle.
As usual:
- ask anything
- report on your progress
- discuss fitness
A few important points:
- controlling your calories is essential, no matter your level
- cardio and strength aren't the same
- the guide covers all the basics
Guide. Originalsaslasla.
This is how calories work, very basically.
You can pay me in Pepes.
